Sometimes, you’ve just got to say, hey, hot lady, what you got there under that top that’s so darn special? What I like to do is say that to two super fine ladies knowing full well that what each of them has under their tops is so damn enticing I will probably collapse to the floor in a splash of my own flop sweat. Nevertheless, the greater good is served in a little challenge we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic.
This week’s outstandingly sextastic contestants are young veteran champ Rosie Jones and her udders of perfection challenged by the brunette stunner Courtnie Quinlan. One woman will walk away the winner, the other, well, just have to settle for being a great looking woman with a near perfect body. Alas and alack. It remains up to you to decide, to the victor go the eyeball spoils. In your expert opinion, between these two pillars of the passion inducement, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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You really hate to see blonde on brunette chesty violence. And, by hate, I mean you want to buy front row seats and a bag of circus peanuts candy, which I’m pretty sure are a healthy source of protein. But darn if Lissy Cunningham and her blonde ambitions isn’t throwing down this week in the Battle of the Boobtastic against petite but busty brunette Cournie Quinlan to see who has the finer chest puppies in the final week of August.
Game on. I haven’t been able to make an important decision since I went with PB&J over cheese sandwich in first grade cafeteria. So, I turn to you, my faithful readers and office time wasters. In your vaunted, valued, and otherwise prurient opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I’m a pacifist by nature and temperament. I take that whole make love not war slogan to heart. Not for political reasons. I just really like making love. And women. War is not as fun. But we still do have that competitive instinct for battle and dominance. So, I’ve combined my passion with the cathartic feel of gladiator battles by pitting two sweet hotties with amazing racks against one another in the arena of the awesome we like to call, the Battle of the Boobtastic.
This week’s BOB features our finely monikered Lacey Banghard and her sweet plums against Courtnie Quinlan and her perfectly perty pair. It’s a chest to chest battle that can only be decided by the wisdom of your eyeballs and clicks. You must decide between two hotties, like Solomon, render a wise decision. I don’t envy you in these matters. But I do count on you. In your expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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That old slogan make love not war always seemed kind of silly to me. Unless you always have the option to do the first, you can get a bit grumpy which can lead to the latter. So I like to put forth, ogle funbags, not make war, as I can guarantee you an endless stream of some of the finest boobtastic this side of the known galaxy every day here on Egotastic! In fact, we have so many delicious funbags, we’re pulling the finest of our melons and pitting them against one another in a mocked up competition we like to call The Battle of the Boobtastic. Now this, and the NFL, are two kinds of brutal mano a mano I can truly get behind.
This week’s BoB pits the fierce and fiery chestal beauties of Courtnie Quinlan versus our favorite alt brunette naturally hot Mellisa Clarke. Two women, four perfect plums, but only one winner. And it’s up to you to decide. Betwixt these two visions of bare bosom perfection, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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It’s time. The time to unfurl the tops off of two lusciously endowed ladies to decide who among them is most fit to be the boobtastic queen for a week. We never get more serious on this site than at this very moment of, what would be called in a very bad teen emo sci-fi trilogy, The Choosing.
But, choose you must, between the blessed funbags of Poppy Rivers, an ever charming lass, and Courtnie Quinlan, who never fails to deliver alluring chest puppy goodness during these Battle of the Boobtastic competitions. I don’t envy your role in this drama. Between the two of these fine female forms, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Let’s get ready to chest rumble. Two lovely British ladies have decided to cast their funbags in the ring this week in the ultimate contest of chest puppy glory. Courtnie Quinlan is no shy girl and she knows her rack can measure up to any woman. But relative newcomer Lissy Cunningham will have none of the prejudice going into the match, she just asks that you judge her fair and square. Well, fair and circular.
Two fine ladies have entered the Battle of the Boobtastic. It is your sacred duty to reward one perfect pair and to un-reward one slightly less perfect set. It won’t be easy, but second base was never promised to anybody. So, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Well, well, well, what do we have here? A new contender for the title of the hottest funbags on the planet of the week in the middle of the polar vortex? Indeed. Blonde hottie Lissy Cunningham has entered the Thunderdome of the ta-ta’s and lifted her shirt up against brunette veteran Courtnie Quinlan in the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. Oh, man, this promises to be a revelation of a chest-down.
As always, one girl will go home with the virtual gold cup, while the other will run off in tears wondering why her cups came in second. This is the sad reality of competition. But not self-esteem ‘we’re all winners here’ in the cages of juggy battles. So, you must decide, in your experienced and wise opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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