I know. I’m an eternal optimist. I can’t help but feel forever positive when my job is to swim in the river of the celebrity sextastic and that river keeps widening and getting ever deeper. Take for example Chloe Moretz. The teen thespianic and major movie darling is finally starting to get a bit risque in her magazine photoshoots, albeit not quite like she might when she reaches the important mile marker next February.
Chloe’s beautiful light shines through in her rather cleavetastic bit of wonderment in the new edition of Elle magazine. A number of more progressive actresses and models have started their exhibitionist campaigns on the pages of this very same magazine. Will Chloe’s next photoshoot for this showy fashion magazine be even more revealing? The eternal optimist in me say, it is decidedly so. That might actually be the Magic-8 ball I swallowed on a dare. Chloe, so much goodness lies in your future I couldn’t even begin to calculate it with my pinching fingers counting technique. It all kind of starts now. Enjoy.
I can’t help but feel there are some half-dozen Teen Choice Awards shows a year now. Not that that takes away from the majesty of having young teens texting the vox populi of the tastes of their generation. It’s pretty horrid. But that’s consistent throughout the years. Nevertheless, while the award show itself served as a tribute of silly accolades to young people with lots of mousse in their hair, the event did bring out almost every single under 25 sextastic celebrity in Hollywood to pose and preen on the red carpet and hit the after parties.
It really was like a Who’s Who of young starlet talent from film, TV, and radio including Selena Gomez, Chloe Mortez, Kendall Jenner, Lucy Hale, Bella Thorne, Ariana Grande and many many more. If you’re looking to see who’s making the bucks, or about to make the bucks in Hollywood, this is your gallery. Ogle awhile. Enjoy.
Star of everything these days, teen actress rising star Chloe Moretz made a rare appearance in a rather tiny bikini over the weekend in Miami causing the entire paparazzi world to freeze for a moment in time. It was really a rather brief moment coming out of the water before covering up for the rest of the day, but I think this would be our first bikini look art the thespianic treat who often plays much more mature roles in her films.
While being unusually respectful in my thoughts, let’s just say Chloe Moretz has a bright bikini and beach exhibition future ahead of her. As well as a few Oscars I presume. It’s nice to see the dramatic arts crafts-girl getting into a little pure summer beach fun and bikini time. Everybody deserves a break from work, especially when you’re really supposed to still be in high school. I won’t tell the truant officer, Chloe. We’re all good. Enjoy.
Chloe Moretz prepped on set for the infamous ‘bloody Prom’ scene in the remake of the Stephen King horror classic, Carrie. In the original Sissy Spacek played the crazy-ass high school chick with telekinetic powers who got revenge on her classmate bullies by mutilating and burning the crap out of them all. Chloe is just 15 (compared to Sissy who was 27 when she played the Frosh/Soph with a serious chip on her shoulder, but Chloe looked all grown up and ready for the pig’s blood dumping on her prom dress. An epic film moment.
Chloe Moretz is all the rage in Hollywood now, signed on to a half-dozen or more films the next couple of years. We’ve always known she’d break big, just never this young and fast. But this is Tinsel Town, and we will be watching Chloe closely, I mean, as close as we can without violating the inevitable restraining order. Enjoy.
There’s really no doubt about it; Chloe Moretz is going to be a big effin’ star someday very soon. She’s got the looks of young Lindsay Lohan, but without all the familial baggage. She’s got the innocence of the Fanning girls, but without all that hippy dippy earthy granola crap that makes you wonder how long until the drop out to join a macro-biotic farming cooperative in Peru. And she’s got the confidence and chops of a young Anna Paquin. I’m predicting amazing things for Chloe Moretz. And in but a few years hence, some amazing shots on this very site.
But, for now, we can wistfully join in a collective ‘aww, ain’t she a sweetie’ about Chloe who got a vast amount of paparazzi attention on the red carpet for the recent L.A. premiere of Dark Shadows. Now, the professional paparazzi know what we know and that is that this highly photogenic teen is destined for the big time and everybody wants an early version photo collection. Enjoy.
At a mere fifteen years of age, Chloe Moretz is showing all signs of avoiding the often literal ugly side of girls transitioning from childhood cutie actresses into young women thespianics. That ain’t happening to Chloe.
At the film premiere for ‘Hick’ last night, the still rather innocently dressed Chloe managed to outshine her elder Hollywood peers and begin to show signs of a perennial future Egotastic! star and most definite red carpet stealer. This girl is most definitely going places in the next few years, and our farm team scouts will be tracking. Enjoy.
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Everything I know about opera can be summed up in one word — huh? Yeah, I don’t really get it. It feels like Glee with less energy. Lots of heavy singing and lamenting. But, what I definitely do understand is that big nights at the opera bring out big celebrity hotties and last night’s grand celebratory opening of some opera or another brought out the likes of Amber Heard, Emmy Rossum, Emma Roberts, and Chloe Moretz, the latter of whom were really not even supposed to be talking about at her age, let alone calling ‘future knockout’. Yeah, we just said that.
Now, as a rule, I only put on a suit when I’m getting paid or I’m getting la… well, you know, but I might just have to press the one suit I do own. To the opera! Enjoy.