If you have a graduate degree in sexy Latina television like myself courtesy of Univision college, then you probably already know the Cristina Umaña, the veteran hottie Colombian stage and TV actress who gives us the slightly better nude pose that we saw from Allure magazine earlier today, with the delicious Sudamericana's nipples on display for the cover shot of this month's SoHo magazine. We expect (and hope and pray) that we'll have more sexy Cristina Umaña to share with you in the near future, I mean, share after I've had some time alone with Cristina. Enjoy.
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Cristina Umaña Takes It All Off for Colombian Pride
We saw the SoHo magazine cover last week and literally could not eat, sleep, or make doo-doo while waiting with breathless anticipation for the all kinds of hot and topless pictures of Cristina Umaña, veteran Colombian actress and telenovela sensation. I wish I knew the Spanish word for 'incredibly super yummy and ridiculously nekkid sexy'. In fact, maybe that's just what Umaña actually means. I need some alone time now if you please. Disfruta.
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