Apparently, once word got out that Kris Jenner was flipping the switch to ‘cash bar’ at the Kim Kardashian and that other dude’s wedding, celebrities began to flee in droves. A pretty hot looking Ciara seemed to have left by herself, a snookered Lindsay Lohan desperately tried not to hurl on her five-finger discounted diamonds, Demi Lovato appeared rather chipper, and even Khloe Kardashian peeled away, desperate to find a still open Black Angus, with her younger hottie hostage half-sister, Kendall Jenner in tow
(Don’t forget to like our Free Kendall Jenner page on Facebook as we gear up for an upcoming rescue attempt of the still salvageable young lass.)
You may take note of the lack of color among the guests at the wedding, as a black and white only dress code was strictly enforced, which I think is a failure of this reboot, because in the original Godfather, they let Mama wear pink. Enjoy.
Oh, lady in red, thy name is sexy. Victoria Justice led a gaggle of hotties at this weekend’s VH-1 Do Something awards, yet another award show where they make up an excuse to hand out trophies to super popular young celebrities, and where the late-teen star of Victorious reminded the ogling community just how damn sexy she really is, getting all grow’d up and flirty in a little red number.
And not exactly like the red carpet competition wasn’t fierce, with the likes of a newly healthy and busty Demi Lovato, the soon-to-be-married-starving-herself Kim Kardashian, Victoria’s co-star sexy red Ariana Grande, Jo-Jo Levesque, underrated hottie Kristen Bell, Rose McGowan, Cassie Scerbo, and last, but definitely not least, Olivia Munn. Quite a stellar lineup, and that was just the cream that floated to the top, as it were. Enjoy.
I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don’t care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.
Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.
There’s an underground swell of Demi Lovato fans in our midst just swelling a bit more as their virtual girlfriend makes her way back before the cameras these days, showing off her hotness and wares. I’m just happy to see Demi back and seemingly in good spirits and increasingly good shape and looks. Check out Demi Lovato out on the town the other night, and, because we love how much many of you lust Demi, check out a sneak peek of her pictorial from the September edition of Elle. Enjoy.
Audrina Patridge can barely contain her boobage. (Celebuzz)
Demi Lovato and Jojo squeeze close together. (Idolator)
Jessica Simpson shows her serious, serious curves. (HuffPo)
There can be only one Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)
Paris Hilton gets pissed. (GossipCenter)
Is Britney Spears jealous of her MILF mom? (GossipCop)
Happy birthday, Gisele Bundchen! (TheChive)
Rachel McAdams and Penelope Cruz inspire woody. (HuffPo)
Bar Refaeli is going all out. (FoxNews)
Rashida Jones lesbianics with Zooey Deschanel. (HuffPo)
Demi Lovato gets bumped in the rear. (PopEater)
Why showering is crucial. (CollegeHumor)
Jessica Alba back in the day. (BuzzFeed)
Just a funny commercial. (TheChive)
Well, I suppose if I were to suggest a means for a celebrity to let everybody know she’s doing well after rehab, it’d be to send out a bikini picture of themselves. It’s not that Demi Lovato is exactly back to top proportions after her convalescent stint, but I’m going to give her an ‘A’ grade for her bold decision to bikini twitpic and share her body with gentlemen oglers everywhere concerned with her well-being and her body-being. Hopefully, she will continue this self-publishing practice she recovers more and more and returns to young starlet hottie status. Enjoy.