How the little girls they do grow up so quickly. I mean, we’ve barely hardly paid attention to blonde minxy Chloe Moretz
, besides my personal closet of shame wall at home obviously, and you turn around and here she is, eighteen and all barely legal and ready for indie film topless roles. I think I need some somber mood music. I’m about to cry.
Not that Chloe’s eighteenth birthday is perhaps as monumental as say a Jenner girl or such where you known nekkid photoshoots are already pre-booked, but, still, just knowing I can now refer to Chloe as a smoking hot and talented sextastic thespianic vixen makes me feel a whole lot more wholesome in an odd way. These are my ways. This is your Chloe Mortez. Barely legal. Enjoy.
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Okay, so maybe Chloe Moretz doesn’t look super thrilled to be in a bikini on social media. I’m still super thrilled to see her in a bikini. Isn’t that truly what’s important? I know the answer.
Joining Chloe in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the inimitably hot and showy Kate Upton teasing the hell out of the world, Cubana sensation Mayra Veronica all kinds of Grammy hot, Chrissy Teigen barely covered her bazoongas, Kylie Jenner bcleavy low cut tank top, Chelsea Pereira hot booty in a thong, and many many more. You owe it to the girl who is going to be evaluating your Valentine’s worthiness this weekend to check out each and every one of these red hot social media shares. They posted them, they really want you to see. Enjoy.
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I know. I’m an eternal optimist. I can’t help but feel forever positive when my job is to swim in the river of the celebrity sextastic and that river keeps widening and getting ever deeper. Take for example Chloe Moretz. The teen thespianic and major movie darling is finally starting to get a bit risque in her magazine photoshoots, albeit not quite like she might when she reaches the important mile marker next February.
Chloe’s beautiful light shines through in her rather cleavetastic bit of wonderment in the new edition of Elle magazine. A number of more progressive actresses and models have started their exhibitionist campaigns on the pages of this very same magazine. Will Chloe’s next photoshoot for this showy fashion magazine be even more revealing? The eternal optimist in me say, it is decidedly so. That might actually be the Magic-8 ball I swallowed on a dare. Chloe, so much goodness lies in your future I couldn’t even begin to calculate it with my pinching fingers counting technique. It all kind of starts now. Enjoy.
I can’t help but feel there are some half-dozen Teen Choice Awards shows a year now. Not that that takes away from the majesty of having young teens texting the vox populi of the tastes of their generation. It’s pretty horrid. But that’s consistent throughout the years. Nevertheless, while the award show itself served as a tribute of silly accolades to young people with lots of mousse in their hair, the event did bring out almost every single under 25 sextastic celebrity in Hollywood to pose and preen on the red carpet and hit the after parties.
It really was like a Who’s Who of young starlet talent from film, TV, and radio including Selena Gomez, Chloe Mortez, Kendall Jenner, Lucy Hale, Bella Thorne, Ariana Grande and many many more. If you’re looking to see who’s making the bucks, or about to make the bucks in Hollywood, this is your gallery. Ogle awhile. Enjoy.
Star of everything these days, teen actress rising star Chloe Moretz made a rare appearance in a rather tiny bikini over the weekend in Miami causing the entire paparazzi world to freeze for a moment in time. It was really a rather brief moment coming out of the water before covering up for the rest of the day, but I think this would be our first bikini look art the thespianic treat who often plays much more mature roles in her films.
While being unusually respectful in my thoughts, let’s just say Chloe Moretz has a bright bikini and beach exhibition future ahead of her. As well as a few Oscars I presume. It’s nice to see the dramatic arts crafts-girl getting into a little pure summer beach fun and bikini time. Everybody deserves a break from work, especially when you’re really supposed to still be in high school. I won’t tell the truant officer, Chloe. We’re all good. Enjoy.
Chloe Moretz prepped on set for the infamous ‘bloody Prom’ scene in the remake of the Stephen King horror classic, Carrie. In the original Sissy Spacek played the crazy-ass high school chick with telekinetic powers who got revenge on her classmate bullies by mutilating and burning the crap out of them all. Chloe is just 15 (compared to Sissy who was 27 when she played the Frosh/Soph with a serious chip on her shoulder, but Chloe looked all grown up and ready for the pig’s blood dumping on her prom dress. An epic film moment.
Chloe Moretz is all the rage in Hollywood now, signed on to a half-dozen or more films the next couple of years. We’ve always known she’d break big, just never this young and fast. But this is Tinsel Town, and we will be watching Chloe closely, I mean, as close as we can without violating the inevitable restraining order. Enjoy.
There’s really no doubt about it; Chloe Moretz is going to be a big effin’ star someday very soon. She’s got the looks of young Lindsay Lohan, but without all the familial baggage. She’s got the innocence of the Fanning girls, but without all that hippy dippy earthy granola crap that makes you wonder how long until the drop out to join a macro-biotic farming cooperative in Peru. And she’s got the confidence and chops of a young Anna Paquin. I’m predicting amazing things for Chloe Moretz. And in but a few years hence, some amazing shots on this very site.
But, for now, we can wistfully join in a collective ‘aww, ain’t she a sweetie’ about Chloe who got a vast amount of paparazzi attention on the red carpet for the recent L.A. premiere of Dark Shadows. Now, the professional paparazzi know what we know and that is that this highly photogenic teen is destined for the big time and everybody wants an early version photo collection. Enjoy.