- Angelina Jolie Marie Claire photoshoot. (HuffPo)
- What does Crystal Harris want for Christmas? (FoxNews)
- Christina Hendricks is a hot little hostess. (GossipCenter)
- Uh, why does Brooke Mueller have a gun? (TMZ)
- Kate Upton sexy twitpics. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Sexy mail order brides, half off. (TheChive)
- Rihanna parties in Milan. (Celebuzz)
Katie Holmes sexy new photoshoot. (Celebuzz)
Jessica Alba talks having sex. (HuffPo)
Miley Cyrus and the best beach bodies of the summer. (FoxNews)
Olivia Wilde leggy Tonight Show interview. (GossipCenter)
A joke based on the novel Push by Sapphire. (Videogum)
Crystal Harris did the nasty with Hugh Hefner only once. (TheSuperficial)
Kate Bosworth is ready to mingle. (TheFABlife)
CHECK OUT THE ALMOST MRS. HEFNER IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT
God bless, Heff. The octogenarian publisher releases nekkid photos of Crystal Harris, his hottie 20-something wife-to-be, in his own bleepin' magazine timed exactly with his own wedding date. That's pretty damn close to Icarus taking those waxy wings up too close to large solar panel in the sky. Just too much. And, inevitably, karma stepped in an Crystal ran from the altar, and probably in a pair of crotchless panties too. Still, we'll always have July. Playboy July that is, where you can see what Heff will now not be seeing on his next wedding night (I know, poor Heff, only constant and unending sex with Playboy models for more than five decades). Enjoy.
Sexy Blake Lively hits up The Tonight Show. (GossipCenter)
Jennifer Lopez flashes her sweet legs. (Celebuzz)
Christina Hendricks is on fire. Literally. (FoxNews)
Laura Vandervoot sexes up the red carpet. (Popoholic)
Why did Crystal Harris ditch Hugh Hefner? (HuffPo)
New movie with Rashida Jones, Elizabeth Banks and Zooey Deschanel. (LaineyGossip)
What won't Katie Price do? (SocialiteLife)
CHECK OUT 19 PICTURES OF CRYSTAL HARRIS SUPER UNCLOTHED
Okay, so, he probably did get a decent preview before the wedding, but now that Crystal Harris has suddenly called off the nuptials scheduled for this weekend with Hugh Hefner, she'll be taking her ridiculously sexy 25-year old body elsewhere. According to our breaking gossip news partners at TMZ, Crystal Harris claims it's her burgeoning music career that has her scared of going to the altar with her octogenarian boss. Or maybe the money, or lack thereof freely flowing from the old man's checkbook.
We know very little of the magical musical power inside of Crystal Harris dying to get out, but thanks to Playboy itself, and their various editions across the European continent, we have very deep knowledge of Crystal Harris and her super boobtastic and body and, we suspect, the complete package that will make it none difficult to find herself more financially lenient and musically supportive suitors. Enjoy.
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Crystal Harris Has a Swimsuit Line, Just What the World Needed (At Least We Get To See Her In It)
Playboy Playmate and on-again off-again girlfriend/fiance of Hugh Hefner has launched her new swimwear line intended for women who have Playboy bodies and want to turn the heads of wealthy octogenarians, so, a limited audience, but for those ladies, if they can look like Crystal Harris in these swimsuits, I suppose they will plunk down the shekels.
Still, I think when it comes to nekkid models, you have to consider what you're selling and I think navel rings and necklaces seems more contextually relevant. Plus, I wouldn't mind seeing Crystal modeling just those. Enjoy.