Egotastic
Sometimes, I cry a little tear when I think about the fact that one supremely fine woman with one even finer body goes home a loser each Thursday following our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. I pull out my Stars Wars original series handkerchief and dab the wet spot from my cheek as I think of slumped shoulders, or, even worse, slumped funbags, departing the Thunderdome of the Teats in dismay and defeat.
And while I'd like to say that there are no losers in a chest-to-chest matchup between two ridiculously hot Page 3 celebrity models, I'd be lying if I didn't say that to the victor goes the spoils, of attention, fame, and inner feelings of self-worth. So, let's get down to the difficult decision. In today's chesty chess match, the delicious Courtnie Quinlan vs. blonde veteran hottie Dannie Wells, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?
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Danni Wells Goes Blonde to Blonde with Nicole Neal in the Battle of the Boobtastic
Do blondes have more fun? Well, they have some stiff, make them, fluffy, competition this week in the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic as delightfully delicious Danni Wells pits her two chest puppies up against the fully loaded fineries of Nicole Neal. Two blonde bombshells exploding with funbag goodness.
While modern culture self-esteemers would like us to declare both girls as winners so everybody can go home happy, veterans of these jug battles know that a victor must be crowned. One winner, one not winner who we'd love to console in our tents after the event. So, you must decide. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?