Diana Falzone

Diana Falzone Bikini Pictures Because Jersey Girls Never Get the Love They Deserve

(Credit: All photos by Matthew Wardenaar exclusively for Egotastic!)

Forget all you've seen on the Jersey Shore with those not-even-Italian not-even-from-Jersey-girls drunk and fisticuffing on the dance floor, that's not Jersey. No, our brunette bombshells with attitude up the wazoo who truly are from Jersey, they could inspire Springsteeen to pen fourteen hundred identical songs about them and cause many a man passing his way up the Eastern Seaboard to suddenly find himself hitched to a girl in a tight top with acid-washed jeans who knows how to handle a blade, when the situation calls for it, natch.

To redeem all of Jersey Girl hotness, we called upon our good friend Diana Falzone to take some time off from her Fox News gig and her work with military.com to take a trip out to Malibu and try on some bikinis for our cameras. Sure  the 'save the Jersey rep' was a lame excuse, but before Diana realized she was snookered, she was in a tiny bikini on the rocks of Malibu and we were snapping away. Such are the deceptive techniques of Egotastic!

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Diana Falzone Sextastic Photoshoot Takes You Into Her Happy Place

Here's why you want to be a photographer: we've known hottie TV correspondent and Internet advice columnist Diana Falzone for some time now, and not even an invite into the threshold of her home, but if you're noted Me in My Place photographer Michael Edwards, somehow you get an immediate invite into her boudoir, Diana shimmies into little bits of sexy clothing, and off you go into a mind-bending intimate photoshoot. Sometimes, life just isn't fair.

But, for the general ogling public, life is more than fair as we get the most delicious Diana Falzone pictorial to ever hit the visual airwaves, a glance at the sultry brunette in her very own place, bending and stretching and showing why you would listen to her relationship advice, if not but to smile dumbly and stare into her dark eyes (yes, I said eyes, raise your glances you dastardly males!)

Be sure to check out the entire set of Diana Falzone boudoir photos on Me in My Place, where you can also procure yourself one damn fine MIMP mobile-app for all your smoking hot girls in skimpy underthings needs.

(And you will henceforth undoubtedly want to follow Diana Falzone on Twitter.)

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- Courteney Cox and other celebs in bikinis. (HuffPo)

- Is Veena Malik naked or not? (FoxNews)

- Kristen Stewart vs. Anne Hathaway: who bangs better for a buck? (FoxNews)

- Katherine Heigl is heating things up in Elle. (GossipCenter)

- How big are Jessica Simpson boobs going to get? (TMZ)

- JWoww brings more of The Shore. (GossipCop)

- Diana Falzone finds out if weed makes you horny. (Maxim)

Jonesing

Sexy Miranda Kerr photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Beyonce hot new video. (HuffPo)

Is this the new Jersey Shore? (FoxNews)

Diana Falzone introduces us to some Maxim hometown hotties. (YouTube)

If only all games were like Mortal Kombat. (CollegeHumor)

Ditching their bras. (TheChive)

Victoria Justice looking real good. (Idolator)

Light it Up

Victoria Justice leggy holiday performance. (GossipCenter)

JWoww gets groped in an airport. (HuffPo)

Sienna Miller ditches her clothes. (FoxNews)

Michelle Williams cleavy NYC premiere. (Celebuzz)

Coco flashes some skin in Atlantic City. (SocialiteLife)

I want to see Diana Falzone when I come back home. (CollegeHumor)

God bless yoga pants. (TheChive)

Three-Way to Heaven

Bar Refaeli + Cameron Diaz + Naomi Campbell = The Dream. (GossipCenter)

The controversial Rihanna video that was too hot for an Irish farmer. (HuffPo)

Scarlett Johansson was a nagging wife. (FoxNews)

Let's all stare down Katie Holmes shirt. (TheSuperficial)

Stacy Kiebler taped up boobage. (Popoholic)

Nordic ice skating hottie, Kiira Korpi. (TheChive)

Jessica Alba goes shopping for pumpkins. (theFABlife)

Check out Diana Falzone covering New York ComicCon. (Paltalk)

Diana Falzone Sexy Swimsuit Pictures Are Our Favorite Form of Hello

Well, hello, old friend.

We were wondering what our very favorite Jersey Girl was up to, so we sent a letter by way of homing pigeon to Diana Falzone in her fantabulous Big Apple loft and what came back, well, four very delicious photos of the multi-media hottie. At any given time, the uber-busy Diana has like thirty-seven jobs, primarily reporting and dispensing valuable life advice to women who are ready to hear the truth, and to men who will stop ogling Diana long enough to actually pay attention. She's like a Dr. Phil with a body that could shipwreck fleets (I've seen Dr. Phil in a gym locker room before, trust me, there's no comparison). And, we're fortunate enough today to see Diana in a bathing suit her parents would've grounded her for the entire summer for wearing to the local pool.

Thanks for the update the way we like them best, Diana. Enjoy.

(Among her countless assignments, Diana Falzone is the relationship expert for Military.com. Check out her column. Be a better person. Be happy. Get girls.)

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