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Emilia Clarke Nekkid Bath Scene in Game of Thrones

Welcome back, Game of Thrones. Okay, so it didn't really go anywhere, but it has been a whole week without so much as a beheading, a blood letting, or, most importantly, some sweet bare boobtastic on the small screen courtesy of some medieval hotties like Emilia Clarke and Carice Van Houten, both of whom showed off their tubular tops on this week's episode.

Joining the gals from GOT in the Boob Tube Roundup is Thandie Newton, once again nekkid in Rogue (though mighty bloody too, be forewarned) and a few shots of some chained heat style toplessness from the new Australian show Wentworth. Okay, it's actually a reboot of a previous chicks in jail show called The Prisoner, but, the topless goodies are all quite new. Check it all out. Small screen, big payload. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Massage in The Client List

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I'm not a man who is easily shocked. Okay, sure, any talk by women of female private things does make me light-headed, but as far as scenes on the screen, I'm as even keeled as they come. But this weekend's Boob Tube offerings just exploded with some truly memorable half and fully nekkid moments including Carice Van Houten giving birth to something wicked in Game of Thrones, Maisie Dee being deliciously spanked (before it gets ugly) in the very dame GOT, Lena Durham on the bottom in a truly funny sex scene from Girls, and Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing her moneymakers in this Lifetime show The Client List that seems like an odd combination of late night Skinemax mixed with Cosmo with a dash of Oprah. It's all good. Enjoy.