It’s the return of my favorite game, seeing a wicked hot celebrity in a bikini in the morning, to wait a few long hours to see her without her clothes on in Playboy Magazine in the afternoon. Danielle Lloyd was Miss Great Britain a few years back before she was stripped of her title because she had the audacity to reveal her sextastic goodness in Playboy. The whole thing seems kind of silly. The pageant people have a good thing, Playboy has an even better thing, maybe it’s just jealousy. It can’t be some stupid ‘virtue’ test. As if flashing your wicked hot funbags somehow disqualifies you to be an awesome human being bringing peace to our planet.
Regardless, any chance to see a smoking hot woman nekkid, that’s kind of my motto. I’d get it tattooed on my forearm if it was so complicated and I wasn’t scared of needles. While you’re at it, be sure to check out our ongoing One Week Free Playboy.TV deal with our friends at Playboy Plus. You can take a social stand and see tons of hot unclothed women for free at the same time. I can’t possibly thing of anything better. Enjoy.
Danielle Lloyd, the former Miss Great Britain scandalized by being tossed of her title for posing topless in Playboy (as if we’re not going to see that later today), got her mojo working at one of them fancy pools at a Casino in Vegas, rocking her tight bikini body to the sounds of some famous DJ I’m sure I couldn’t name if you paid me. And you should pay me for naming DJs, so I can afford the moon roof for my van.
Danielle Lloyd got married so she has some new last name, but she’ll always be Danielle Lloyd to me. The hot pageant girl shunned for baring her boobtastic. I can’t think of a great martyrs cause than that, especially give how crazy alluring her tanned body is. Just look at her do the cabbage patch. Or, just look at her cabbage patch, Your choice. Enjoy.
In case you’re unaware, the Brits love going to the ‘South of’ their warmer climate neighbor nations. The south of France. The south of Spain. They’ll even hit the south of the U.S., leaving Florida and Arizona often overrun with pasty white polite chaps and birds. And, every once in a while, it’s worth noting, some of these vacationing imports are rather worth importing. Such as Danielle Lloyd, the former Miss Great Britain stripped of her title back in ’06 for posing in Playboy.
Danielle lent her still ample bikini talents to the Iberian peninsula, flashing a good bit of what first made her a beauty queen, a glamour model, and now one fine looking soccer WAG. We heard no complaints from the Spaniards. Enjoy.
Do they still really take away pageant titles just for posing nekkid? We know what happened to Miss Teen Delaware, even before she confessed:
What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.
Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.
What’s so awesome about Danielle Lloyd and Abi Titmuss both, two former glamour models (one, Abi, a rather naughty one), with various scandalous celebrity boyfriends and torrid pasts, who both became pretty big reality TV celebrities and show hostesses and semi-legit paycheck wise, well, they haven’t forgotten their roots just because they’re on the telly now. Both luscious ladies, brunette and blonde made their way into the periodical known as Nuts, flashing almost all of their wares in some skimpy lingerie and covered topless photos that are just out of this world sexy, and, now, we have a look at the outtakes from those photo sessions, meaning ten times that much hotter.
Personally, here at Egotastic!, we have strived to never forget our humble roots. At one time, we had but five dollars in the bank account, now, we have like twenty-three dollars and a Ron Jeremy autographed coffee mug, IBut we’ve never forgotten where we came from. Neither have the smoking hot Danielle Lloyd and Abi Titmuss, two amazing looking women keeping it real and really hot. Enjoy.
If there’s one thing in this world that I love, it’s alliteration, but if there’s one thing I love more, it’s hot chicks like Danielle Lloyd in lingerie. I know it’s a tough call between the two, but in the end, I have to go with the half-naked beautiful woman. Sure, word play is great, don’t get me wrong, but come on, boobs.
It’s been a while since we posted any Danielle Lloyd pictures (almost a year), and the reason is pretty simple: She’s a tease. Take these Danielle Lloyd “topless” pictures, for example, sure, she’s not wearing a top in some of them, but she’s not showing the goods either. And this is in a magazine, Nuts, that prides itself on showing topless women. Still, she is pretty frickin hot. So, there’s that.