Cameron Diaz

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January Jones takes hard nipples to a new level. (TheSuperficial)

Rihanna shows skin on stage. (Celebuzz)

Reese Witherspoon sex tape advice. (HuffPo)

Hailee Stenfeld nude scene? (FoxNews)

Cassie gives off a vibe. (Idolator)

Liv Tyler in some candid lingerie pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)

Emma Watson parties with Cameron Diaz. (GossipCenter)

Weekend Links

Olivia Wilde looking all classy hot. (GossipCenter)

Blake Lively resurfaces after her nude pictures scandal. (Celebuzz)

Heidi Klum shows skin in a new ad. (HuffPo)

Octomom, Nadya Suleman, hosts a bikini carwash. (FoxNews)

Kim Kardashian and other celebs showing bare asstastic. (TheFrisky)

Cameron Diaz is ready to mingle. (PopEater)

WAG, Beatrice Trezeguet, goes topless on the beach. (DrunkenStepfather)

Cameron Diaz Maxim Pictures Are Hot for Teacher

Here's everything I know about Cameron Diaz, in a nutshell, most of which is probably wrong. just based on my historical record:

  • She came up in Hollywood as a pretty young blonde thang
  • There have always been rumors that she slept her way into roles (which, for the record, I completely admire and wish would go on in all fields of work)
  • She's knocked boots with a reasonably good number of other celebrity dudes
  • She's hot but tomboyish hot and flat and muscular and sometimes that makes you wonder if you should lust her like you do.
  • She's currently having the stuffing bumped out of her by A-Rod.

Oh, and yeah, she looks pretty funny in the upcoming comedy, Bad Teacher, starring opposite Justin Timberlake, one of those celebrity dudes I mentioned she used to bump uglies with. And, our friends at Maxim are featuring Cameron Diaz on their cover next month in honor of her naughty teacher-ness and by the likes of this early preview look, the photos look well worth ogling.

To summarize, Cameron Diaz looks hot, sometimes a bit boyish, but I still want her to keep me after school and make me clean her chalky parts. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Somehow Manages Not To Be Nippletastic

Not exactly sure where those puppies are in this whole diagram of Cameron Diaz chest visible during her 'Yay, A-Rod, that's my guy' moments at this week's final Yankees spring training games, but, somehow, the highly-athletic, over-sexed (is that possible?) blonde veteran actress showed as much skin as humanly possible without revealing her taut pokes. I'm sure there's some type of science involved here, a science that ought be banned. Still, try to enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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Reader Finds: Izabel Goulart Wet and Hot, Cinthia Fernadez Topless Apple Bites, Cameron Diaz Mystery Dancing, and Teresa Palmer Nekkid Restraints (VIDEO)

 

Whoa, Nelly. As in Egotastic! reader 'Nelly G.' who found these Sports Illustrated outtakes of the amazingly sexy and boobtastic Izabel Goulart in something you might call a bikini or swimsuit or just almost see-through perfection. Oh, Izabel, how you make me want to mispronounce your last name over and over again in our sacred boudoir of making the love.  (UPDATE: These photos were removed at the request of Sports Illustrated)

Muchos muchos gracias to Egotastic! superfan 'Juni R.' for reacquainting us with Argentinean naughty reality TV star Cinthia Fernandez (a.k.a. Abby Diaz) who apparently hates clothing and loves to be exposed. Who's going to argue with that philosophy?

We have no idea where this odd Cameron Diaz dancing in a thin white top clip comes from, neither did EgoFan 'Swizzle' who nevertheless had the foresight to share this motion picture of A-Rod's current five-times a day squeeze and see if anyone out there could figure it out.

After the Oscars: Selena Gomez and Jessica Biel and Other Hotties at the Vanity Fair After Party

After the film industry-wide circle jerk concludes, and the lights go down on the Kodak theater, the real parties in Hollywood begin. None more important each year than Vanity Fair event, where the magazine brings out all the big names, most of which weren't actually close to being Oscar worthy, but, still hot, including this year my niece/girlfriend Selena Gomez (yeah, we cut the midget out of the picture), Taylor Swift looking all gold and on top of the world, Natalie Portman fresh off her Best Actress win, Jessica Biel, who I miss dearly, Brooklyn Decker, who I can't get enough of, the Glee sisters, Dianna Agron and Lea Michele, and Nordic blonde twinsies Cameron Diaz Gwynneth Paltrow, Charlize Theron, veteran hottie, Jennifer Hudson, whose miracle cleavage was one of the stars of the Oscars, and Kate Beckinsale, forever ridiculously sexy. In short, if everybody had stripped off their clothes and jumped into the pool, it would've been very close to a recurring and very private day dream of mine. (Still, Gino's Pizza Rolls nuked from the garage freezer deep thaw, a La-Z-Boy recliner, and a glass of adult milk is nothing to sneeze at for an Oscar's after-party either.) Enjoy.

Photo credit: Getty Images / Splash News

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures Because Everybody Needs a Break from A-Rod Sex, Even For One Afternoon

We all saw it. Cameron Diaz feeding popcorn into the A-Rod pie-hole during the Super Bowl. Embarrassing for a dude? Yeah, kind of. Until you realize that A-Rod is basically stuffing the stuffing out of Cameron Diaz day and night, around the globe, multi-hemispheric boot knocking, 24x7, and now he's got her feeding him by hand like a mama bird. There are worse positions to be in in life. That being said, while I was glad to behold these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures from Miami just before the big game, I've got to wonder if A-Rod's taste in the ladies is not revealing itself to be on the 'rexic, buff-side (think: Madonna). Cameron Diaz will forever hold an honorary place on my wall of hotness, but, girl does need a sandwich big time. Still, exclusive bikini candids, always a fun getaway moment. Enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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