Demi Moore

Uncensored Nude, After-Sex Photos of Brittney Jones, Ashton Kutcher’s Revealed Mistress (RadarOnline Exclusive to Egotastic!)

By Bill Swift | September 23, 2010 @ 2:00 pm

According to our friends at RadarOnline, the 21-year old Brittney Jones was most definitely the young woman on the receiving end of the Ashton Kutcher fifth appendage this summer whilst Demi Moore was out of town for work. To be more specific, Ashton Kutcher and Brittney Jones knocked adulterous boots on the family couch while Ma Cougar was away a'hunting. Being that we are Egotastic!, our thoughts went straight to the vital matter at hand: what's this Brittney Jones girl look like naked? Well, with these exclusive to Egotastic! Brittney Jones uncensored nude pictures, you get a very good answer to that burning question. And, might I add as a completely objective observer, not too shabby, though Ms. Jones be a rather shrewd cat, according to RadarOnline (read the full story).

What to make of this (splattered) mess? Well, Demi Moore remains a ridiculously hot forty-something Hollywood MILF, but for at least one night, she got replaced in the mating position by the much younger Brittney Jones. And after examining these photos, it doesn't take much imagination to estimate that precise position. Enjoy.

(To be clear, these Brittney Jones photos were not snapped 'after-sex' with Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he ain't that dumb.)

Visit RadarOnline for a full (SFW) set of Brittney Jones photos:

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Demi Moore Scores One For the Super Milfs

By Bill Swift | September 6, 2010 @ 10:30 am

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Well, here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Getting up into her latter 40's, Demi Moore shows no signs of slowing down in body or soul, or body, or body. Damn, that MILFtastic body. And, just to shove it in your cougar loving face, Demi Moore sent out these sexy bikini pictures on Twitter, to let everybody know that she's still in her prime. I'm inclined to agree. Enjoy.

Demi Moore’s Ass Gets Twittered, or Tweeted, or Twatted, or Something

By phil | March 23, 2009 @ 3:06 am

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So the big story for Interweb nerds around the Blogoscape this weekend was the news that Ashton Kutcher posted a picture of Demi Moore's ass in a bikini on TwitPic, and then wrote about it on Twitter. You know Twitter, right? The new social networking, micro-blogging thing that everyone's talking about, but no one really knows what the hell it is. Yeah, that Twitter. Anyway, point is, Ashton obviously has too much time on his hands (like everyone who uses Twitter), and will most probably be spending a few nights on the couch.

Here are Ashton's "Tweets." You can also "follow" Ashton on Twitter if you care.

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I'm not wearing the bikini she is that's what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don't tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

And here's Demi Moore's ass:

Demi Moore is Very Very in V Magazine

By phil | January 25, 2008 @ 10:40 am

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Sure, there's some Photoshopping going on here, but there's no doubt that Demi Moore looks pretty damn sexy in this photoshoot for V Magazine. Of course, fake boobs, face lifts, and what appear to be abs that are literally made of washboards, will generally keep you looking fit a lot longer than normal, but Demi actually pulls it off, and doesn't look completely like a Hollywood robo-lady. And no, I can't just say something nice, okay?

Demi Moore Bikini Pictures

By phil | November 13, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

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Here's are some Demi Moore bikini pictures from her vacation where she's celebrating her second wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. And while Demi looks alright for someone however the hell old she is, I think Ashton would have done better to hook up with some crazy hot twenty-something who doesn't have a bunch of attention-hungry kids. Oh well, you live and you learn.

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Demi Moore Nude Pictures Held Hostage

By phil | October 5, 2007 @ 2:54 am

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According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, Ashton Kutcher's cell phone, which just happens to contain over 30 pictures of Demi Moore nude, is being held for ransom by a French taxi driver. Apparently, Ashton forgot his phone in the cab while on vacation in April, and now the driver wants $1 Million, or he will sell the pictures, of both Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore naked, to the paparazzi. And if that wasn't bad enough (or good enough, depending on your point of view), the phone also contains a whole bunch of celebrity phone numbers.

Now, you might think that pictures of Demi Moore naked aren't such a big deal, seeing as how she's 44 years old, but I defy you to find a hotter 44-year-old woman than Demi Moore. Of course, if those pictures did make it out, we would have to see Ashton Kutcher naked too, but for that MILFy goodness, it would totally be worth it.

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Demi Moore’s Nipples Run for Cover

By phil | June 25, 2007 @ 1:42 pm

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Someone might want to tell Demi Moore that she'd be better off using her jacket to cover her nipples, rather than her head. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's what it was actually designed for in the first place. But you know celebrities and their fashion choices. They're always trying to be on the cutting edge...

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