I think I’m just about done calling Danielle Sharp Britain’s hottest co-ed. It was a cute title that stuck around for a little while, but kind of like an old dude calls his young escort date his ‘niece’, I’m kind of ready to dispense with the silly promotional campaign and just start referring to Danielle Sharp as one wicked young hottie.
Featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, Danielle Sharp shows off her ridiculously sweet body, her bare boobtastic, and even though we’re not calling her a co-ed any longer, she’s definitely teaching us a lesson in the laws of attraction. We can only hope Danielle goes for an advanced degree. Enjoy.
Okay, naughty double entendre jokes aside, Danielle Sharp, who I think we’re still willing to refer to as Britain’s hottest co-ed, though we are receiving reports that classroom attendance on her part is about akin to a starting linebacker at Division 1 NCAA football school, just looked too good to pass up in screencaps behind the scenes of her latest Nuts photoshoot.
Now, I know there are many a hot poses for the sextastic women who walk among us, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a better look for a smoking woman than a pair of blue jeans and not much else. This requires a very deep perusal. Enjoy.
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We love it when a plan comes together. And, by plan, we mean two hot women going chest to chest in our four times a month Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, currently ranked by Guinness as the world’s most popular ta-to-ta comparison fun game on the planet.
This week’s contest of the ultimate chest puppies pits one of our most swell swelling swollen topped India Reynolds against Britain’s hottest co-ed, Danielle Sharp, in a little contest of teacher vs. student, master vs. newbie, melons vs. passion fruit. I don’t envy those of you who have to decide between these two ladies. There are no wrong answers, and, yet, only one pair of perties can leave the Thunderdome.
So, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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We have had an inkling of a feeling of a tingle ever since the days we laid leering eyes upon Britain’s hottest co-ed, Danielle Sharp. Without ever truly investigating her educational credentials, which would make about as much sense as checking out the academic study habits of a major college football player, we can confidently state how badly we’d like Danielle Sharp to be our study buddy.
Featured in this month’s Loaded magazine, Danielle moves to the top of our academic resource list with sheer body hotness and some funbags that are nothing short of spectacular. Oh, how sloppy will our late night study sessions get? Enjoy.
Let’s quit jimmy jacking around already because this new year is already two days old. Let’s talk funbags. Faptastic full fecund funbags. And let’s examine them, hold them to the light, sense their power, and imagine how they must feel when slapped passionately against our facial region.
Let’s talk British co-ed hottie Danielle Sharp dropping her bra behind the scenes of her latest Nuts magazine photoshoot. For in full-floppy jugs, will we finally find peace, both this humpday of an abbreviated work week, and for all times. Enjoy.
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For whatever reason, call it Kismet, call it the plentiful supply of hair bleach, we rarely see a brunette on brunette boobtastic battle in our Page 3 Thunderdome of the ta-ta’s, and when you consider that this same intra dark-haired hottie kerfuffle pits the deliciously delightful Amii Grove against Britain’s hottest not-really-in-school co-ed, Danielle Sharp, than you have more than just a statistical anomaly, you have a must-see topless show.
Two wicked hot brunettes with bodies forged in a factory we like to call ‘Awesome’, but only one set of pairs can take the crown, so who’s milky wonderments reign supreme?
If you’re going to launch yourself into the weekend, you’re going to need something springy, loaded, and perfectly bouncy, and, today, well, like every day, we have the perfect solution. Just one massive gallery of Britain’s sexiest co-ed Danielle Sharp featuring her ridiculously hot, perfect, and lust-inducing body, all outtakes from a recent Nuts magazine photoshoot. This makes us so happy.
I know what you’re thinking. I don’t deserve to see FIFTY picture of the smoking hot bodied Danielle Sharp. What have I done to warrant such prurient pleasure and all-over delight? Well, let me tell you something, dear Egotastic! reader, for Thank God It’s Funbags, you don’t need an excuse to virtually motorboat yourself into a state of bliss. Consider it less of a privilege and more of an order. From me.
Now, get to it. Because, trust me, once you start flipping through these photos, you are going to feel like you haven’t felt since you were in middle school and caught the unusually young and attractive language teacher bending over to retrieve something from her car in the teacher parking lot. Yes, that good. Enjoy.