Taylor Swift hits the beach. (HuffPo)
Anne Hathaway would rather be naked. (FoxNews)
The world through beer goggles. (CollegeHumor)
Reese Witherspoon gives modeling a try. (TheFABlife)
Bikini bodies galore. (TheChive)
Model, Angela Martini wears a teeny bikini. (GlobalGrind)
Britney Spears wants you to stay after class. (TheSuperficial)
I swear, it's muscle memory. Like riding a bike or forgetting to lift the seat when you take a whizz, it's all muscle memory. And while much of the world laughed when older, fuller-bodied Britney Spears launched her Femme Fatale Tour, including yours truly, well, in your face, because Britney Spears definitely flipped the inner-sextastic switch, hit a new gear about halfway through her concert tour. Britney actually seems to be getting fitter and sexier and finding her old moves as the tour moves along. Who knows, by the final dates, she may be trim and making out with chicks again on stage. It's all there, she just needed to find it again. Enjoy.
Okay, let's be honest. Britney Spears ain't what she used to be. Her tours eight to ten years ago were the hottie stuff of legends. But, make no mistake, this Femme still has a dose of Fatale left in her blonde body. When you consider she's produced offspring and gone through a couple Fugue states in the interim, really not too shabby. No, I don't mean the music, still utterly craptastic, but the stage show and sextastic spirit. It's all still there, buried beneath some McDonald's late-nights and effects of Father Time, but I contend, all still there. Enjoy.
Audrina Patridge can barely contain her boobage. (Celebuzz)
Demi Lovato and Jojo squeeze close together. (Idolator)
Jessica Simpson shows her serious, serious curves. (HuffPo)
There can be only one Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)
Paris Hilton gets pissed. (GossipCenter)
Is Britney Spears jealous of her MILF mom? (GossipCop)
Happy birthday, Gisele Bundchen! (TheChive)
Say what you will about Britney Spears Part Deux, but even when you take the ultra-hot out of the pop diva, you can never take away her sextastic stagecraft. Sure, this isn't Britney of ten years ago. But, my eyes aren't what they were ten years ago either, so, it all still works out to fishnet stocking, rump shaking, and cleavage baring quite delightfulness, assuming of course you can turn down the volume on the actual music. Enjoy.
Kate Middleton gets a little wet. (SocialiteLife)
Elisabetta Canalis is ready to mingle. (HuffPo)
Audrina Patridge wearing bikinis. (FoxNews)
Miley Cyrus pictures from down under. (Celebuzz)
Sofia Vergara asstastic is caliente. (Celebslam)
Britney Spears sexy new music video. (GossipCop)
Hot tubs. Hotter chicks. (Break)
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Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing
(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)
30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.
Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.