Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole Cleavy Concert Performance For Your Cheryl Cole Faptastic Needs

Sometimes, you just need to re-fill your Cheryl Cole tank.

For as much as we so truly lust the former Girls Aloud kind of singer, outside of a few X-Factor gigs here and there and some air-brushed promotional photos, we really don’t get to see much of this brunette hottie, not nearly enough. So we’re reaching back, all the way back to last week when Cheryl performed at the Echo Arena in Liverpool and flashes all kinds of cleavetastic hotness. Oh, it brought back so many fond memories.

Cheryl Cole, welcome back. Enjoy.

Cheryl Cole is Leggy in a Red Short Dress Leaving Her Paris Hotel

Cheryl Cole and Cameron Diaz White-Clad Hotties on the U.K. Red Carpet for ‘What to Expect…’

My mom used to say, ‘to be forewarned is to be forearmed’. Sadly, I didn’t understand what she meant, or why she’d smack me with a wooden spoon across the neck about thirty seconds after saying this and then have a laugh to herself. I was a slow kid. But, as to the movie What to Expect When You’re Expecting, you’ve been forewarned, all ye who walk with something that dangles between your legs. And, please, don’t send me your notes about some literal tit-for-tat program where you agreed to go with your girl to this movie in order to get some nookie. Unless you’re getting the hummer of the century right then and there, in the movie theater, during the fifteenth joke about baby poop, you, sir, are not excused.

Nevertheless, chick flick equals hotties, so we do pay some attention to all the brouhaha marketing campaigns around such films, and the U.K. premiere last night where all the women were instructed to wear white, because that’s pregnancy colors or something, but Cheryl Cole sure looked might hot in her get-up, as did Cameron Diaz, for whom I would like to retract the rumor that we started here at Egotastic! that Cameron wears pants now to public events in case her vagina falls out. I talked to my gyno doctor friend and he assured me that no matter how much sex a woman has, her vagina will not drop like spent rifle round to the floor. And, beside, Cameron looked pretty good. Enjoy.

Cheryl Cole in May’s GQ UK

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Round Includes Maria Menounos, Sara Jean Underwood, the Hottie Trio of ‘Spring Breakers’ and Many More Self-Pic Celebs

In a day and age when all the publicists in the world are wrenching their Botox taut faces trying to get their clients to stop playing with their cell phone cameras, the girls of Hollywood just keep right on self-pic’ing. Naughty girls need love too, and they’ll will find it themselves if it’s not coming to them; there’s nothing like some Twitpics to do just the trick.

This week’s roundup of the best of the self-published sextastic celebrity pics includes offerings of dancing workout goodness from Maria Menounos, a celebration of National Cleavage Day from Sara Jean Underwood, many more private bikini pics from Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson on the set of Spring Breakers, Kari Byron white tank top goodness, Katrina Law wonderments, and many many more. You really owe it to yourself to check out the personal works of some of the hotter women of Tinsel Town. Enjoy.

Cheryl Cole Back and Boobtastic in L.A. Filming Music Video

How brave is Cheryl Cole? Well, she was filming her new music video in the L.A. flood basin during the rain, which has swept away far less hot people than herself during past periods of precipitation.

Thankfully, Cheryl survived, which allowed us to peep her hotness in her sports bra top and leg baring little outfits, reminding us that we don’t really care a whit how she sings, she’s so damn hot. Go, Cheryl. Enjoy.

Cheryl Cole Sexy Reveals on the Red Carpet and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry just two divas who flashed skin to win in 2011. (Idolator)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sexy bikini; warning: Statham included. (GossipCenter)

Candice Swanepoel gets bikini cheeky like nobody’s business. (Popoholic)

Humps, humps, luscious lady lumps. (TheChive)

Lindsay Lohan suing over false party rumors. Seems ironic. (FoxNews)

Hot celebrities in tiny bikinis year-end round up. (Celebuzz)

Has Beyonce given super secret birth to a very wealthy baby? (HuffPo)