Constance Jablonski

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More Topless ‘Goddesses’ for Interview Shoot

 

Whoa, my eyes! I mean that in the most wonderful way, not the ouch there's acid burning my retinas kind of way. Hardly acid, just pure sextastic courtesy of even more artistically delicious supermodel topless goodness in Interview magazine.

In this latest installment, we feast our peeps upon the bodily displays of Behati Prinsloo, Constance Jablonski, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Toni Garrn, and more supermodels, many of whom are flashing their ridiculously hot bare boobtastic for the benefit a cultural homage to something that is not as nearly quite important as the homage to female hotness. Wow. I do so love these pictures. Enjoy.

Constance Jablonski Sells Underwear Really Well

I once saw women's undergarment ads from old newspapers from the last turn of the Century. Let's just say that young boys seeking their first sight of women in their intimates have it much better today. I can't imagine the look on the face of a kid in 1911 from seeing something along the lines of wicked hot French model Constance Jablonski in her bra and panties pimping satiny things for the ladies in the H&M catalog. While the Egotastic! mind has always run strong in the minds of men, the fortunate visuals are something of a latter day invention.

Constance Jablonski reminds me that somewhere between a fully dressed lady and one who I may allow to experience my two minutes of wild passion, there lies a coquettish girl stripped down to her feminine underbits. It's a rather ingeniously divined step in the most fun game ever invented. Let us not forsake the bra and panties! Enjoy.