Christina Milian

2006 Teen Choice Awards Mega Picture Post

I feel dirty. I watched the 2006 Teen Choice Awards, and I really wish I could get those two hours of my life back. As if the lame speeches, and crap performances weren't enough, every other second was a bombardment of prduct placement and album plugs. If I have to hear another over-produced, under-talented "artist" ever so unsubtly announce when their record is "dropping" (like the piece of shit it is), I swear I'll fly down to Hollywood and mame them.

But as if all that wasn't bad enough, as if watching the youth of today succumb to the incessant dumbing down of pop culture turning their impressionable minds into mush, the producers of that retarded award show had to go and do the unspeakable. They let Kevin Federline perform. Of course, he was as shitty as you'd expect him to be, but for just having to sit through it, I feel like I'm already losing brain cells.

Sure it was my fault, I could have changed the channel, or even turned off the TV, but no, I had to sit and watch. So, yeah, I feel dirty. I feel unclean.

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I See Christina Milian’s Nipples

Christina Milian isn't one of those celebrities who comes across the radar very often, but when she does, you definitely notice. Like in these pictures, for instance, where you can totally see her nipples through her see-through dress.

Of course, when you're as C-List (at best) as Christina Milian, you need to pull out the big guns every now and then to get noticed, and boy does she have some big guns. I think celebrity stylists must have a guide to the various opacities of different fabrics, since it seems that these see-through dresses pop up at just the right times.

At any rate, I'll probably forget all about Christina Milian pretty soon, but for now, she's definitely in the spotlight.

2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."

On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.
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