Cheryl Cole

Elle Style Awards Give Up An Almost-Nipple Slip from Cheryl Cole, Cleavage from Blake Lively, and Hotness from Emma Watson

Damn you, boob tape. Damn you straight to hell. I'm kind of angry at this new boob tape phenomenon, hot female celebrities double-sided taping up their nipples to their dresses, backstop coverage for what might otherwise by great nipple slips, now, lost forever to the horrendous horror of modesty and public decency. Nevertheless, Cheryl Cole did look smoking hot at last night's Elle Style Awards, even sans nipples as I ogle blindly into her top. I'd like her to judge my X-factor, if you know what I'm saying (and I don't really know what I'm saying). Along with Cheryl Cole, some outstanding sextastic celebrity mentions are due Blake Lively, my Gossip Girl beauty who looked simply hot, and Emma Watson, having quite a week, looking just about the best she has since she lopped off her beautiful ginger locks. I may know nothing about fashion style (not a 'may', I know nothing), but I do know celebrity hotness, and these three stole the show. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com / Splash News / bauergriffinonline.com

Cheryl Cole Flashes Sexy Sideboob Sophistication at the National Television Awards

Cheryl Cole nee Tweedy (or Tweedy nee Cole or Cole-Tweedy, or whatever it is these days) looked sweet sextastic and bondage kind of hot at the National Television Awards across the Pond last evening, flashing some nice sideboob and hot body and all kinds of pop diva sexy on the red carpet. I'm in lust all over again over this amazing looking X-Factor judge. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com / Splash News

Cheryl Cole Sexy Promo Pictures Just Upping the British Hotness Score

Did I just say like an hour ago that Una Healy is perhaps my hottest U.K. pop star of the moment? Hmm, well, amend that to 'one of them' after seeing these latest Cheryl Cole sexy promo pictures for her upcoming album. Wow. Again, not tons of skin (boo), but tons of super female hotness from yet another pop diva whose music I will only find someday on my iPod when my girlfriend tells me she's trying to expand my musical understanding by randomly dropping auto-tuned dance club crap onto my music player. Still, if I close my ears and block out the music, I can picture Cheryl Cole looking all kinds of hot, like in these pictures, and whispering to me, 'Come to my house and we'll get naked and listen to some Zeppelin.' (Very not boo). Enjoy.

Cheryl Tweedy 2011 Calendar Pictures Forecast a Sexy Year

Honestly, I'm still not sure what Cheryl Tweedy (nee Cole) is famous for, other than being super hot and having a husband who still went off the reservation (and the blindingly obvious commentary about the male of the species therein). So, go ahead and write me about her pop star talents or her TV show hostessing skills, I don't care. She's ridiculously sexy and now I can look at her 12-months out of (next) year, while making sure I keep my vital appointments, like... well, okay, maybe my social calendar remains light, but, because of these amazing Cheryl Tweedy pictures, I'll be placing this calendar in a place of prominence on the Egotastic! wall. Enjoy.

TGIF: Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower; Cheryl Cole Upskirt Candid

It's Friday, the end of the workweek, the child slave labor has been locked in their paddock, and we've already popped open the tall cans of malt liquor that look like grape juice. As the sweet solace of cheap booze flows through my veins, I am reminded that nude shower pictures and celebrity upskirts form two essential planks in the Egotastic! foundation. Hence, for your Friday, the fine-bodied Adrianne Curry, a.k.a., the self-promoting Mrs. Brady, soaping herself in the shower, and, the uber-sexy Chery Cole nee Tweedy (that 'nee' means she dumped her sexting athlete husband) flashing her white panties to a studio audience during a taping of X-Factor. Enjoy your weekend!

Cheryl Cole is Friggin’ Sexeh

Cheryl Cole, or Cheryl Tweedy, it doesn't matter what you call her, she's fucking sexy. And if you don't believe me, just take a look at these Cheryl Cole pictures from Q Magazine. With all that leather and wetness, it's enough to drive a man crazy. And to be perfectly honest, I've never heard any of her music, and even if it was the worst stuff in the world, I wouldn't care, because she is that hot. Yes, I'm talking out of my ass, but what the hell is new?

Sexy Outtakes:

Cheryl Tweedy Cole in the Hottest See-Through Dress Ever

Cheryl Tweedy Cole is probably the hottest piece in the UK right now, and she diceded to prove it by wearing this see-through dress. Now, she's playing us a bit, because the dress isn't see-through where it counts, but Oh. My. God! does she look amazing. And that underside cleavage doesn't hurt either.