Well, blessed be the combination of Mother Nature and some faulty wardrobe design for the near and simultaneous uncovering of the fine and curvy body of Christina Milian in the shores off of Miami Beach.
The sextastic Cubana MILF seemed to be struggling to keep her chest puppies in their upper-cloth containment and while fiddling to fix that near wardrobe malfunction nearly lost her bottoms in the process, revealing her deliciously now salty crack. All in all, it was a good day for the waves and a very nearly great day for the oglers along the beach. Enjoy.
Christina Milian has a couple talents that we need to discuss here. Well, maybe not discuss, but certainly ogle. And they were on full display at Harrah’s in Atlantic City as the Cubana stepped up her chesty game with Kim Kardashian also in the house and put her melons front and center.
Now, I’m not exactly sure what Christina was pimping, perhaps it’s the soft, comfortable pillows available at the Harrah’s hotel, or maybe it’s just the double-barreled slot machines, or maybe just the entire concept of handing over your life savings for but a few hours of dream-like fantasy, but I know that once those flesh puppies started bursting out of her dress, everybody was rolling the dice. Enjoy.
Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We’ve collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we’re going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.
This week’s figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we’ve ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It’s a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.
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Sometimes, you’ve got to sink the pink, as in the, the pink hot pants worn by Christina Milian, who either is or is not really working these days of relative MILFdom, but is most definitely getting herself back into hottie playing shape.
The sextastic Cubana was out and about in L.A. yesterday, flashing her bodily wares in those tight tight pink pants, stretched ever so finely over her Latina-donk and a half shirt that gives extra credibility to her return to sweet-bellied form. We’re not huge Milian-music fans, but we’re always down for a hottie leer and ogle and Christina is most definitely back on the list. Enjoy.
There’s really nothing better than when sexy celebrities share their own bad-selves via Twitter or similarly awesome modern day drunken seld-published picture bonanzas. So, from time to time, we figured we’d share an assortment of some of the better ones that fly across the digisiphere, often in a moment of cocktail-induced passion, pulled down in the morning, but in the interim, saved for posterity by Egotastic!
This week, we couldn’t help but notice our friend Coco flashing her boobtastic and asstastic double shot out partying in a very sheer dress, along with Christina Milian, who apparently loves to flash in see-through as well. We can not complain.
Also, find Arianny Celeste showing off her sweet sweet bikini cleavage, Ashley Tisdale doing some sexy dress up games, Kirsten Dunst kissing Lizzy Caplan at Sundance, and young Kendall Jenner tweeting a bit of her teen cleavage, which of course we’re not really allowed to talk about.
As you know, a solid chunk of Tinsel Town hotties head to Vegas each weekend to serve as paid pimpstresses for various clubs and casinos at an assortment of parties sponsored by liquor companies or watch companies or companies selling stuff I know I can’t afford. But, that’s Vegas.
This weekend was a fierce and unexpected showdown between the Christina Milian, sultry hottie who brought all types of boobtastic to bear and bare at her event at the Palazzo, while the more demure, but ridiculously sextastic Aimee Teegarden, the prime deposit in many a tug vault, flashed a hint of skin and an award winning smile in order to bring the Sin City swagger in her direction. Who was the ultimate pimpstress?
Personally, I’d pay to pull the lever on either slot. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys get some bonding time in. (SocialiteLife)
Rihanna swims without bikini bottoms. (HuffPo)
Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vanity Fair. (FoxNews)
Mortal Kombat Noob. (CollegeHumor)
Emma Roberts, the co-ed. (TheFABlife)
Jessica Biel falls off the wagon. (GossipCop)
Malin Akerman is just damn good looking. (Celebslam)
Jessica Sutta making love to the camera. (Idolator)