I imagine being a funny kid growing up in the Manchester area, you made a lot of friends, but still never imagined, outside of your wildest dreams, that you’d someday be married to one of the sextastic women in the world. I can’t give enough props to Paddy McGuinness for tying the knot with the former Miss Liverpool and super hot Christine Martin, most recently featured barely covering her bare essentials in Loaded magazine. Christine Martin is so hot, she makes the sun say, ‘WTF?”. She’s so hot she’s the next step after already being out of the frying pan and into the fire. She’s so hot you have to wear a lead condom just to keep from… nevermind. The point is, Christine Martin is the FA Cup of trophy wives. Good on you, Paddy. Enjoy.
For years now we’ve been watching interviews with world-class celebrity hotties declaring that they don’t care what a man looks like, or how famous he is, or what’s in his bank account, they just want a man with a sense of humor. Major turn on. Of course, these same women are always hooked up with rich and hunky male actors or models, so, we kind of call bullshit on this cliche line. Then, along comes the super sextastic young beauty queen Christine Martin, who up and married British comedian and TV host Paddy McGuinness just a few short weeks ago. These Christine Martin bikini pictures courtesy of our friends at Nuts magazine, well, there’s nothing funny about how hot and boobtastic this newlywed is.
Here’s to Christine Martin, one sexy celebrity who actually drops her drawers for a funny one-liner. Enjoy.
Christie Martin, the former Miss Liverpool (and lucky bastard comedian Paddy McGuinness’ girlfriend) looks mighty sexy in lingerie and little silky things for this Loaded magazine photoshoot; these pictures have me re-thinking my entire British invasion strategy. I think I’m going in with flowers and a few funny jokes next time I visit, I mean, rather than my Freddy Mercury striped pants and a mesh half-shirt with a henna ‘God Save the Queen’ tattoo on my stern. That merely brought the constables down upon my exposed bailiwick. I’d rather spend a night sipping room-temperature beer with the likes of the super hot Christine Martin, while we discuss world affairs and the state of her lowering knickers. Welcome to Egotastic!, Christine Martin. Welcome and enjoy.