Claudia Jordan

Claudia Jordan Swipes Her Friend’s Bikini Top (Why No Steal Backs?)

One time in my entire life did I steal a girl's bikini top at a party. I thought I was the effin' bomb. The prankster. The merrymaker. The tutti di tutti party time fun people. Then, that little girl kicked me in the nuts. Not gentle like you might pay a woman in a foreign geisha house to do so. I mean, but wicked firm. And I fell to the floor in a cuddled mass of shame and pain, with a tear streaming down my eye. And, then, that joke didn't seem so funny anymore.

I suspect Deal or No Deal model Claudia Jordan knew that she wouldn't be receiving a ball kicking when she snatched her hot friend's bikini top in Miami. Girls do have that advantage. In fact, she seemed to be well in on the joke. Which unfortunately meant she didn't abide by the 'steal back' rule, which might have granted us a premium leer at a topless Claudia Jordan. Alas, practical jokes never live up to their planning stage excitement. Enjoy.

Claudia Jordan Struts Her Strutters on the Sushi Catwalk

Claudia Jordan, the sextastic 'don't hate the player' contestant from Celebrity Apprentice and former Deal or No Deal hostess babe, took her turn on the Katsuya sushi catwalk last night, stepping out into the summer evening acting surprised to find paparazzi just outside the doors of Hollywood's single most papped out location. And we're glad she did. This sultry beauty in red flashed some wicked boobtastic in a dress that can only be described as 'hands on'. As in, what I wouldn't give to get my hands on that, with Claudia Jordan 'neath. We can only hope to see much more of Claudia in the near future. Much much more. Enjoy.

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