Now that Page 3 and it’s bevy of beauties is back, we feel obliged to peek into the locker room of changing bikini bottom only girls to see how things are going. It’s sort of my benevolent duty and quite possibly my only remaining superpower. Hence, an ogle at the super fine female forms that are Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, and Holly Peers, no longer in battle, for the moment, but more like sorority poolside perfection.
I do so love the Britty girls with bodacious ta-ta’s. Young brunettes who gives so much to so many for so little. Alas for them, great for us. They really do provide that bit of cheeky goodness a man needs before setting off to sea or just trying to get up off the couch after a particularly compelling episode of Murder She Wrote. Bless you bubbly English ladies and the tops you took off to get us here. Enjoy.
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When four ta’s go to war. Well, actually totally wonderful things happen. If only all of the world’s problems could be solved with conflict limited to pitting perfect sets of funbags up against one another. Nobody gets hurt. Everybody gets happy peeks. The Battle of the Boobtastic
remains my dream.
And speaking of dreams, what about the outrageously hot Sam Cooke throwing down the perfect teats against brunette succulent Courtnie Quinlan who has men throwing flowers in her path as she travels the streets of London. As so they both deserve. Though, today, here and now and in this place, only one of these two luscious lasses may go home the winner, the other, treated to a bath of humble. It’s up to you to decide. In your ten thousand hours of experience examining boobtastic, in your opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Sometimes, you’ve just got to say, hey, hot lady, what you got there under that top that’s so darn special? What I like to do is say that to two super fine ladies knowing full well that what each of them has under their tops is so damn enticing I will probably collapse to the floor in a splash of my own flop sweat. Nevertheless, the greater good is served in a little challenge we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic.
This week’s outstandingly sextastic contestants are young veteran champ Rosie Jones and her udders of perfection challenged by the brunette stunner Courtnie Quinlan. One woman will walk away the winner, the other, well, just have to settle for being a great looking woman with a near perfect body. Alas and alack. It remains up to you to decide, to the victor go the eyeball spoils. In your expert opinion, between these two pillars of the passion inducement, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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You really hate to see blonde on brunette chesty violence. And, by hate, I mean you want to buy front row seats and a bag of circus peanuts candy, which I’m pretty sure are a healthy source of protein. But darn if Lissy Cunningham and her blonde ambitions isn’t throwing down this week in the Battle of the Boobtastic against petite but busty brunette Cournie Quinlan to see who has the finer chest puppies in the final week of August.
Game on. I haven’t been able to make an important decision since I went with PB&J over cheese sandwich in first grade cafeteria. So, I turn to you, my faithful readers and office time wasters. In your vaunted, valued, and otherwise prurient opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I’m a pacifist by nature and temperament. I take that whole make love not war slogan to heart. Not for political reasons. I just really like making love. And women. War is not as fun. But we still do have that competitive instinct for battle and dominance. So, I’ve combined my passion with the cathartic feel of gladiator battles by pitting two sweet hotties with amazing racks against one another in the arena of the awesome we like to call, the Battle of the Boobtastic.
This week’s BOB features our finely monikered Lacey Banghard and her sweet plums against Courtnie Quinlan and her perfectly perty pair. It’s a chest to chest battle that can only be decided by the wisdom of your eyeballs and clicks. You must decide between two hotties, like Solomon, render a wise decision. I don’t envy you in these matters. But I do count on you. In your expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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That old slogan make love not war always seemed kind of silly to me. Unless you always have the option to do the first, you can get a bit grumpy which can lead to the latter. So I like to put forth, ogle funbags, not make war, as I can guarantee you an endless stream of some of the finest boobtastic this side of the known galaxy every day here on Egotastic! In fact, we have so many delicious funbags, we’re pulling the finest of our melons and pitting them against one another in a mocked up competition we like to call The Battle of the Boobtastic. Now this, and the NFL, are two kinds of brutal mano a mano I can truly get behind.
This week’s BoB pits the fierce and fiery chestal beauties of Courtnie Quinlan versus our favorite alt brunette naturally hot Mellisa Clarke. Two women, four perfect plums, but only one winner. And it’s up to you to decide. Betwixt these two visions of bare bosom perfection, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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It’s time. The time to unfurl the tops off of two lusciously endowed ladies to decide who among them is most fit to be the boobtastic queen for a week. We never get more serious on this site than at this very moment of, what would be called in a very bad teen emo sci-fi trilogy, The Choosing.
But, choose you must, between the blessed funbags of Poppy Rivers, an ever charming lass, and Courtnie Quinlan, who never fails to deliver alluring chest puppy goodness during these Battle of the Boobtastic competitions. I don’t envy your role in this drama. Between the two of these fine female forms, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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