Okay, the crude among you might make make reference to lithesome blonde Cameron Diaz being ‘rode hard and put away wet’, as is she were a race horse ridden to within an inch of her life, and, there may be something to said on the downside of knocking boots with younger men, hormone-filled athletes among them, for several years non-stop. You might just get a slightly worn look about the face and lady nest areas.
But, like a veteran of some foreign bumping uglies war, I respect Cameron for her sheer amount of bent-over thumping, a contribution to general man-kind that should not be forgotten, even as many comment on her oft-ragged features these days. The world is a much better place for women who dig the ole in and out.
And, then, there are her legs. Still going more than strong, and on display at the premiere of What to Expect When You’re Expecting premiere last night. Those legs are still killers. And to imagine them wrapped around… well, just nice legs. Enjoy.
Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn’t receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they’re not serving up Gino’s Pizza Rolls in that shindig.
While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.
Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.
I’ll say this, the evidence in the Jennifer Lopez nipple slip controversy from tonight’s Oscars is not entirely clear, but the investigation process is entirely fun.
These dolled up and decked out multi-million dollar celebrities are all sewn, stitched, and even nipple taped up the wazoo (yes, even up their wazoos), so it’s hard to say what’s possible tape and shadows, and what are actual wardrobe malfunctions. However, it does look a little like ‘Jenny from the Block’ slipped a little nip on worldwide television during this evening’s 84th Academy Awards.
Check out the photo, check out the clip, you be the slipping judge. Enjoy.
It’s ball check time. And I’m not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I’m saying.
May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You’re Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I’m speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.
That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we’d be remiss if we didn’t share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film.
Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don’t forsake the jewels.
Booking my ticket to Megan Fox Island. (HuffPo)
Cameron Diaz spreads the sexy throughout Paris. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Lawrence reads the nominees. (Celebuzz)
Alright, Emily Maynard is ultra hot. (GossipCenter)
Uncovered Kate Middleton bikini pictures. (LaineyGossip)
JWoww shows cleavage, obviously. (DrunkenStepfather)
Selena Gomez gets see-through in Puerto Rico. (GossipCenter)
Kristin Cavallari gets knocked up. (HuffPo)
More stars are getting nekkid on TV. (FoxNews)
Nina Dobrev Nylon photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Cameron Diaz and Diane Kruger do Paris. (Celebuzz)
Will Vanessa Bryant join Basketball Wives? (TMZ)
Lana Del Rey, before she was
hot famous. (BuzzFeed)
Jennifer Lawrence new movie poster. (theFABlife)
Sarah Hyland almost wardrobe malfunction. (HuffPo)
The new Miss America. (FoxNews)
Kristen Stewart has a new job. (GossipCenter)
Lindsay Lohan cuts it close. (TMZ)
Irina Shayk sideboob photoshoot. (Popoholic)
The dream. (TheChive)
Cameron Diaz looks good in blue. (Celebuzz)