I don’t think he call himself Diddy anymore, I could care less. I care more about the passengers on his Riviera yachting vacation, most notably his girlfriend Cassie and his not girlfriend veteran supermodel Naomi Campbell in bikinis.
As you know, I am only 3,975 easy payments away from owning my own vessel of the high seas which I will stock with hip hop divas and super models and or maybe local girls from the junior college who have never been on a boat before. Something about being at sea with girls in bikinis that gets a man to thinking about good times. Especially once you hit international waters and I’m pretty sure there are no rules about asking before oiling booties. I’m not super clear on the laws, but I think that’s right. Either way, Naomi, Cassie, if you feel strange greasy hands, that’d be me. Please don’t kick. Enjoy.
Yes, it’s true. I’m considered something of a style authority when it comes to hair. This despite the fact that I’ve never personally had a haircut that didn’t involve a coupon to Supercuts. This whole thing with girls shaving their heads or part of their heads or flashing scalp really is truly not very appealing. I say that knowing there are probably four percent of you out there who are scalp fetishists who find this hair style trend the best thing since girls crushing bugs with their heels.
Having said that, I’d never let a little do-don’t get in the way of a hot body display like the one put on by Cassie in her bikini in Miami. That there is a show that shows exactly why your gentleman ogler doesn’t necessarily begin his scientific perusal from the very top on down. Sometimes, you need to start in the middle, as in that bodacious rump on the shorn-haired diva. It’s quite a thing. And much better than even a Supercuts coupon. Enjoy.
You know me, I know as much about popular music as I do, well, anything that isn’t related to hot women. But when the two worlds collide, I like to be there at the intersection with binoculars geting the best peeks. Like singer and model Cassie flashing some serious sideboob in her current Esquire pictorial. The good folks at Esquire know that what makes an artist truly special is the amount of funbags they will share on camera. We couldn’t agree more.
Music is the poetry of the soul. I had a girlfriend who used to say that. But she listened to Madonna. I can skip the poetry and head right to the dirty limericks. And peeking Cassie’s peaches. Enjoy.
You may not be a fan of the music of Cassie, the R&B singer and current booty call of Sean Combs, you may not even know exactly who she is, but you will likely not soon forget the sweaty splash she makes in her pictorial in this month’s GQ magazine.
I can’t say I know exactly what’s going on in these photos, but I do know there is a bikini, lots of baby oils, and straps and cages, all of which necessarily combine for quite the visual wonderment. How can they not?
Visit GQ for the full Cassie interview and photoshoot and check out the ‘Diddy’s Girl’ video.
Pippa Middleton works up a good sweat. (Celebuzz)
Marion Cotillard and other chicks I want to French. (HuffPo)
Singer, Cassie, aint firing blanks. (Idolator)
Emma Watson gets her sexy back in New York. (GossipCenter)
Lindsey Vonn is taking the jail bait. (TMZ)
Some asstastic inspiration. (TheChive)
Shauna Sand bikini goodness. (DrunkenStepfather)
January Jones takes hard nipples to a new level. (TheSuperficial)
Rihanna shows skin on stage. (Celebuzz)
Reese Witherspoon sex tape advice. (HuffPo)
Hailee Stenfeld nude scene? (FoxNews)
Cassie gives off a vibe. (Idolator)
Liv Tyler in some candid lingerie pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)
Emma Watson parties with Cameron Diaz. (GossipCenter)
(Click inside to see the purported Cassie topless self-published portrait.)
All I know about Cassandra Ventura, a.k.a, Cassie, is that she’s an R&B singer who had some kind of falling out with P. Diddy and that she likes to take photos of herself topless in the bathroom and push the SEND button. Of course, my knowledge of hip hop gossip being on the low end, I’m not really sure about that first part. And, I’m not really even certain about the second part, but MediaTakeOut.com is citing these photos as being Cassie, and tattoos and bling do seem to match up in detective like fashion, so I’m going to give this presumed Cassie topless picture a two big topless thumbs up. Enjoy.
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