Egotastic
When Oprah hosts an event, you can count on sextastic female celebrity invites. Let's face it, Oprah knows hot tail. So when the Big O put on some fancy shindig to honor Ralph Lauren who I guess deserves honoring for inventing Polo for Men, which at least provides a clear marker for identifying dudes you shouldn't be friends with that much easier, well, the list of hotties was deep.
Led by the returned-to-former hotness glory, Jessica Alba and her newly engorged mama boobs, the event also featured the ogle-worthiness of Camilla Belle, who you only see like once a month, but also looks amazing, V.S. model Lily Aldridge who occasionally takes breaks from banging that dude from Kings of Leon to get all formally hot, Uma Thurman, who like Lily we hardly see these days, but was flashing her still fine body, and Naomi Watts, another veteran hottie gone mostly underground these days, but just blows me away with her sexiness whenever she hits the town (we even added some extra pictures of Naomi headed to tape Jimmy Fallon the day of, because, well just because she's looking great). Enjoy.
Kate Beckinsale and Camilla Belle Lead List of Celebrity Hotties at Art + Film Event
According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there's a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don't go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it's purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I'm sure was a fantastic cause.
Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.