Carly Rae Jepsen

Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, and Carly Rae Jepsen Highlight the Hotties at Another Crappy European Music Awards Show

We can give Europe credit for many things. First and foremost, their liberal views on female nudity. A big plus column win for them over us Puritanical Yanks. And their food and wine. Outstanding. And even many of the dramatic arts, heck, all these years later we're all still singing opera in Italian. But even the most ardent of Europhiles has to admit that when it comes to music, well, Europe just plain sucks. Not that U.S. popular music is much to brag to the Gods of Awesome Tunage about, but Euro music, well, it takes it down yet another notch. There was Mozart, and then right straight to Falco, with very little in-between. Jedward in the Eurovision song contest kind of summed it all up perfectly.

But... European music awards shows do know how to put on a proper party, a dress-up affair filled with sextastic celebrities dangling their diamonds and strutting their wares, such as at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes over the weekend, where Taylor Swift once more showed off her new nicer melons, Alicia Keys looked simply hot, and Carly Rae Jepsen reminded us why we are so eagerly awaiting the inevitable release of her sex tape, she's a cutie. So, yes, crappy music. But, rewarded with some splendid looks. Almost worth it. Enjoy.

Even Fat Christina Aguilera and Her BBW Funbags Could Not Save the 2012 American Music Awards from Suckitude

We try so hard to be positive here at Egotastic!. We really do, even if it means drinking cheap booze just to feel joy over some god-awful situation in the terrain that we cover. Heck, we'll go there. But there's really no saving the American Music Awards, which to be fair, have had decent moments in past years, but with the AMA creator Dick Clark no longer with us, well, it's probably time to bury the award show as well.

Yeah, I'm the old man yelling at the kids to get off the lawn, but if the kids on my lawn are listening and watching and awarding this kind of craptastic musical fare, they deserve more than just a scolding. I was rooting for Christina Aguilera to get back into the closet, but like a baby's head crowning into the new world, there's no way they were going to get fat Christina back through that prop doorway. We tried to focus like a laser beam on her cleave, but forces of nature, most notably gravity, compelled us to gaze at her 1980's NHL goon body and wonder how much raw material went into her costume and if it could have possibly been put to better use building refugee tent cities in war-torn distance lands.

That being said, we of course found some silver linings to the super-gray AMAs, in the form of Gwen Stefani, who marked her return to the album and concert circuit, Carrie Underwood, one of the biggest underrated hotties in the land, and Carly Rae Jepsen, who we think is cute, but admittedly mostly follow awaiting her alleged sex tape to leak.

All in all, the entire evening felt like a Village People reunion out at the airport Hilton cocktail lounge. And we missed sports for this!

Carly Rae Jepsen Gets As Showy As She Will (Until the Nekkid Photos Surface) on the Set of Her New Music Video

I'm not sure if it's because she's a Bieber disciple, or because she's the latest and greatest embodiment of teener bopper craptastic fare, but probably mostly just because she's cute and kind of hot, but we can't help but wonder what those naughty photos that exist somewhere out there in the digisphere of Carly Rae Jepsen will ultimately show us.

For now, we settle for the itty bitty bits of fun time shows we get from the young vanilla pop star, including her get up and show on the set of her music video 'The Kiss' in Burbank yesterday. It's not exactly an overwhelming reveal of the bodily flesh, but just enough to keep us hoping to see those bedroom photos we keep hearing about. As always, we shall keep searching the byways and alley ways of the world for those seedy visual wonderments. For now, enjoy.

Aha! Carly Rae Jepsen Nekkid Photos Do Exist!

We just don't have them yet. Or, do we?

Well, according to our news-busting partners at TMZ.com, while Carly Rae Jepsen continues to claim that the world wide circulating oral sex tape of a girl that looks like her is not her at all (and we actually believe her on that one), the 'Call Me Maybe' singer is out there trying to stop the release of some very private photos her people seem to be suggesting were hacked from her cell phone.

 

Oh, luck day indeed. Well, precursor to a future very lucky day indeed.

Check out all the nitty gritty details of the existence of Carly Rae Jepsen nekkid photos on TMZ.com

Alleged and Refuted Carly Rae Jepsen Sex Tape Leaked on the Web

 

Foppish blogger Perez Hilton caused quite a stir this morning when he posted photo stills from a an orally-leaning sex tape with a female fellatiator who he said 'sure looks like pop diva Carly Rae Jepsen.

For her sake, the pop star responded on Twitter with an absolute denial that she is the lovely gift-giver in the low-res video.

For our sake, we're inclined to believe Carly Rae, partly because we don't know much about her, given that she's Bieber connected, we are scared of her cooties for one, second, the last time a reader sent us 'Carly Rae Jepsen' naughty pics, they turned out to be an adult film doppleganger and not Carly. Burn us once, and all that. And we hardly trust Perez Hilton as a validating source.

Nevertheless, since you guys have been emailing us all day about this, take a look and decide for yourself.

(Thanks to a million and one EgoReaders for the video link.)

CSI Egotastic! Are These Topless Cellphone Pictures of Pop Sensation Carly Rae Jepsen?

 

UPDATE: Not Carly Rae Jepsen. Thanks to a ton o' EgoReaders for identifying the actual chick involved as Destiny Benedict, an Internet model and Carly Rae Jepsen kind of looking girl.

You can also check out Destiny, if you so choose, on her Twitter account.

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I've got to admit a couple things here. First, we are not all knowing and all powerful here at Egotastic!  In fact, we know very little and our powers, well, mostly limited to some pretty damn spectacular crank phone calls in made up Indian accents to order pizza deliveries to stupid Billy Corgan's house.

We rely heavily on help from our smartest-on-the-web readership often to crack cases. As in the case of these cellphone pictures left at our doorstep purporting to show 'Call Me Maybe' pop sensation and Cannuckian hottie, Carly Rae Jepsen, currently signed to the Justin Bieber record sub-label.

Now, we could wait to get an angry letter from a 5'3" tall gazillionaire teen lesbian to verify the validity of these photos, but, we're counting on you to yay or nay the veracity of these. Quite frankly, we just don't have the Carly Rae archival material to do it ourselves. Do note that these photos may be a few years old and shot in mirrors.

Help us, Obi Wan EgotasticReaders!