Claudia Schiffer shares her man with January Jones? (WWTDD)
Kristin Cavallari tiny purple bikini. (Celebuzz)
The  3-D porn that is changing the world. (HuffPo)
Liv Tyler is getting naked again. (FoxNews)
Cheryl Cole gets canned. (PopEater)
Carla Bruni looking all French and hot. (GossipCenter)
Kate Upton grabbing udders. (DrunkenStepfather)
Aubrey O'Day killer bikini body. (Celebuzz)
Christina Hendricks discusses her boobage. (HuffPo)
Kim Kardashian sports bra goodness. (FoxNews)
Have you see these hot chicks? (TheChive)
Cheryl Cole gets ready to mingle. (PopEater)
The things teen girls wear nowadays. (CollegeHumor)
Cute reporter is really hard on herself. (Break)
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something red.
The X-factor chick judges made a statement in short red dresses at the Fox Upfronts presentation in New York and I believe those statements are:
Cheryl Cole: I'm going to use my young hotness to make you Yanks cover me with many dollar bills.
Paula Abdul: I may be approaching 50, but between working out, silicon work, and just being plain pickled, I'm still the party girl you know you want at 2am.
Give it up for the commercial genius that is Simon Cowell in putting together his lineup for the U.S. debut of his show. He's going to make himself something equivalent to the Gross National Product of a small nation on this puppy. Enjoy.
I'm not sure America is quite ready for the European hotness that is Cheryl Cole, but they'd better get ready because X-Factor is going big time live in the U.S. shortly and Cheryl Cole and her ability to look ridiculously hot is coming as well. Just take a gander at the fantastic funbag display of awesomeness on the red carpet at some Cannes film premiere earlier today by this Newcastle singer/dancer/hottie. Wow times deux. America, are you really ready for Cheryl Cole? Personally, I am drooling with anticipation. Enjoy.
Julianne Hough tight little beach body. (Celebuzz)
Heidi Klum MILF bikini body. (TMZ)
Taylor Swift gets tied up. (HuffPo)
Meet the sexy Playmate of the year. (FoxNews)
Cheryl Cole shows her sweet Brit Butt. (LaineyGossip)
Rose McGowan awesome workout body. (Popoholic)
Jessica Simpson without pants? (TheSuperficial)
Damn you, boob tape. Damn you straight to hell. I'm kind of angry at this new boob tape phenomenon, hot female celebrities double-sided taping up their nipples to their dresses, backstop coverage for what might otherwise by great nipple slips, now, lost forever to the horrendous horror of modesty and public decency. Nevertheless, Cheryl Cole did look smoking hot at last night's Elle Style Awards, even sans nipples as I ogle blindly into her top. I'd like her to judge my X-factor, if you know what I'm saying (and I don't really know what I'm saying). Along with Cheryl Cole, some outstanding sextastic celebrity mentions are due Blake Lively, my Gossip Girl beauty who looked simply hot, and Emma Watson, having quite a week, looking just about the best she has since she lopped off her beautiful ginger locks. I may know nothing about fashion style (not a 'may', I know nothing), but I do know celebrity hotness, and these three stole the show. Enjoy.
Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com / Splash News / bauergriffinonline.com
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JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)
Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)
I'd give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)
Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)
Emma Watson can't get a dude. (PopEater)
Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)
Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)