There are two pieces of advice my father gave me I hold dear to this day. The first was to take the time to stop and smell the roses. The second was to grow up and go find a place of my own to live. When you’re nine stuff your dad says leaves an impression on you. In honor of the former, today I wanted to stop and smell the Spandex covered booties. We see so much hot celebrity asstastic in stretchy shorts and leggings I feel we sometimes take this modern trend of awesome quite for granted. It would have us killed in certain parts of this globe. Her, it’s just killing us kindly.
Delve into Rihanna, Michelle Lewin, Brooke Burke and others flashing beautiful cans of all Tinsel Town ages. Hip hip hurrah for the sweet seat meat and the manner in which it cushions our hearts and other vital organs. Enjoy.
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Well, you know I had to share. Thanks more than kindly to EgoReader ‘Zevon’ for making my morning, afternoon, and possibly decade with this unabashed and undressed looked at Brooke Burke from nearly twenty years ago, flashing her mammaries for all kinds of black and white tickled all over feelings. Wow. I’ll be the first to tell you how Brooke Burke is the most incredibly hot MILF these decades and eighty-seven children later. I’d still shank any one of you in the showers for five minutes of extra conjugal time with current day Brooke. But Brooke Burke in her 20′s flashing her ridiculously hot body and stellar bare tubes? Wow again. There’d be no limits to the measures I’d take to fondle softly with all my heart and soul and hands and an opposable joints I could employ.
Brooke Burke has always been an incredibly sextastic model and TV personality and lust of my life. For those who weren’t sure what all the fuss was about, fuss away. Sometimes you need to go back to the beginning to see why your ends are so damn tingly every time you ogle Brooke. This is making me so very happy. Enjoy.
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The eternally lovely Brooke Burke was looking her usual hot MILF self on her way to work out in Malibu. She was wearing a sports bra and tight workout pants. First of all, her boobage looks amazing. She’s got some pretty bangin’ cleavage, as no one says anymore. I’m not sure how she stayed up doing Dancing With The Stars with those sweater hams pulling her down to Earth. But it is perhaps in the area of her bare mid-riff that we truly see her best asset. You could do laundry on those washboard abs. She’s in really good shape. Maybe ballroom dancing is really good exercise. I would try it myself to shed a few pounds except for the fact that I am physically incapable of dancing and not looking like a huge moron.
What I do know is that Brooke and her abs makes me want be a better person, or at the very least stare at the for half an hour.
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Brooke Burke is simply outstanding. I can’t imagine anything this veteran MILF could do that isn’t alluring and breathtaking and causing many a young man to dream of helping her bring in the groceries.
Brooke’s latest achievement features her largely bare hot body in Shape magazine where the mom of approximately thirty-seven children shows off her toned, taut, and alluring female form mostly I guess to make everybody else jealous. Or inspire them. Or just make them want to find a private place where they can think about Brooke tucking them into bed at night with a goodnight kiss. Open mouth preferably. Enjoy.
The classic hall of fame hottie Brooke Burke was spotted in tights and workout gear buying fruit and whatnot at the Malibu Farmer’s Market. She was sporting a pair of very tight tights. There is a bit of the toe of the camel to be had in the front and booty cleft hugging action in the back. I applaud her initiative in wearing such revealing pants. She also had on a sports bra top and tank that could barely conceal her mammoth jubblies. I’m not entirely sure that these clothes are good for exercising in, but then again, who cares? As the philosopher David Lee Roth once said, “It’s not what you do that matters it’s how good you looked.” Words to live by, Diamond Dave. If that’s the case than Brooke has no problems because she looks hot as F.
I wish people looked like that at my farmer’s market. Here it’s just a bunch of Brooklyn hipsters trying to pick out kale for their “like, totally fetch kale salad” or whatever. If more people there looked like Brooke Burke at the farmer’s market I wouldn’t avoid it like a case of the herp.
Like that fine wine, Brooke Burke is only getting hotter and I want to steal her off the shelves and gulp her down with gusto while the sommelier runs about wondering where his claret has gone.
Brooke was out and about in Malibu over the weekend, showing her tremendous progress back to 110% body health and lust inducement, with strong arms I want to grab me and make me do horrible things that I read about in all those stranger danger books as a child. Just look at those motherly mamms packed barely into her Spandex top. I’m sure there are some downsides to Brooke being your mom, like fighting off all the handsy oglers, but I’d take that deal in a second. No offense to my own mum, I just want a tummy rub from Brooke for a couple or three nights. Enjoy.
When I see Brooke Burke, that song I Will Always Love You comes into my head as I imagine finding a sitter for Brooke’s thirteen to twenty-two kids she has birthed and renting a room for two at some upscale roadside motel. You know, the kind that breaks the $49,95 price barrier I usually restrict myself too with ordinary dates. Brooke Burke is hardly ordinary, the 40-something MILF showing off her toned body, recovered from all that child making, not to mention a scare with cancer, just still lust-inducing exceptional showing off for a Skechers ad shoot in Los Angeles.
Hot women don’t get older, they only get more worldly and desirable. Brooke Burke is the classic example of a woman more smoking than ever before. And I’m not just saying that so she’ll choose me to be her boy toy on the side. I don’t want to ruin her marriage, just make it better by taking pressure off her husband to satisfy her sexual peaking years desires. I am a helper. Enjoy.