What's this? Could it be? Do my eyes deceive me, or does Brooke Hogan actually look sexy in these bikini photoshoot pictures? I know the joke about her looking like a man is old, and what not, but clichés are clichés for a reason. But here, I've got to say, I'm not getting that man vibe. I'm getting very masculine woman, but not full on man. But seriously, these are actually pretty hot. From the neck down.
At least it's not pictures of Hulk Hogan rubbing daughter Brooke Hogan's ass.
I was gonna write something about how Brooke Hogan actually looks kind of hot in these pictures from the July issue of Maxim magazine, but then I realized that can't be Brooke Hogan, because the person in those pictures actually looks like a girl. If it really is Brooke, then Maxim must have paid a lot of money for the airbrushers to work their magic, and it looks like they would have needed quite a few heavy-duty spells.
Okay, I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth. I'm not sure what Hulk Hogan thinks he doing here, but that's his daughter, Brooke Hogan's ass that he's rubbing down so hard. He probably just got confused because his girlfriend is the the other blonde, manish-looking girl. It just so happens that she looks EXACTLY like Brooke Hogan. I mean, anyone who was dating a girl who could be his daughter's twin would make the same mistake, right? Seriously, I'm going to throw up.
See if you can tell the two blonde man-ladies apart in the pictures below. I couldn't.
Photo credit: INF Photo
What can you say about Brooke Hogan bikini pictures that won't equate her to a steroid-popping, 250 Lbs lifting, muscle man? Not much, unfortunately. At least she didn't inherit her father's mustache. Not sure about the rest.
Photo credit: INF Photo
I'm not sure exactly what Brooke Hogan is trying to prove in these bikini pictures, but I think it's either A) She can fly, 2) Her breasts are real, 3) She is not actually a man. Sadly, on all 3 counts, she fails.
First of all, valiant effort on the whole trying to fly thing, but gravity's a bitch. It sucks. Second, could Brooke Hogan's breasts be any more fake (he said in a Chandler Bing voice)? And third, lifting a guy up on your back and carrying him around the beach probably isn't the best way to get people to think you are not a dude.
Anyway, I'm not exactly sure what's going on in these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures, but whatever it is, it has me transfixed.
Photo credit: INF Photo
 |
Maryna Linchuk Bikini Pictures Like Sextastic Supermodel Droplets of Fun |
 |
Carmen Ortega Bikini Body Photoshoot Brings Miami Heat to Beverly Hills |
 |
Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Bright Enough to Light My Darkest Desires |
 |
Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures Are Sextastically Nippled in Esquire |
 |
Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures for the Hottest Housewife Exhibition |
Egotastic
Brooke Hogan Nude in Playboy? No, Thanks.
File this one under "I Really Hope Not," and "Do We Really Need to See This?" but we may very well see Brooke Hogan nude in Playboy magazine. I know... The New York Daily News is reporting that Playboy has made an offer to have the She Hulk pose naked, but Brooke hasn't decided yet.
Okay, first of all, I'm pretty sure that Playboy has some kind of form letter that they send out to any and all moderately famous women. Which, of course, begs the question once again, is Brooke Hogan really a woman. Although, I suppose if for no other reason, as a purely academic endeavour, seeing Brooke Hogan naked could finally settle the debate. Still, there are some questions in this world that are better left unanswered.
Now, depending on whether or not you actually think Brooke Hogan is attractive, you'll either use these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures as an inspiration for what her Playboy spread might look like, or be horrified beyond belife, and end up puking in the bathroom. The ones where she's hanging upside down from the tree branch should be particularly effctive.
Photo credit: Fame