Oh, how I love when the hot French models get all European and flashing their funbags for the style magazines. Honestly, it’s proof that every cloud has a silver lining. For all the nonsense around fashion and style and pimping merch to the ladies, the upside is clearly the hot supermodels used therein, and in Europe, the insistence on showing some serious skin when selling swag.
Constance Jablonski floats my boat is so many different ways it’s likely to capsize without proper ballast. She of the French hottie variety of young models discovered in some market as a teen because she just looked more promising than all the rest. Good pick. She continues to exude that passion inducing quality even in these primarily meant for the ladies fashion pics such as this spread in Numero magazine. Then, of course, there is the matter of the perfect body and luscious peaches I’d love to can and store for winter. That’s not supposed to sound so horribly wrong but it probably does. Oh, Constance, let me be your scullery maid! Enjoy.
I don’t exactly get this concept, but I think I like it. Hot model Constance Jablonski covered in a textured paint of some kind, covering up some of her fun bits, but showing off almost all of her amazingly hot body, and, a lizard. I also don’t quite understand the lizard. Maybe Constance is supposed to be reptilian? My mind was not made for deep thoughts, just eyeball to brain type synaptic firing. And they are firing aplenty seeing Constance in this Numero magazine pictorial.
I’m a simple guy. I would have gone with Constance completely nekkid on my bed with my iPhone flashlight feature highlighting her fine female form. But I understand artists need to be more creative than that. Or at least justify why they cost more than the twenty bucks I’d charge to do a Constance photoshoot in my bedroom. Actually, I’d pay for that. Enjoy.
Whoa, my eyes! I mean that in the most wonderful way, not the ouch there’s acid burning my retinas kind of way. Hardly acid, just pure sextastic courtesy of even more artistically delicious supermodel topless goodness in Interview magazine.
In this latest installment, we feast our peeps upon the bodily displays of Behati Prinsloo, Constance Jablonski, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Toni Garrn, and more supermodels, many of whom are flashing their ridiculously hot bare boobtastic for the benefit a cultural homage to something that is not as nearly quite important as the homage to female hotness. Wow. I do so love these pictures. Enjoy.
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I once saw women’s undergarment ads from old newspapers from the last turn of the Century. Let’s just say that young boys seeking their first sight of women in their intimates have it much better today. I can’t imagine the look on the face of a kid in 1911 from seeing something along the lines of wicked hot French model Constance Jablonski in her bra and panties pimping satiny things for the ladies in the H&M catalog. While the Egotastic! mind has always run strong in the minds of men, the fortunate visuals are something of a latter day invention.
Constance Jablonski reminds me that somewhere between a fully dressed lady and one who I may allow to experience my two minutes of wild passion, there lies a coquettish girl stripped down to her feminine underbits. It’s a rather ingeniously divined step in the most fun game ever invented. Let us not forsake the bra and panties! Enjoy.