Cheryl Cole

EARLY LOOK: Cheryl Cole 2012 Calendar Photoshoot

I lust all things Cheryl Cole. Oh, but to find a used slipper, perchance a personal item of intimate hygiene, or just some old DVR recordings of her on X-Factor, to engage my peepers upon the passion-inducing hotness that is Cheryl Cole. But, now, the opportunity to see Cheryl twelve months out of the year upon the wall of my boudoir, betwixt my 'Beers of the World' poster and a photo of me and a Hulk Hogan cutout, it's almost too much to dream. Check out this early look at some of the photos destined for the 2012 Cheryl Cole calendar and see if you aren't thinking sneaky sniff of the slipper too. Enjoy.

Cleavage Italiano

JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)

Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)

I'd give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)

Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)

Emma Watson can't get a dude. (PopEater)

Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)

Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)

Fräulein Infidelity

Claudia Schiffer shares her man with January Jones? (WWTDD)

Kristin Cavallari tiny purple bikini. (Celebuzz)

The  3-D porn that is changing the world. (HuffPo)

Liv Tyler is getting naked again. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole gets canned. (PopEater)

Carla Bruni looking all French and hot. (GossipCenter)

Kate Upton grabbing udders. (DrunkenStepfather)

O’Damn

Aubrey O'Day killer bikini body. (Celebuzz)

Christina Hendricks discusses her boobage. (HuffPo)

Kim Kardashian sports bra goodness. (FoxNews)

Have you see these hot chicks? (TheChive)

Cheryl Cole gets ready to mingle. (PopEater)

The things teen girls wear nowadays. (CollegeHumor)

Cute reporter is really hard on herself. (Break)

Cheryl Cole and Paula Abdul Provide Inter-Generational Hotness in Red for Fox Upfronts

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something red.

The X-factor chick judges made a statement in short red dresses at the Fox Upfronts presentation in New York and I believe those statements are:

Cheryl Cole: I'm going to use my young hotness to make you Yanks cover me with many dollar bills.

Paula Abdul: I may be approaching 50, but between working out, silicon work, and just being plain pickled, I'm still the party girl you know you want at 2am.

Give it up for the commercial genius that is Simon Cowell in putting together his lineup for the U.S. debut of his show. He's going to make himself something equivalent to the Gross National Product of a small nation on this puppy. Enjoy.

Cheryl Cole Flashes Her Hot Cleavage in Cannes

I'm not sure America is quite ready for the European hotness that is Cheryl Cole, but they'd better get ready because X-Factor is going big time live in the U.S. shortly and Cheryl Cole and her ability to look ridiculously hot is coming as well. Just take a gander at the fantastic funbag display of awesomeness on the red carpet at some Cannes film premiere earlier today by this Newcastle singer/dancer/hottie. Wow times deux. America, are you really ready for Cheryl Cole? Personally, I am drooling with anticipation. Enjoy.

Seacrest’s Sea Breasts

Julianne Hough tight little beach body. (Celebuzz)

Heidi Klum MILF bikini body. (TMZ)

Taylor Swift gets tied up. (HuffPo)

Meet the sexy Playmate of the year. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole shows her sweet Brit Butt. (LaineyGossip)

Rose McGowan awesome workout body. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson without pants? (TheSuperficial)