Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron She-Dazzles the Big Apple While Pimping Out ‘Young Adult’

Charlize Theron has come out of her hiding place for super public appearance hotness in promotion of her film, Young Adult, which opens today (and we will be seeing). Last night, the sexy Sudafricana strolled the streets of New York City both outside of The David Letterman Show, and also hitting the red carpet for the film premiere, and... dayum, just dayum, did she looks might fine.

Someday, perhaps in poetic format, maybe one of those airplane flown banners, or just with the slow letting of my blood on her doorstep as police arrive, I'm going to be able to express to Charlize just want she means to me. For now, we'll settle on some old-fashioned ogling. Enjoy.

 

Charlize Theron Plunges Necklines and Eyeballs Follow at the Gotham Independent Film Awards

We absolutely never see enough of Charlize Theron, the statuesque blonde bombshell who at age 36 shows zero signs of slowing down of jumping off the hotness wagon, though, sadly, has retreated somewhat from the public eye. But the super sextastic actress and model made a nice comeback splash at last night's Gotham Indie Film Awards with a chestal-region show courtesy of one of our new favorite fashion looks for hot women that stunned the crowd and the red carpet paparazzi and made even the experienced oglers among us shed an internal tear of happiness.

We have to blame some kind of boob-tape for preventing full out and delicious wardrobe malfunctions, but, there was still plenty of skin to turn the Theron fantasy engines back to full throttle. Enjoy.

Mama Mia!

Amanda Seyfried bikini hotness. (TheSuperficial)

Hilary Duff, knocked up knock out. (HuffPo)

Siri can do everything. (CollegeHumor)

Charlize Theron new Vogue shoot. (FoxNews)

Lost phones, found pictures. (TheChive)

Nikki Reed looking good in Seventeen Magazine. (GossipCenter)

Well, this is awkward for Kim Kardashian. (GossipCop)

Late Arrival

Katie Holmes leggy Late Show visit. (GossipCenter)

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman. (HuffPo)

Is Kate Middleton knocked up? (FoxNews)

Mike Tyson channels Herman Cain. (TMZ)

Carey Mulligan is getting full frontal. (theFABlife)

This makes me cringe. (CollegeHumor)

Eva Longoria in tight black pants. (Popoholic)

Hottie of the Year?

Jennifer Lopez hot magazine cover. (FoxNews)

Beyonce cleavy new video. (HuffPo)

Lauren Conrad shows some leg. (GossipCenter)

Why the rest of us drink Gatorade. (CollegeHumor)

Kaley Cuoco is so choice. (GossipCop)

Miranda Kerr in her underwear. (Celebslam)

Why Charlize Theron, January Jones and Blake Lively duking it out? (LaineyGossip)

Kat Calling

Jennifer Lawrence Hunger Games pictures. (HuffPo)

Lacey Schwimmer bikini hotness. (Celebuzz)

Zoe Saldana shows quite a bit of leg. (SocialiteLife)

Ashley Tisdale keeps her body toned. (GossipCenter)

Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, is set to get nekkid. (TMZ)

Good 'ol fashioned Charlize Theron nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

Blake Lively in a short, sexy dress. (Popoholic)

Aussie Rules

Kendall Jenner bikini shoot for the land down under. (HuffPo)

Charlize Theron hits the gym. (SocialiteLife)

Dianna Agron in a sexy tight dress. (Celebuzz)

Olivia Wilde looking red hot. (Popoholic)

Emma Watson classy, hot new ad. (GossipCenter)

Why Bear Week would be better than Shark Week. (CollegeHumor)

Jenna Ushkowitz goes night swimming in her bikini. (DrunkenStepfather)

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