Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron Hotness and Ciara Cleavage Among the Few Reasons to Watch MTV Movie Awards

Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.

However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.

Charlize Theron and Noomi Rapace Drop Dead Sextastic on the Prometheus Red Carpet.

This is absolutely the week to be Charlize Theron. Or, make that, the week to ogle Charlize Theron. Not only is Snow White and The Huntstman out today, but Charlize is out around the world at premieres of Prometheus, which opens in the U.S. next week. It’s her week and she’s looking damn fine during her week.

At the Prometheus premiere in London, Charlize looked all kinds of red carpet leggy and sextastic, and along with film co-star Noomi Rapace, reminded us that we happen to hot women in our sci-fi interplanetary goblin stories. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Kristen Stewart Topless on the Road, Charlize Theron Topless, Candice Swanepoel Topless, and Much Much More…

 
Charlize Theron Topless in Playboy 1999
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Thank whatever higher power you believe in that we’ve reached the end of this week. What a mother-bleeping turn of the screw this one was what with the holiday weekend and having to be in court to battle charges of… well, nevermind, that’s kind of personal. The point is, what of my personal soothing balms is the application of celebrity flesh, the pot of stone sextastic soup assembled by all of you, for all of us, to come together as on. Yep, Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Charlize Theron topless in her classic bunny shoot, Candice Swanepoel flashing her tube tops in another classic magazine pictorial, Brooke Hogan covered topless, Lucy Pinder deliciously topless, Kristen Stewart topless in On The Road and some sweet sideboob from the Cosmopolis movie premiere, Ali Larter nipple pokes, Virgina Efira covered topless, Ricki-Lee Coulter covered topless, Russian pole-vaulter Darya Klishina, and three super curvy girls deliciously nekkid in Vogue France. Enjoy.

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MSM Weekly Bits O’ Skin Include Charlize Theron Topless, Anna Paquin True Blood Flashing, and Sarah Silverman Full Frontal (VIDEO)

 

Consider summer movie season in full swing on this first day in June, and consider me more ready than ever to catch some real films with some real skin, you know, in addition to some pretty cool looking boob-less movies in the theaters this summer.

Our friends at Mr. Skin have put together a classic trio of films on Blu-Ray and DVD for your skintastic viewing pleasure including Charlize Theron bare front in The Devil’s Advocate, Anna Paquin all kinds of nekkid in True Blood, and Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams full frontal goodness in Take This Waltz. All quite delicious. Enjoy.

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Charlize Theron, The Evil Queen Tomorrow, the Super Fine Hottie of Today and Yesteryear

What with Snow White and The Huntsman coming out tomorrow in theaters, and we are geeked to see that mofo, everybody will once more be rejoicing in the evil hotness that is Charlize Theron in what is sure to be yet another memorable performance. And we will be the dudes who are telling all the new Charlize fans that we’ve lusted Charlize Theron for forever now, and, sure, nobody will care about our old school bragging, but we will feel proud that we’ve been seeing C.T. in our dreams since we were old enough to learn how to lock the bathroom door.

And, in honor of Charlize’s latest and greatest sextastic performance, we put together a little hotness tribute gallery of some of our favorite photos of the South African sweetness since the last millenium. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron Light Up, Err, Darken Down Hotness in Interview Magazine

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron are kind of turning me on in a fairytale kind of way.

All this lead-up to Snow White and the Huntsman, all these promo photos and publicity tours and red carpet events and Kristen and Charlize decked out and showing cleavage and legs, and sweet looking action-adventure in the trailers. I’m kind of overhyped at the moment. I need a cinematic sextastic cold shower.

Then, along comes Interview magazine with a gothy take on the dynamic duo and it starts all over again. Dark and brooding hotties is not for everyone, but it so sends a chill up my spine, I’m guessing I’m in the ‘for me’ category. Enjoy.

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Two New TV Spots for ‘Prometheus’ Now Online (VIDEO)

Prometheus TV Spot - Invitation
'Prometheus' TV Spot: Invitation

We’re nearly two weeks away from the theatrical debut of Prometheus, and we can’t be any more excited. Who wouldn’t be, really, with all the teasers and viral videos that the folks over at Prometheus HQ have been sending our way over the past few weeks?

The most recent of these was the featurette that gave a brief overview of Charlize Theron‘s Meredith Vickers, who’s one of Weyland Corporation’s employees that goes on board Prometheus.

Ready for more? Two new TV spots have just been released from Prometheus, both of which feature never-before-seen clips and scenes from the up-and-coming movie. The ‘Invitation’ TV spot is up first, followed by the ‘Explain’ spot which you can watch after the jump!

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