It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.
You know we love when our favorite sweet-looking celebs head to Vegas for some major paid-gig pimping of shizz they care nothing about, but damn, they look so happy and hot promoting in Sin City.
This past weekend, Brooke Burke, simply one of the world’s hottest moms of like eleventeen children, donned the brightly colored Vegas-gown to pit her good looks against underrated blonde temptress:
Katrina Bowden who was down the strip, with us wishing she would have stripped out of that slinky red dress. She’s like sex in a can and we’re trying desperately to pop the top:
Which pimpstress vixen reigns supreme? So very tough to decide between two items of pure deliciousness. Enjoy.
I’m not sure how many voodoo charms or sacrificed animals (or people) this is taking, but Brooke Burke and her eternal hotness must continue on. The forty-year old TV personality and model and just super hot mom looks like college aged hottie in these exclusive outtakes from her fitness magazine photoshoot. I can never remember if she’s had like eleven or eighty-five kids or something like that, but she’s obviously been put on this planet with some form of advanced genetics to lead the species into its next significant round of evolution. Which, for the record, if all the women start looking like Brooke Burke, is going to be a seriously overpopulated planet.
I’m ready to make baby #37 with Brooke Burke right this…yep, right now. Enjoy.
Thank heavens for sexy celebrities you undressed in your fantasies more than a decade ago still being hot today
Brooke Burke at 40 still haunts my every waking naughty dreams. There’s really no slowing down this super fit sextastic celebrity with the legs and the body and the hither may come eyes. Oh, yeah, she may have changed her last name recently and she may be the mom of like seventeen kids, but that doesn’t take away from us the right to imagine Brooke, a bikini, a deserted island, and the powerful instincts of nature to produce even more offspring in the thatched roof hut we learned how to build on Discovery Channel.
Oh, Brooke, it’s been a ten-year long, up and down ride, I hope it never ends. Enjoy.
2011 continues to be the Year of the MILF, in no small part recently due to the extended St. Barth’s bikini vacation of one very hot mama, Brooke Burke, and her long time boyfriend and new husband who kindly steps out of the picture frames for our telescopic fantastiques. I’d call Brooke Burke inhumanly hot if it weren’t for the very human feelings that swell up inside about seeing her amazingly hot veteran celeb body, the boobtastic, the butt-side funside, the entire package of hot -PTA-mom in a bikini delights. Whatever it is you do to keep looking this way, Brooke, please double it. Enjoy.