Cortney Palm

READER FINDS: Morena Baccarin Topless, Emily Ratajkowski Ta-Ta-Licious, Abigail Ratchford Spilling Out Of A Swimsuit and Much Much More…

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Sometimes I arrive at the end of the week and I think to myself, huh, I really didn’t think I’d make it this time. But I have, and that’s reason enough to celebrate, as if more than one hundred photos of sextastic celebrities in various stages of undress wasn’t enough. And it is. In fact, it’s the better reason. There’s nothing more appropriate than a few million people sitting around a rather large camp circle and sharing photos of their most belusted famous ladies. I’m sure it’s in some British book of decorum somewhere. Keyword search it.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski boobtastic behind the scenes of her SI shoot (thank you EgoReader ‘Aaron’), my common law wife Abigail Ratchford nearly spilled out of her white swimsuit (pleasures of the visual kind from ‘Starks’), Veronica Sanchez and Maria Lapiedra lusty Latina topless hotness onscreen (en fuego views courtesy of ‘Damon R.’), Samantha Womack topless blonde teats in Demob (throwback ta-ta’s via ‘Eugene’), Morena Baccarin topless in an overlooked performance (my brunette object d’ lust thanks to ‘Shelly T.’), Swiss radical performance artists Milo Moire topless in the German public (oh, art, how you amuse me, kudos to ‘Benji’), Lily Collins low cut little black dress wowzer (tingly feelings donated by ‘Justin K.’), Julia Frauche topless for Vogue (French lovelies by way of ‘Kent’), Emily Ratajkowski topless in GQ (party time funbag faptastic dropped off by ‘Stephen W.’), Cortney Palm topless palmettes (oh, Zombeavers, such happy mammaries from ‘Todd’), Celine Bonnier topless in an adaptation of real ta-ta’s (lovely thrilling visuals via ‘Handrut’), Bijou Phillips topless skinny love monkey in her star turning role (silver screen chest gems proffered by ‘Dave D.’), French uber-sextastic Berenice Marlohe in black lingerie (my my my’s brought onboard by ‘Jerry’), more Latina yams of gold in form of Bagriela Carneiro (en fuego focus made possible by ‘Darren’), Autumn Reeser topless in The Big Bang, indeed (missing Autumn thanks to ‘Carmela’), the delicious Anja Rubik topless for Lui (much ado about ta-ta’s from ‘David M.’), and last, but not even close to least in any way shape or form, the Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried lingerie wicked hot (tingle inducing capper produced by ‘Jenson E.’). It’s a lot, but I know I’ve trained you well. You can and will handle this. Enjoy.

Cortney Palm Topless in ‘Sushi Girl’, Because Somebody Has to Be the Horny Fisherman, and Somebody the Sexy Fish

Cortney Palm is Nekkid in 'Sushi Girl' Screencaps
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We had an unkindly letter from Cortney Palm when she appeared in rather sweet looking stills from the horror flick, Silent Night, which was released this month on DVD. Lots of accusations. But we like to see these things as simple matters of personal opinion disagreement. Cortney may not prefer her sextastic body be ogled by the general public, but, I suppose this is the natural offshoot of baring her body onscreen and working that body to perfection in the gym so that it looks great on camera. If you think about it, we are the true victims here!

In any case, this all coincides quite nicely with EgoReader ‘Dave B.’ who wanted to remind us that Cortney also flashed her wicked hot looks sans clothing in the film Sushi Girl, where Cortney plays the role of sushi platter, and I guess we are ‘objectifying’ women by showing her playing the role of a sexy dish, or, then again, maybe we’re just appreciating a fine looking woman in her serious movie role. It’s all so confusing once the judgmental gloves come off.

We prefer to be like Ferdinand, just sit under our cork tree and smell the flowers and watch hot nekkid women. Life is as simple as you make it.  Enjoy.

Cortney Palm Topless and On the Run from a Killer Santa in ‘Silent Night’

Cortney Palm Topless Sreencaps in Silent Night 2012
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He knows if you’ve been naughty….

That’s the tagline for the seasonal horror flick Silent Night which drops on DVD/Blu-Ray this week. Killer Santa Claus? I suppose inappropriate touching of children at malls is a gateway into even more violent crimes.

But, more important than St. Nick on the loose with a shotgun on Christmas Eve is the highly desirable Cortney Palm, victim of yuletide horror in the flick who drops her top for some serious R-rated movie hotness. Now, we could make some silly double entendre about the name ‘Palm’, and, trust me, it’s hard to resist, but who has time for silly puns when there’s serious leering to do of Cortney’s sweet onscreen funbags?  Priorities abound. Enjoy.