Cheryl Cole

The Bum Diary

Amber Heard gets asstastic in Paris. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey is back in fighting shape. (HuffPo)

Dakota Fanning ad is banned for being too sexy. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole hot new photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Blake Lively flashes some red carpet cleavage. (TheSuperficial)

Candice Swanepoel. Damn. (TheChive)

Batman workshops some voices. (CollegeHumor)

West End

Cheryl Cole sexes up London Town. (GossipCenter)

Evan Rachel Wood swings both ways. (HuffPo)

Rihanna and the hottest ladies in Hollywood. (FoxNews)

Beyonce and other celebrity nipple slips. (TheFrisky)

Elisabetta Canalis gets around. (TMZ)

Fashion shows are way more fun when the clothes are see-through. (DrunkenStepfather)

Scarlett Johansson out in NYC. (Popoholic)

Cheryl Cole Steals the Show at Pride of Britain Awards

Oh, yes, there were other hot celebs at the Pride of Britain Awards, but none stood up to the awesome display of pure red carpet stealing hotness offered up by Cheryl Cole, who once again proved that super hot girls look good even with clothes on, in fact, it’s their second best possible look. The Girls Aloud singer turned fired X-Factor judge is getting the best kind of revenge on her doubter possible — just looking amazing and putting it right back in their face. Or other body parts. With her 2012 Calendar out now, and this stunning look at the PoB Awards last night, Cheryl Cole is making a claim to the royal sextastic throne that can not be ignored. Not that you’d want to. Enjoy.

Cheryl Cole Provides A Full Twelve Months of Hotness in 2012 Calendar

We’ve brought you some dribs and drabs preview of the highly anticipated 2012 edition of the Cheryl Cole calendar, but here is the entire month-by-month hotness of the sextastic singer and short-lived X-Factor (U.S.) judge (before being unceremoniously dumped for her accent, which, many of us Yanks happen to find quite enthralling, for the record).

Dumping ridiculously hot women from your T.V. show seems like an inherently lousy idea, even if replacing them with sexy-by-her-own-account Nicole Scherzinger. I guess we’ll have twelve glorious calendar months to sort this all out. Enjoy.

Don’t forget to be the first awesome dude on your block to purchase the Cheryl Cole 2012 Calendar, all hard copy and sleeky and wall-hangy perfect.

EARLY LOOK: Cheryl Cole 2012 Calendar Photoshoot

I lust all things Cheryl Cole. Oh, but to find a used slipper, perchance a personal item of intimate hygiene, or just some old DVR recordings of her on X-Factor, to engage my peepers upon the passion-inducing hotness that is Cheryl Cole. But, now, the opportunity to see Cheryl twelve months out of the year upon the wall of my boudoir, betwixt my ‘Beers of the World’ poster and a photo of me and a Hulk Hogan cutout, it’s almost too much to dream. Check out this early look at some of the photos destined for the 2012 Cheryl Cole calendar and see if you aren’t thinking sneaky sniff of the slipper too. Enjoy.

Cleavage Italiano

JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)

Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)

I’d give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)

Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)

Emma Watson can’t get a dude. (PopEater)

Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)

Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)

Fräulein Infidelity

Claudia Schiffer shares her man with January Jones? (WWTDD)

Kristin Cavallari tiny purple bikini. (Celebuzz)

The  3-D porn that is changing the world. (HuffPo)

Liv Tyler is getting naked again. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole gets canned. (PopEater)

Carla Bruni looking all French and hot. (GossipCenter)

Kate Upton grabbing udders. (DrunkenStepfather)