Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys get some bonding time in. (SocialiteLife)
Rihanna swims without bikini bottoms. (HuffPo)
Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vanity Fair. (FoxNews)
Mortal Kombat Noob. (CollegeHumor)
Emma Roberts, the co-ed. (TheFABlife)
Jessica Biel falls off the wagon. (GossipCop)
Malin Akerman is just damn good looking. (Celebslam)
Jessica Sutta making love to the camera. (Idolator)
Vanessa Hudgens with clothes on, still pretty damn hot. (JustJared)
Geri Halliwell bikini body is effing hot! (Celebslam)
Katie Holmes shows some decent cleavage. (Celebuzz)
Selena Gomez and other caliente latinas. (Idolator)
A newer, hotter Olsen sister? (HuffPo)
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler get slutty. (PopEater)
Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere, show us your tats! (Ranker)
Demi Moore looking fine as always. (LaineyGossip)
Okay, so she doesn't look so damn glad to meet you. Demi Moore has apparently been hiding from public view and photographers lately, some kind of blemish on her face or mud-pack gone wrong over the weekend or something, but in either case -- thanks to our timely photographic friends at X17online -- I am not looking at her face. Not when her headlights are set to high beam and bearing down on me like a pair of super-powered halogens pole-strapped to an Alaskan crab boat. Demi, we lust you for your veteran MILF status and a hard body that continues well into it's 40's. But, seriously, somebody is going to lose an eye with those nipple pokes. Enjoy.
Candid Demi Moore bikini pictures from the Caribbean vacation. Candid. No way to primp. No special lights. No airbrushing. And, well, MILFtastic. Look at that sweet butt and hard body on the 48-year old Demi Moore. Okay, some help from Dr. 90210, but, still, that is some serious natural, perennial talent. Makes me wonder if she can't pull herself an even better cougar-cub than Captain Chuckles. Enjoy.
Photo credit: INF Photo
Charity events in Tinsel Town aren't quite like your average local neighborhood fundraiser. Lots of super hot celebrities are assembled, decked out in wardrobes, makeup, jewelry, botox and silicon to the bazillions of dollars; but, in then end, money is raised for worthwhile causes, and, well, we get to ogle a gaggle of sextastic on the red carpet. Such is the case with last night's Bulgari Event, where some veteran sexy bombs put on their finest to cut the crimson rug for the benefit of the children, and there was some prime talent on display. I'm going to pick Demi Moore as the hottie di tutti hottie of the event, because until you can show me another 48-year old woman who looks this amazing, well, beauty and age before beauty.
Other wonderments at last night's event included Malin Akerman, Olivia Wilde, Kirsten Dunst, and Milla Jovovich. It's the type of lineup that I'd definitely follow into just about any party (though my invitations keep getting lost in the mail for some reason). Enjoy.
Photo credit: Fame
(Shout out to Egotastic! superfan, Marianne, for inspiring this post. Marianne knows hot chick nudes like Kim Kardashian knows dudes. Deep knowledge.)
Before we get started, we should address the 800-lb beaver in the room -- Demi Moore bush. Wow. Okay, this was nearly three decades ago, before my addiction to furry cosplay even had a name, so, bear with us, as it were.
Demi Moore was, is, always has been hot. These classic Demi Moore nude pictures from Oui magazine have Demi at a barely legal phase of her life, oh, much like Brittney Jones, the she-bang mistress of Demi's current cougar cub husband, Ashton Kutcher. Is there a grand social point to be made here about trust and fidelity? Some statement about the follies of youth and ambitious young nude hotties trying to catch a break in Hollywood? Naw, just looking for an excuse to show off the amazing Demi Moore (pre-silicone implants) and her ridiculous bush!
Have a great weekend from your friends at Egotastic!
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Demi Moore almost nude twitpic. (HuffPo)
Rihanna has a new gig. (TMZ)
Nintendo bachelor party gets busted. (CollegeHumor)
Vanessa Hudgens on the hotness upswing. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan has her sister's back. (TheSuperficial)
Hotties ready for some football. (TheChive)
Kim Kardashian honeymoon bikini pictures. (HuffPo)