Carrie Prejean

Carrie Prejean Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

 

It’s been a while since we had a good old fashioned bikini nipple slip, but this Carrie Prejean nipple slip is even more special, since it’s Mss Christian herself. Now, I don’t have a problem with Christians, but I do have a problem with hypocrites, and that’s what Carrie Prejean is. Still, Carrie Prejean is also really hot, so there’s that. The point is, no matter how you feel about the woman who proclaims her love for Jesus, and her eternal purity, yet who gets breast implants to win pageants, and makes sex tapes with boyfriends out of wedlock, we can see Carrie Prejean’s nipple, and that’s all that matters.

Carrie Prejean “Topless” Pictures

TMZ posted a bunch of Carrie Prejean topless pictures today, but there’s just one problem: She’s not topless in any of the pictures. She is definitely wearing a top. Sure, that top is open and you can see her nipples, but not topless. And about actually seeing Carrie Prejean’s nipples… You can’t. Because TMZ censored the pictures and took all the fun out of it. So yeah.

If we find the uncesored versions, we’ll post that shit ASAP. Not because we particularly care about Carrie Prejean – who is the best thing that ever happened to the Mis USA Pageant, and the reason The Donald is keeping her around – but because we would very much like to see her nipples. Oh, and here’s yet another girl who really didn’t need plastic surgery. Way to go California.

Miss California Carrie Prejean Topless Scandal

So a couple weeks ago at the Miss USA pageant (not even the Miss America pageant), Miss California, Carrie Prejean was asked what she thought about gay marriage. She said it wasn’t for her, and then when she didn’t win the crown, she blamed it on the judges. Here’s what I want to know: Who the fuck gives a fuck about what she fucking thinks about gay fucking marriage. I sure as fuck don’t. So what’s my point? Well, here’s a picture of Carrie Prejean topless, and the rumour is there are more pictures of Carrie Prejean naked on the way. Got your attention now?

So yeah, all that to say, some chick you never heard of, who’s only achievement is being pretty took some naked pictures of herself, made a fool of herself, and now is probably gonna get fired from her fake job of being Miss California because she showed off the tits that the Miss California pageant bought for her. Oh yeah, did I not mention that? The pageant paid for her to have implants. So why do we care about what she thinks about gay marriage?

For those of you who missed the point of this post: This girl is an idiot, and her opinion doesn’t matter either way. Whether she is for or against gay marriage is irrelevant, because she is irrelevant (even though she’s pretty). Now, kindly, keep your opinions on the subject to yourselves.