Brooke Burke

Shoutout to Brooke Burke Hotness; Get Well Soon, Brooke!

A day after a successful cancer surgery, we are nothing but relieved for one of our all-time veteran hottie favorite, Brook Burke.

Hey, the only acceptable way to lose a citizen of Hottieville is by way of excessive doughtnuts (Jessica) or perhaps excessive use of illicit substances (Lindsay). But that’s it. And while Mother Nature is pretty arbitrary in dispensation of illness, we always hope it steers clear of our delicious lady friends. The world needs beautiful women now more than ever.

Take a look at some of our favorite pics of Brooke Burke and see why we get so emotional any time we hear she’s in any kind of danger.

Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures Hot Enough to Melt Beach Volleyball Gold

As much as we’ve been eating up shots of the international young lasses and their fine arses on the Olympic Beach Volleyball sandscape this past week in London, I’d trade them all in and even my room temperature pint of bitter for a sweet and succulent romancing of the forty-year-old mother of twenty-seven kids, Brook Burke, and her tirelessly hot bikini body.

Playing a set of beach volleyball herself this weekend in Malibu, Brooke Burke reminds us that veteran hotness, tight butts, and amazingly fit bikini bodies are right here in our own backyard. So, you can have your Treanor and Walsh, I’ll take Brooke and a soapy loofa sponge and a privacy curtain, please.

Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures Prove That a Floppy Hat and Sunglasses Can Actually Hide Hot Chicks Too

Most definitely include Brooke Burke in our list of super hot celebrity babes who’ve reached 40 with no signs of slowing down in the wood-inducing department. Caught candidly poolside in Miami in her bikini, the sextastic mom of like 19 kids or so just continues to show that age is just a number, like the near perfect 10 of hotness Brooke exudes every time she flashes delicious amounts of skin.

Now we are ever cautious here of the hat-and-big-sunglasses cover-ruse pulled by ladies at the pool and beach; many a time we’ve been in a vacation situation where those disguises come off and we realize that who we thought was the hottie of our dreams turns out to be a girl who unnervingly resembles our grade school janitor, Klaus, but with a woman as smoking as Brooke Burke, rest assured, those hat and glasses coverings are merely there to keep you from man-handling yourself to death at the sight of her tanned goodness. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Brooke Burke Dines Out At Madeo Restaurant in a Form-fitted Purple Dress

Battle Vegas Pimping: Brooke Burke MILFtastic vs. Katrina Bowden Sextastic

Hotter Pimpstress?

You know we love when our favorite sweet-looking celebs head to Vegas for some major paid-gig pimping of shizz they care nothing about, but damn, they look so happy and hot promoting in Sin City.

This past weekend, Brooke Burke, simply one of the world’s hottest moms of like eleventeen children, donned the brightly colored Vegas-gown to pit her good looks against underrated blonde temptress:

Katrina Bowden who was down the strip, with us wishing she would have stripped out of that slinky red dress. She’s like sex in a can and we’re trying desperately to pop the top:

Which pimpstress vixen reigns supreme? So very tough to decide between two items of pure deliciousness. Enjoy.

Brooke Burke Unveils Vegas Magazine Cover