Christina Hendricks

Late Night Legs

Sexy Blake Lively hits up The Tonight Show. (GossipCenter)

Jennifer Lopez flashes her sweet legs. (Celebuzz)

Christina Hendricks is on fire. Literally. (FoxNews)

Laura Vandervoot sexes up the red carpet. (Popoholic)

Why did Crystal Harris ditch Hugh Hefner? (HuffPo)

New movie with Rashida Jones, Elizabeth Banks and Zooey Deschanel. (LaineyGossip)

What won’t Katie Price do? (SocialiteLife)

Weekend Links

Christina Hendricks busts out of her dress. (GossipCenter)

Happy birthday to our favorite Hebrew School Hottie, Natalie Portman. (HuffPo)

Gisele Bundchen looks damn good in a dress. (Celebuzz)

Say goodbye to weird teens having sex on TV. (FoxNews)

Jarah Marianos sexy lingerie spread. (Popoholic)

Salma Hayek apple bottom awesomeness. (LaineyGossip)

Estonian hottie singing sensation Kerli gets naughty with a friend. (Buzznet)

O’Damn

Aubrey O’Day killer bikini body. (Celebuzz)

Christina Hendricks discusses her boobage. (HuffPo)

Kim Kardashian sports bra goodness. (FoxNews)

Have you see these hot chicks? (TheChive)

Cheryl Cole gets ready to mingle. (PopEater)

The things teen girls wear nowadays. (CollegeHumor)

Cute reporter is really hard on herself. (Break)

Ashley Greene, Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Rihanna Lead Mega List of Met Gala Hotties

What if you had a hottie party and every hottie in Hottieville showed up?

Another year, another invitation to the Costume Gala at the Metropolitan Museum lost in the mail by my postal delivery specialist, Mr. Tritonovich. Alas, I was all dressed up in my finest Zubaz pants with nowhere to get. Thankfully, my good friends from Italy, Signor Paparaazo, kept me busy all evening long with a never-ending stream of sexy celebrities at the Met Gala. The list is ridiculous. Granted, this is a party where a bunch of dudes with exotic names and no interest whatsoever in women’s boobs, design a bunch of high-fashion for celebrities and pretend that they care how their models asses look in their couture. Nevertheless, even with billowing fabrics, feathers, and an assortment of things way to complicated for normal dudes to ever undress off of a woman, there was a supernova’s worth of heat coming off the Met red carpet last night, among which, my favorites, if forced to choose, were Ashley Greene (just incredibly hot), Miranda Kerr (and her new boobtastic), Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (getting steamier as Transformers 3 approaches), and Rihanna (who more and more resembles a classic sculpture of some hottie princess from exotic lands).

In addition to this quadrangle of sextastic quim, there were a bazillion and one other sexy celebs, but as a result of the beer-drinking-is-making-me-sleepy principal this evening, I did cut the list down to: Evan Rachel Wood (how is this girl not more highly rated?), Lily Aldridge (L.A.’s finest offspring), Bar Refaeli (Israeli hottie), Beyonce (the booty call of my dreams), Fergie (I’d like to add my gravy to her peas), Madonna (oh yea, give it up for Madge at 52), Kristen Stewart (who could not bring herself to smile), Taylor Swift (just a classic beauty), Kate Hudson (pregnant by yet another rocker), Jessica Alba (naturally), Salma Hayek (veteran MILF hottie), Ciara (still don’t know who she is, still lust her), Emma Roberts (getting toward sextastic levels), Gwynneth Paltrow (I don’t like her, but I’d tap that… nevermind), Christina Hendricks (busty and delicious), Penelope Cruz (en fuego MILF), Blake Lively (the newest hottest ginger), Sofia Vergara (the maker of wanton dreams), Lea Michele (Glee petite sweet), Dianna Agron (mo’ mo’ Glee hottie), Gisele Bundchen (belongs on every hottie list), and Zoe Saldana (one of my secret lust crushes).

Wow. If you remove all the hotties from that list and add my grandma, you have my most recent birthday party E-vite YES list. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Taylor Momsen sexes up Hollywood. (Buzznet)

Nicole Scherzinger wants it “Right There.” (Celebuzz)

JWoww sexy but effin’ crazy. (FoxNews)

Coco squeezes into some tight pants. (HuffPo)

Christina Hendricks big boob fun. (TheChive)

Natalie Portman and the hottest Members of the Tribe for Passover. (Ranker)

Anna Paquin flashes some sexy leg. (Popoholic)

This Ain’t No April Fools; That’s Christina Hendricks Ample Bosom

Busty ginger beauty Christina Hendricks has multiple talents and she brought them both out to play the other evening for the opening of the Vivienne Westwood store. I don’t know exactly what they sell at this establishment, but if it comes gift wrapped with anything that resembles Christina Hendricks ridiculously fun-filled funbags, then put me down for three dozen orders please. Enjoy!

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The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Elle Macpherson, Christina Hendricks, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Daisy Watts

 

Imagine the hot mom wood factor at the school where Elle Macpherson drops her kid off, then Claudia Schiffer drops her kid off, then the two moms spot each other, smile, and start kissing. I don’t know about you, but if it’s me ogling this, back in grade school, I’m probably in the nurse’s office the rest of the day with an ice pack to my scholastic region.

Say what you will about Christina Hendricks ‘losing it’, okay, nobody’s really said this, but she is pushing the boundaries on curvaceousness around the tummy and asstastic, still, you can not take away her tremendous bosom, on display here in Paris for a Mad Men honorific. A rack is a rack is a rack in fact — Dr. Seuss.

Whenever we do lots of coverage of Victoria’s Secret angels, I always get a little wistful for former angels, such as ridiculously hot Ana Beatriz Barros, who, thankfully, graces the pages of the March edition of Elle magazine, giving us a glimpse into her hot-bodied hotness. I can’t wait for my Elle to arrive (meaning, I can’t wait to ‘borrow’ it from my girlfriend’s hair salon waiting area when picking her up.)

Welcome boobtastic sensation Daisy Watts to the Egotastic! family of fun and sexy celebrity games. And, thanks to Nuts magazine, and their Sex Edition, we should be seeing much more of the topless and hot Daisy Watts in the very near future. This is what we scientists like to call effin’ awesome news.

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