Here's my Halloween in a nutshell. My girlfriend dressed as a naughty nurse, tres original, and after a few Ghoul's Liquored Punches at my friend Ervin the Tree's haunted apartment party, I kind of might of kissed the wrong naughty nurse, the one that wasn't my girlfriend. That cost me, that cost me big time. Same story every year on Halloween, all trick, no treat. I lack proper foresight.
I ought stick to what I know, like sexy celebrities at their far superior Halloween parties this past weekend. We've picked out five noteworthy sexy bombs in costumes for our Egotastic! Halloween Ho'Down roundup. These weren't necessarily the sexiest, but the most noteworthy of the all-hallowed saints.
Paris Hilton as a Nipple Slipping Squaw:
Kim Kardashian as Little Red Boobtastic Hood:
The ever-hot Brooke Burke as Shiny Pussy:
J-Woww As A Naughty Schoolgirl With Naughty Bits Showing:
And, Renee Olstead as Oh, I've Died and Gone To Ginger Heaven!: