Is Khloe Kardashian even a Kardashian? (HuffPo)
Pippa Middleton in tight, pink pants. (GossipCenter)
Courtney Stodden, internet celeb of the year? (FoxNews)
Miss California lesbionics. (TMZ)
Salma Hayek cleavage peek. (Popoholic)
These ladies need to be found. (TheChive)
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Instagrams. (Celebuzz)
Imagine the opportunity to see yourself 15 years in the future. Like those insurance commercials where you meet yourself down the road and get some great insights on the decisions you should be making today. What a tremendous blessing for teenage bride and fake-cleaved fame-seeking Courtney Stodden to get the opportunity to meet Phoebe Price, the self-proclaimed star girl who would be famous turned into the woman who was still desperately trying to be. Like looking into a mirror, literally, depending on how old you really believe Courtney Stodden to be, and we already know that Phoebe Price's age is a mystery for the ages, as it were. Yep, just two fame-sucking celebrities, on the bitter bottom of not quite Kardashian, one step above barista passing out headshots.
And, yes, I know, we're not helping. Enjoy.
A year of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (HuffPo)
Salma Hayek gets knighted. (FoxNews)
Elizabeth Banks gets Lucky. (GossipCenter)
Rooney Mara debuts Dragon Tattoo in Paris. (Celebuzz)
Demi Moore joins cast of new porn movie. (theFABlife)
The best New Year's resolutions. (CollegeHumor)
Hayden Panettiere bikini picture. (DrunkenStepfather)
Courtney Stodden rolling around on the floor. (GossipCop)
Honestly, not really sure what to say here. This is either the worst corruption of the Christmas theme ever, or, wel, I think that is actually the only option, as teen bride Courtney Stodden and her pervy grampa husband took to the mountains over the weekend to create a Christmas card like no other. It's like Yuletide meets Jailbait meets weird comics. I suppose being kicked out of the Pumpkin Patch over Halloween for inappropriate flashing to the kids wasn't enough of a holiday indecency for Courtney, onward and upward to Christmas.
Still, it is definitely a something. Enjoy.
- Courtney Stodden: the origin story. (HuffPo)
- Fake bodies but real hotness. (FoxNews)
- Audrina Patridge shows off her bongos. (GossipCenter)
- The hottest Rihanna shoots of the year. (Idolator)
- Lindsay Lohan wardrobe malfunctions. (Celebslam)
- Ashlee Simpson is officially ready to mingle (TMZ)
- Get your brunch on. (CollegeHumor)
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Egotastic
Courtney Stodden Tones The Hard Teen Body And Shows Off New Rent-a-Security-Guard
Not exactly sure where teen bride and desperate fame seeker Courtney Stodden found her latest bodyguard, but then again, we're not really still sure how the world found Courtney Stodden, I mean, outside of her being sweet sixteen and betrothing and banging a 50-year old actor from Lost. Two peas in a disturbing pod, I suppose.
Watching Courtney Stodden, the now 17-going-on-45 year old working her admittedly tight little body in the public streets, with her goofball high-school-boyfriend-who-borrowed-his-dad's-coat serving as the world's least ineffective security device, I am reminded of Egotastic! Celebrity Principle #27: all things super retarded in celebrity land will eventually join forces. Enjoy.
YOUNG COURTNEY STODDEN OUGHT TO HAVE PURSUED HER LOVE OF MATH