We had a little scare there with our belusted super MILF Brooke Burke last year, but if he was ever gone, and she never was from our lust-filled hearts, the mom of like eighteen children is back and better than ever in tight stretch pants and a sports bra showing that 42 is the new ‘oh, my god, I want to see you nekkid so badly’.
Brooke Burke has always been a fine workout specimen. What amazes most is just how long she’s been able to keep that dream body of hers looking so damn good. It’s probably lots of sweat and hard work and other things I can’t personally abide, but I’m so damn glad Brooke does. She looks incredibly healthy to me. Naturally, I’d need to conduct a more thorough inspection before I sign off on anything stating so. We could start beneath those stretch pants, just for expediency sake. Enjoy.
It was quite a weekend for blessed yoga pants on some of our most sextastic favorite celebrities. All the ladies are wearing this wonderful wardrobe invention nowadays, flashing booty and camel toe and lots of fun toned leg sights in betwixt. Julianna Hough (above) looked downright edible in her stretch pants over the weekend, but was it enough to conquer the likes of V.S. model Alessandra Ambrosio in hers…
Or to tackle super MILFtastic veteran Brooke Burke?
Bless you, whoever created stretch pants and convinced hot women to start wearing them openly out and about. It’s really one of the greatest social advances of our lifetimes.
You can count on two things when a sextastic celebrity. One, they will wear a stupid hat to prevent the sun from touching their skin, you know, despite the fact that they’ve traveled to a foreign beach resort to be under the hot sun. And two, we will capture them from a good distance and our tree lined telescopic lenses. So, without further ado, the beautiful, delicious, and all around veteran MILFtastic hottie Brooke Burke, somewhat blurry, but in a bikini, never out of our lust-fileld focus.
Brooke has borne something close to twenty-seven children, but still always looks amazing. If we had sharper images, you could examine her hot mommy perfection more closely. But I’d use the low resolution to fill in the blanks with your imagination of a sweet maternal figure needing a break from the kids, perhaps a bubble bath with my oversized loofah for 45 minutes? I assure you, Brooke, I shall not miss a spot. Oh, we do so love Brooke Burke. Enjoy.
We had quite a scare there this past year with Brooke Burke and cancer. But she came through it with flying healthy colors, and is back in black and flashing camel toe betwixt her blessed yoga stretch pants on her way out of class.
Now, I’m no doctor, though I do pretend to be one when out at bars hitting on women, so I’m pretty certain that a vibrant camel toe is a sure sign of good health on a woman. At least, that’s what I tell the girls outside the gym who naively let me inspect because I’m wearing a white lab coat with a stethoscope around my neck. Seeing it certainly makes me feel more alive.
Glad to have you and your ‘toe’ back to full strength, Brooke. Bless you. Enjoy.
We were worried there for a bit end of last year as one of our favorite veteran hotties and mother of like seventeen children, Brooke Burke had a little run in with the Big C. But, apparently, surgery and elsewise all went smashingly and our belusted Brooke is back to being one of the motherly vixens with the hot body we most definitely love to leer.
To drive home her happily healthful condition, Brooke strutted about Malibu over the weekend in her sports bra top, reminding everybody that even after a bushel full of puppies birthed and a few veteran years on her body, you know you still want her badly. Well, I know I do. Welcome back, Brooke. Enjoy.
Let’s be real. Moms make the holidays. The food, the presents, the decorations, paddleboarding Uncle Stu who goes off his low-carb diet at the Yuletide. Moms got it going on at Christmas.
And you know our fondness for all things hot mama, MILFtastic, and otherwise passion-inducing ladies who have experienced the miracle of childbirth, and whose gynecological exams we’d like to undertake without aid of medical instrument, or lights for that matter. Well, we figured Christmas time made perfect sense to celebrate sextastic mommies like Heidi Klum, Brooke Burke, Miranda Kerr, and so many other child-bearing hotties who give us the maternal chills all year long.
Check out our list and see if your Ay, Mami! favorite made the mommy cut.