It’s really getting out of hand, and this is a good thing for our hands, the freely flowing sextastic pictures of celebrities they themselves can not resist but publishing to their Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr pages, showing off just how much they want you to want them in the few moments of the day that outside cameras aren’t filming them. Fantastic egos do make for Egotastic! moments.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner being made by mom to flash her wares, Christina Milian flashing a ridiculously hot MILF body, Hayden Panettiere biting on a pickle (must see), Amber Rose showing off her swollen belly for you preggo fetishists, McKayla Maroney sticking out her tongue, Ireland Baldwin in a bikini, Lady Gaga baring cleave, and much much more you really must see to believe. Enjoy.
In terms of celebrity licensed merchandise pimping, while it’s easy to make fun of the likes of the craptastic Khloe and Lamar perfume or Kendra Wilkinson fronted books on parenting (because, you know, former strippers have special insight on raising children), we can’t overlook the occasional gem, such as when big-bosomed celebrities are tapped to launch bikini lines under their signature because everybody knows girls with big-ta’s are born with an innate sense of bikini design skills.
Enter Christina Milian, celebrating the launch of her bikini line, I think it’s called Ho-Bags or something like that, but I can tell you this, at this weekend’s debut party in Malibu, it looked not only might cleavetastic on the Cubana diva herself, but her models bikini butts were enough of a showpiece to put my ownself down for a couple dozen orders of size extra-showy from the Milian line of two-piece suits. Enjoy.
Yes, this is basically just a tired old Monica Lewinsky blue dress reference, but seeing Christina Milian in a barely boobtastic wrapped up short blue dress at last night’s premiere of Sparkle, the musical movie based loosely on The Supremes and the last movie made by Whitney Houston before she partied herself into the next world, well, that dress is inspiring. As is the many ways in which we imagine it coming off of Christina Milian to reveal her ample gifts barely hidden underneath.
So excuse us if we can’t help but think about how we might contribute a little DNA to a scandalous investigation around Christina’s blue dress covered front and backsides. Impeach at will. Enjoy.
That body just won’t quit. And, so, neither shall we from our appointed duties of bringing all things celebrity hot and bouncy, as in Christina Milian in another day of bikini boobtastic madness, flashing her curvy body along the beach in Miami, making everybody consider the possibility of making Christina a mommy another time over.
The Cubana hottie, well, she might just need a license of some kind to keep waving that booty around in public. Somebody is going to get hurt in private. Enjoy.
Well, blessed be the combination of Mother Nature and some faulty wardrobe design for the near and simultaneous uncovering of the fine and curvy body of Christina Milian in the shores off of Miami Beach.
The sextastic Cubana MILF seemed to be struggling to keep her chest puppies in their upper-cloth containment and while fiddling to fix that near wardrobe malfunction nearly lost her bottoms in the process, revealing her deliciously now salty crack. All in all, it was a good day for the waves and a very nearly great day for the oglers along the beach. Enjoy.
Christina Milian has a couple talents that we need to discuss here. Well, maybe not discuss, but certainly ogle. And they were on full display at Harrah’s in Atlantic City as the Cubana stepped up her chesty game with Kim Kardashian also in the house and put her melons front and center.
Now, I’m not exactly sure what Christina was pimping, perhaps it’s the soft, comfortable pillows available at the Harrah’s hotel, or maybe it’s just the double-barreled slot machines, or maybe just the entire concept of handing over your life savings for but a few hours of dream-like fantasy, but I know that once those flesh puppies started bursting out of her dress, everybody was rolling the dice. Enjoy.
Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We’ve collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we’re going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.
This week’s figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we’ve ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It’s a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.
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