Oh, mother and child reunion, where is there space for a little Egotastic?
The problem is not that I fantasize about being betwixt the hot regal mother daughter combination of Pippa Middleton and her unusually youthful and hot-legged mom Carole Middleton, it's that I can't stop fantasizing about it. Or the copious amounts of oil that might be utilized in being the Earl of the Middleton Sandwich. I curse the day the Middleton women came into my life and made me care about seeing a royal nekkid once more. Enjoy.