Egotastic
Oh, Carole, how does your garden grow?
The mother and sister to the new Duchess took to some posh event for the high-browed cocktail party set in in Britannia yesterday flashing off their tanned and toned summer bodies. It seems like just yesterday I first fell in lust with the first royal sister, Pippa Middleton, and now, I'm falling hard for the queen bee in the family, Carole Middleton. Is it wrong to want to spend some alone time in a room filled with nothing but squeeze toys and fluffy blankets with an aristocratic mother and daughter learning, growing, teaching, with a firm, but guiding hand?
Nay. It is ever so right. Middletons, open thy castle gates and let this good knight unbridle his steed. Enjoy.
Pippa and Carole Middleton Revive the Regal Mom-Daughter Raunchy Notions
Oh, mother and child reunion, where is there space for a little Egotastic?
The problem is not that I fantasize about being betwixt the hot regal mother daughter combination of Pippa Middleton and her unusually youthful and hot-legged mom Carole Middleton, it's that I can't stop fantasizing about it. Or the copious amounts of oil that might be utilized in being the Earl of the Middleton Sandwich. I curse the day the Middleton women came into my life and made me care about seeing a royal nekkid once more. Enjoy.