Brooklyn Decker

Heidi Klum and Brooklyn Decker Jogging? Stop the Insanity!

By Jon | July 12, 2011 @ 9:03 am

Heidi Klum and Brooklyn Decker Go Jogging

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Heidi Klum has some deal with media monster AOL where she gets to go jogging every morning with another sexy hot model chick. All I ever got from AOL was five additional cycles of billing after I tried to cancel my account. Life sometimes seems to favor super hot women.

This morning's workout partner for Heidi Klum? Oh, just world-class hottie and sextastic boobtastic Brooklyn Decker. I just can't help but feel that whoever came up with this idea has been reading the dream journal I keep on my nightstand. We won't know for sure until the post-jogging shower time. If Heidi drops the soap and Brooklyn goes for it -- yep, they're plagiarizing my journal. Enjoy.

Cool Treat

By Jon | June 30, 2011 @ 12:35 pm

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Alessandra Ambrosio sucking hard on her popsicle. (Celebuzz)

Brandi Glanville in a little bikini. (SocialiteLife)

JWoww keeps walking around with just a sports bra. (TheSuperficial)

Reese Witherspoon takes her sexy legs out for a stroll. (Popoholic)

Brooklyn Decker, Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz getting together. (HuffPo)

NFL Cheerleaders reveal their hot bikini bodies. (BleacherReport)

Damn, Kelly Brook has one amazing asstastic. (WWTDD)

Check out this review of Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. (FilmSchoolRejects)

The Best of the Sexy at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2011 @ 6:30 pm

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the MTV Movie Awards

Reese Witherspoon at the MTV Movie Awards

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I'll say this for last night's MTV Movie Awards -- they brought out the hotties. I mean, they didn't let anyone get within 1,000 feet of the big stars, and kept pushing their sorry-sap teen drama queens from unknown shows on the public in a promotional display, but in the back somewhere, through a secret entrance, they were guiding in the uber-sextastic, the likes of Selena Gomez, Brooklyn Decker, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and many many more to glam it up for five minutes of posing before being whisked back to their VIP suite and their handlers. Hey, even hottie Blake Lively made a highly guarded (I mean, seriously, guarded) appearance, despite her current controversies. At the end of the day, despite having to deal with the MTV craptastic machine, it does make it all worthwhile. Enjoy.

Award show postscript: whoa, if you've never had reason to be jealous of Justin Timberlake before, you know, for banging Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel, how about this full on boob-grab of super sexy Mila Kunis at the award show last night. It's almost too much, I mean, for somebody other than me to get to do. So unfair.

Thanks to EgoReader 'Mike B' who alerted us to this Amber Lancaster twitpic from behind the GIbson Amphitheater where the RJ Berger cheerleader seems to be flashing something very close to a nipple slip, very close.

Holiday Hottie

By Jon | May 30, 2011 @ 11:42 am

Ashley Greene so simple, yet so desirable. (Celebuzz)

Another January Jones baby daddy rumor? (HuffPo)

Brooklyn Decker may own the world's hottest body. (FoxNews)

Celebrate Memorial Day with bikini-clad sexy ladies. (TheChive)

Jennifer Lopez sex tape coming soon? (PopEater)

Avril Lavigne desecrates our national pastime. (TMZ)

Jamie Chung, the hottest reason to see Hangover II. (CityRag)

Brittanic Boobage

By Jon | May 4, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Reese Witherspoon flashes her sweet cleavage. (TheSuperficial)

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens honeymoon is over. (Celebuzz)

Brooklyn Decker bikini bonanza. (TheChive)

Malin Akerman wants to teach you a lesson. (CollegeHumor)

Kate Beckinsale looking hot as always. (Celebslam)

Rihanna nipple ring pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

Has Jennifer Lopez booty gotten bigger? (Popoholic)

Viewer Warning: Brooklyn Decker Lingerie Pictures May Induce the Sticky Icky

By Jon | April 20, 2011 @ 11:49 am

Brooklyn Decker Victoria's Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

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Brooklyn Decker is like a supernova in the sextastic universe, exploding in a burst of hot bodied mega-Newtonian ray that nerds in isolated towers millions of light years away will spot and fap themselves to death. At least, that's what I would do. These Brooklyn Decker lingerie pictures for Bare Necessities really provides a Part Deux of ridiculously sexy pictures for the SI Swimsuit star who we got to see topless yesterday, but today, get to shine an ogle light on her hot body and a buttockal region that I literally would walk over hot coals and over-nuked 7-Eleven bean burritos to just get a chance to see the outline of, let alone slather in SPF-Egotastic!. I'm breathless. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker Topless. Yes, Son, This Is Heaven

By Jon | April 19, 2011 @ 8:50 am

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My first thought when I saw these amazing Mark Squires photos of the even more amazing Brooklyn Decker all kinds of sexy and topless was, 'Why is the room spinning out of control?' When I woke up a few hours later with Gretchen waving smell salts beneath my aquiline nasal feature, I had to ask if it was all a dream or if I really had seen the ridiculously hot Brooklyn Decker boobtastic in its bare glory. It was true. I confirmed with a 90-minute blinkless ogle. Wow. Brooklyn Decker topless is how I imagine heaven to be, but even better than puffy white clouds are her full ripe bosom atop her statuesque Nordic form. Now my only concern is somebody letting me in the gates. Enjoy.

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