Danica Patrick

Danica Patrick Bikini Candids Will Start Your Man-gines

I know for many of your car racing fans, the biggest move ever by Danica Patrick was transitioning from IndyCar to NASCAR, but for us here at Egotastic!, specifically this past weekend, it was the monumental moment when Danica Patrick took off her clothes and revealed some wicked bikini candids on her Hawaiian vacation. Oh, yes, our telescopic lenses travel deep into the Pacific Ocean archipelagoes, where land masses formed by volcanic eruptions forms a pretty good analogy to what happened to us here upon first seeing these Danica Patrick bikini pictures. 

Let’s face it, a super hot woman who knows how to drive a car (oh, snap, we’re going to get letters on that one) is a true work of art hanging in a museum designed just for the gentleman ogler. Enjoy.

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

Today’s the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don’t FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there’s not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there’s no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker Leads List of Hotties (Once Again) at the ESPY Awards

Just like last year, super model sportsy hottie Brooklyn Decker took the title of sexiest red carpet babe at last night’s ESPY Awards in Los Angeles. She’ll probably win that particular title until she actually drops out of the competition. I love the ESPYs for the mere fact that there’s absolutely no reason to have these awards other than to bring together a bunch of big named professional athletes with a bunch of big named super sexy celebrities, and, therein, is plenty reason enough.

In addition to Brooklyn Decker, ESPY sextastic standouts included lesbionic awesome Amber Heard, sportscaster hottie Erin Andrews, boobtastic Kendra Wilkinson, TV hostess Jill Wagner, hot TV actress Jaime Pressly, Bethany Hamilton, the world’s sexiest one-armed surfer, Indy driver Danica Patrick, model Damaris Lewis, sexy-thesp Kerry Washington, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, and our recently featured amazingly hot Rachel Nichols.

Quite a shot. Enjoy.

Danica Patrick Bare Midriff, Drops the Sexy Irish Pedal

Say what you will about the motorsports achievements of Danica Patrick, she’s the sexiest looking person I’ve ever seen exit a vehicle that can exceed 220 MPH. And, you know, she’s got the luck of the Irish upon her. Check out these George Holtz photoshoot pictures of the hot brunette speedster and let some throttle out. It’s about time we saw this drafting and weaving Irish-descended hottie on this blog, and St. Patrick’s Day is the perfect time to take a victory lap with Danica. Enjoy.

Danica Patrick Bikini Pictures from the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that’s from my tears of sorrow.

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I don’t really know what bikinis have to do with race car drivers, but I’m not going to ask too many questions about why Danica Patrick is in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The answer seems pretty obvious, actually: She’s a sex race car driver. I think she was in the SI Swimsuit Issue before, but I can’t be bothered to check. Either way, these Danica Patrick bikini pictures are pretty damn hot, and I wouldn’t mind getting lapped by her one day, if you know what I mean.

Check out more of Danica Patrick at SI.com.