Courtnie Quinlan

Poppy Rivers Fires the First Chest Rounds Against Courtnie Quinlan in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time. The time to unfurl the tops off of two lusciously endowed ladies to decide who among them is most fit to be the boobtastic queen for a week. We never get more serious on this site than at this very moment of, what would be called in a very bad teen emo sci-fi trilogy, The Choosing.

But, choose you must, between the blessed funbags of Poppy Rivers, an ever charming lass, and Courtnie Quinlan, who never fails to deliver alluring chest puppy goodness during these Battle of the Boobtastic competitions. I don't envy your role in this drama. Between the two of these fine female forms, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Poppy Rivers vs. Courtnie Quinlan

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Courtnie Quinlan Dares Lissy Cunningham To Bare Her Chest in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Let's get ready to chest rumble. Two lovely British ladies have decided to cast their funbags in the ring this week in the ultimate contest of chest puppy glory. Courtnie Quinlan is no shy girl and she knows her rack can measure up to any woman. But relative newcomer Lissy Cunningham will have none of the prejudice going into the match, she just asks that you judge her fair and square. Well, fair and circular.

Two fine ladies have entered the Battle of the Boobtastic. It is your sacred duty to reward one perfect pair and to un-reward one slightly less perfect set. It won't be easy, but second base was never promised to anybody. So, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Lissy Cunningham

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Courtnie Quinlan Chests Up to Newcomer Lissy Cunningham in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Well, well, well, what do we have here? A new contender for the title of the hottest funbags on the planet of the week in the middle of the polar vortex? Indeed. Blonde hottie Lissy Cunningham has entered the Thunderdome of the ta-ta's and lifted her shirt up against brunette veteran Courtnie Quinlan in the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. Oh, man, this promises to be a revelation of a chest-down.

As always, one girl will go home with the virtual gold cup, while the other will run off in tears wondering why her cups came in second. This is the sad reality of competition. But not self-esteem 'we're all winners here' in the cages of juggy battles. So, you must decide, in your experienced and wise opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Lissy Cunningham

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Courtnie Quinlan Dares to Bare Her Chest Against Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I'll say this for Courtnie Quinlan, she has courage. Like the Cowardly Lion, but with an amazing rack and killer looks and a lot less hair. You need some serious valor to take on the likes of Hall of Famer Rosie Jones in a Battle of the Boobtastic, where four boobs enter, but only two can leave with the trophy in hand. Well, not so much as a trophy as a slap on the behind from me, like an enthused third base coach congratulating a home run hitter rounding my base. It's all about the love.

The powers are not vested in me to decide such matters of the heart, or heart area. So it's up to you to determine whether Courtnie has the raw funbag power to dethrone the mighty Rosie. Decide you must. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Rosie Jones

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Courtnie Quinlan Goes Nip to Nip With Holly Eriksson in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

We love nothing more than when a new supremely hot woman enters the arena of the boobtastic, a fresh piece of blonde sextastic meat like Holly Eriksson enjoining the battle for best jugs in a competition that is as titillating as it is nerve-wracking. This nordic princess takes on a fearsome tubed foe in Courtnie Quinlan, a veteran of many a Battle of the Boobtastic.

It's rookie magic versus veteran cagey ground game skills. And while we can admire both, there can be only one winner. It's time to be the decider and declare, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Holly Eriksson

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Nicole Neal Raises Her Shirt to Combat Courtnie Quinlan in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Girl fight. No finer two words have really ever been strung together in the English language. Especially when talking about two amazingly fine English women like Nicole Neal and Courtnie Quinlan. Neither of these two buxom beauties woke up this morning knowing they'd be part of the grand social chest thumping experience known as the Battle of the Boobtastic. Nevertheless, here they are.

Two women who want nothing more than to be noted for the finest puppies in all the land. But, only one set of knockers can ring the bell. One, must go home sad and dejected and, I like to imagine, in need of an intensely sympathetic rubdown. Only you have the power to decide, between glory and slightly less glorious. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Courtnie Quinlan

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India Reynolds Stacks Her Stacks Up Against Courtnie Quinlan in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Wow, both of our competitors today, the righteously hot India Reynolds and the exotic looking beauty, Courtnie Quinlan, look like the types of girls I could have taken to my high school prom, had I not been previously committed to escort the large and lovely third clarinetist from our school's marching band. So much marching, but she never seemed to work off those extra lbs. But, I digress, and away from the chesty goodness of both of these finely endowed Page 3 hotties. Topless and ready to contest for the title of the week's best chestal fineries.

The Battle of the Boobtastic truly has no losers, I mean, except for the girl who will actually lose today and go home emotionally crushed. And it is your job to make one go home unhappy and one go home flying high. So, in your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Courtnie Quinlan

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