Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden Brings Her Monster Cleavage Show to the U.K.

Apparently, this is the first time Courtney Stodden has been outside the United State, but she and her new gargantuan funbags, along with her elderly husband, jetted over to England for Courtney's appearance and entrance into the Celebrity Big Brother House U.K. I might have to question use of the word 'celebrity', but there's no questioning what Courtney brings to the voyeuristic camera show. She was showing most of it off, barely contained in a very tiny dress that was certain to leave some British TV censors clutching their pearls.

I'll say this for Courtney, she's never boring. I mean, she probably is super boring, but when making a scene in public, she knows how to make a scene alright. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Bust Busts Out of Her Dress in Hollywood

I think I've spotted the new game plan for Courtney Stodden. Get enormous new breasts. Show off enormous new breasts whenever possible in public. I can't say I'm ever against any plans related to the public exhibition of the boobtastic. I'd hate to ever be the guy who starts putting conditions on which women can or can not show off their chests in public, when they can do so, how much, etc. I always worry that once you start drawing lines, the curves go away. And God knows, we have plenty of people in our world who spend much of their life's energy trying to get women to cover up. Having said that, Courtney Stodden might be close to jumping the shark. Or, at least smashing that shark on the head with a giant pair of DDD implants until it swims away bruised and battered to go warn all its shark friends.

Courtney was doing her new routine outside the Chateau Marmont last night, flashing ten acres of chest-front property for any and all to see. I think even her creepy old husband was trying to put a shawl around her, to no avail. But, avail ourselves of these visuals we shall. For we never forsake the funbags, lest Karma ever deem to take them away from us. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Truly a Tossed Visual Salad

Courtney Stodden believes in many wonderful causes. But none so great as the cause of garnering attention for herself and her new bundles of DDDelight as she did once more at the PETA veggie hot dog promotional event in Hollywood.

I'm not exactly sure why people are eating veggie hot dogs, as opposed to say, just regular old vegetables (or a hot dog for that matter), but I suppose PETA feels this might save an animal's carcass somewhere along the lines. What it meant for Courtney Stodden was the chance to wear another highly noticeable skimpy bikini in public while opening her mouth for a tubular shaped prop.

I guess everybody was a winner at this event. Including the onlookers who left the event feeling hungry for a juicy burger. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Flashes Just a Hint of Cleavage Out in West Hollywood.

I'm not exactly sure where Courtney Stodden is going with this, but I suspect the cameras are going to follow.

I know many of you will write in and say stop giving this attention seeking <insert unkind word> even more attention, but you fail to see that all the world's a stage and we are merely players. Though that make be the wrong Shakespearean quote, or not Shakespeare at all. But Courtney Stodden already is Courtney Stodden and I guess we played some role in that happening, but that's like blaming winter for making things so cold. That's what winter does.

We do so like big mountain sized chest playthings here. It's such a tough call between base instinct and refined culture. We tend to go with the former. Sort of the same forces driving Courtney herself to show more and more of her freshly created new immense ta-ta's. Look away if you must, but they are still there, I assure you. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Shows Off Her New D-Cups at Hollywood Party

Remember that sweet innocent little Courtney Stodden with dreams of singing and acting in Hollywood? What ever happened to that unadulterated teen bride of yore?

Gone I guess. Replaced by one big-topped barely legal showgirl who made her way over the weekend to a trashy Hollywood party where she managed to be the center of attention by sheer force of upgraded size boobtastic. She wasn't wearing much save for a fishnet dress that revealed most of her form, the natural and the artificially baked.

I suppose she got exactly what she wanted, and, say what you will, but you know if you were at the party, you'd be cranking your neck to see too. Quit judging me! Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Got Your New DD Boobs Right Here Y’All

Well, that didn't take long. I guess if you're going to buy them, might as well flaunt them.

Still in the recovery stage from her new silicone family additions, Courtney Stodden put on her first bikini ta-ta show off statement of her new killer apps. Blow up to what we're told is DD proportions, Courtney Stodden now has the tools to take her act to the next level. What that level is remains to be seen, although those movies you used to have to try and watch between wavy lines back in the day on cable TV seems like a distinct possibility.

Still, there's no denying that Courtney has more appeal now than ever before. If for no other reason than gravity. Those suckers are quite the planetary draw. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Gets Her Boobs Bigger in Exclusive Video and Photos

Here's a hint as to Courtney Stodden and her new chest size: Double Dutch. Yep, bigguns her senior citizen husband can now attempt to manhandle in the bedroom after nap time. It's been well documented that Courtney was previously performing without any surgical enhancements, just pulleys and cables. Now, she has the real thing. Well, the real fake ones.

Check out the exclusive Courtney Stodden boob job surgery video and photos at our good and indecent friends at WWTDD.com

Photo credit: Coleman-Rayner