The first gift of Christmas. I’ll call it. The lovely lovely lasses Gracie Lewis, Jess Davies, and Caitlyn Wynters beginning to look a lot like topless Yuletide fun time. This is my favorite holiday for the very reason that it combines the innocent family fun of the season with the spectacular tubes of Santa’s naughtiest hottest helpers. It really is a once a year kind of special time with special funbags for both the nice and the not as nice.
Now, you’re Christmas party may vary in terms of joyous jugs, you may not have three sextastic glamour models prancing about topless in their undies, but maybe you and Uncle Burt can slip away after the roast beast is served and hit the strip clubs. I speak from experience when I say that they keep their doors wide open on Christmas eve for all God’s children. Enjoy.
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You know, October is the month of Halloween so we are going to be more desperately than ever pushing for the chesty puppies that resemble some of our favorite seasonal pumpkins. Caitlin Wynters is packing in some big and beautiful and round melons that certainly should get you in the seasonal spirit. I’d at least have to ask if I could paint on some eyes and a scary face so that the neighborhood children would get both a trick and a treat when they came to the door.
On Wednesday’s we glorify the globes that bring us so much pleasure in our lives. Caitlin Wynters stripping out of her purple little body suit and revealing her devilish delights, that just feels ever so right. Huzzah!
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What’s better in the heart of summer than super fine glamour model Caitlin Wynters. Really, this goes for any season.
Caitlin obliges our sense of sight today with her ridiculously hot body, featured on the pages of Loaded magazine. I’m not sure exactly when I lose it officially peeking at these peeping photos of Caitlin, but I’m pretty sure it’s the minute she starts biting on her thumb. I am a sucker for finger biting going way back to my Japanese fetish video days. Um, I didn’t just say that. The point is, amazingly sextastic and curvaceous women, clothes coming off, couches, and thumb biting all add up to something very special. The best kind of math. Enjoy.
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Just last week, Gretchen, my six-fingered dutiful female assistant asked me why we never posted super brunette hottie Caitlin Wynters again after a brief shower soap-up pictorial she had with our belusted Emma Frain last fall. I was dumbfounded. Mostly because Gretchen knows never to question me, let alone speak aloud without first hoisting the talking stick. But she was right. And fortuitous. Because today we have quite definitely been the EgoReader beneficiaries of an outstandingly hot outdoors topless pictorial of the minxy Brit.
Now, you can believe what you like, but I believe that nekkid women are somehow hotter when outdoors. I think it goes back to my dreams of Hermia in our middle school production of a Midsummer Night’s Dream. I went to a special school. No, not gifted. More like short bus. But we put on some killer legit theater, despite the 86% illiteracy rate among the cast. But I digress. Caitlin Wynters. Wicked hot. Topless. Outdoors. Enjoy.
Yeah, why not double down on the funbags this Friday afternoon? You’ve earned it, we’ve earned, and hella hot glam model Caitlin Wynters has earned it with this stunning bit of brunette lingerie leading to no-lingerie look from our friends at Zoo magazine.
Let’s be honest, everybody’s ultimately working for the weekend (plus a few upside down mortgages), so what says weekend more than maximum mammarial meaty goodness on a woman hot enough to make you lose all rational sensibilities. Caitlin Wynters could make me lose my mind, and all my worldly possessions by merely dropping her top and uttering one oft-heard word around here… enjoy.
P.S. Absolutely be sure to check out the Topless Home Tour Video of Caitlin Wynters on Zoo