Brittany Murphy

WTF Happened to Brittany Murphy’s Face!?

First of all, let me make some clear. I hate Brittany Murphy. I think she’s annoying, idiotic, and most of all, ugly. But holy crap has she taken it to a whole new level! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone (at least no one in their 20s) go out and ruin their face to the point that she has. It’s really a clear example of what people do when they have too much time, too much money, and not enough self esteem (or intelligence).

Granted, the fact that she was really hard to look at in the first place may have been the impetus for going under what must have been one big, jagged, and rusty knife, but unless that’s the look she asked for (which sadly may be the case), her surgeon better have one hell of a good malpractice policy.

Now, if there are any young women in Hollywood reading this (and I know there are), I have one thing to say to you, so listen good. STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! Let Brittany Murphy’s tragic (?) disfigurement be a lesson. Don’t let this happen to you.

Don’t listen to those people telling you to make your nose smaller, or your lips bigger, or stuff plastic in your chest, or do any of those gross, lame, and desperate things to get attention. It’s not worth it. Because next time it could be you looking like you just went ten rounds with a cartoon kangaroo. And lost.

Seriously. Stop.

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