Christine Teigen

Christine Teigen Sexy Bikini Shoot for Beach Bunny 2012

Chrissy Teigen Agrees to Marry John Legend; We Agree to Wallow In Her Formerly Single Hotness

Ever since we laid ogling eyes upon Thai-Norwegian hottie, Chrissy Teigen, well, we’ve been smitten to the point of locking ourselves in the closet with her 2010 SI Swimsuit spread and crying tears like only real men can.

Now, we shed another tear, as super-licious Chrissy has been officially taken off the market by, of course, a rock star. John Legend, you better be good to Chrissy, and may the words, ‘Honey, isn’t that photoshoot a bit too risque’ never ever come out of your mouth. Song boy, you sing. Let the hot wife be super hot.

Congratulations, Chrissy.

Alesssandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk: ‘Culo’ Book Unloads A Heaping Dose of Celebrity Asstastic

Alessandra que tiene el culo blanco.

Our absolute new favorite reading material this season is the asstastic ‘Culo’ book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco, featuring the beautiful backsides of celebrities from across the super hottie spectrum. Pure genius in print. We’ve flashed you excerpts before of fantastic junkside views of Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler, now add to that the sextastic likes of Alessandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk, Kate Upton, Christine Teigen, Lady Gaga, Leeann Tweeden, and Pamela Anderson. Truly a butt-book for the ages!

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Picture Leads List of Lycra-Clad Hotties in SI Swimsuit 2012 Calendar

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that’s from my tears of sorrow.

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The world’s hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.

Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you’ll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.

Forget the hourglass, it’s hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.

Click here to give the gift of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Wall Calendar this season.

Kate Upton Takes the Cake for Most Sextastic Halloween Costume of This Year

We’re not even exactly clear what Kate Upton was dressed up as, perhaps a skeleton Marilyn Monroe or something similar, but it doesn’t matter, the sextastic busty blonde model who broke big on the scene in 2011 wins our award for favorite Halloween costume of the season, thanks mostly to just looking really hot. Kate even doubled down the night before at a separate party portraying herself as a red-hot bottle of Tabasco, a spicy kick of that amazing body of hers.

Just all-around putting us in the holiday mood. Enjoy.

(And, yes, that is Egotastic! friend and fav hottie Christine Teigen in pink in party pictures with Kate Upton in this candid set.)

Bar Refaeli and Christine Teigen Lead the Hot List at amfAR Charity Ball

Last year at this time, I promised everybody in the office that in one year’s time we’d be hanging out in Milan checking out all the amazing hotness at one of the world’s biggest sexy celebrity fests, the Milan Fashion Week. But, no, I had to go and completely under-deliver once more, and, thus, I wound up instead taking the team to Sizzler before 6PM for the Early Bird Malibu Chicken Dinner Special. Milan, Sizzler. It’s all just a state of mind.

One of the signature events in the heart of Fashion Week, one that brings out the A-game in the A-list hotties is the amfAR, AIDS research fundraiser, where every ’10′ within ten thousand miles gets decked out to walk the red carpet, sip on Camparis, and flash their bazillion dollar looks. Leading this year’s event were the super sextastic models, Bar Refaeli and Christine Teigen, along with several other ridiculously hot women including sexalicious Victoria’s Secret model Chanel Iman, my MILF-dream German, Heidi Klum, and Brazilian supermodel, Isabeli Fontana; really just too much awesome for one room. How I wish I could have been there just to drool upon the lavish floors. Enjoy.

MUST OGLE: Chrissy Teigen So Hot, So Sexy, For Esquire

Editor’s Note: some or all of the media previously associated with this posting has been removed.

You know we here at Egotastic! have a special kind of lust for exotic model Chrissy Teigen, and you know how much we super-dig Esquire magazine’s most awesome ‘Me in My Place’ pictorial splendor, combine the two and you have the perfect storm of sextastic. It’s a yum combined with a wow mixed with a whole lot of alone time needed in a locked, private room. So hawt it’s almost unfair. Enjoy.