Britney Spears

Britney Spears Brings Out the Big Guns for Northern Europe (VIDEO)

I'll say this for Britney Spears, she kept all the outfits from her 2002 tour, though perhaps not the exact same body. Still, the more mature, full bodied version of the original young pop princess has been ramping up her Femme Fatale show internationally, traveling through the fjords of late to bring her boobs and pony show to the great tribes of Northern Europe, and still bringing tears to the eyes of many girls, and an occasional case of Norwegian wood along the way.

Say what you want about the effect of time and cheeseburgers upon Ole Brit, she's still got game. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out the concert clip after the jump. I think it's a song called 'S&M' or something but it seems to be about riding bikes, but mostly just check out Britney close-up on stage flashing her cans.)

Check Out Britney Live and Juggy on Femme Fatale Tour »

Shakira, Britney Spears, and Fergie Highlight Sexy Veteran Diva Weekend (VIDEO)

Well, say what you will about the aging of the pop diva hotties, but Shakira remains for me the world's hottest midget, Britney Spears has made a comeback that may not be 100%, but certainly far more than most people thought possible when she launched the Femme Fatale tour in May, and, Fergie, while she definitely has been looking like her non-stop two-year world tour with the Black-Eyed Peas has taken its toll, she still stepped up big for the big time show in Central Park over the weekend. Check out the divas, pick your favorite, pick your second favorite, and your third, mash them all together in one backstage fantasy pass. Enjoy.

Check Out Britney Spears in Concert in Hungary Over the Weekend »

A Tzar is Born

Britney Spears sexes up the Russian stage. (Idolator)

Christina Hendricks heats up the red carpet. (Celebuzz)

Molly Sims bites the dust. (HuffPo)

Julianne Hough vs. Lacey Schwimmer: Bikini body battle. (FoxNews)

Selena Gomez gets Euro trashy. (Celebuzz)

Vanessa Hudgens flashes some flesh. (theFABlife)

Jennifer Lopez is in full-out party girl mode. (GossipCop)

Are these the 100 best celebrity bikini photos of 2011? You be the judge. (Complex)

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen Bendable, Joanna Krupa Nekkid, Britney Spears Upskirt, Poppy Montgomery Topless, and Belen Rodriguez Asstastic

 

We literally have the best readers on the Internet. I'm not kidding, we've done some scientific research and you guys turn out to be the smartest, classiest, perv-hiding men and women online in any forum. You can't knock science. Of course, I've well-known this fact without any need for computer calculations; I can just sense awesome, most especially when it comes in the form of your amazing contributions to our communal pot o' hot celebrity stank ala our weekly Reader Finds.

This week's contributions from with-out include a naughty new glimpse at Taylor Momsen up to some old body tricks, Joanna Krupa sweet and classically nekkid, Britney Spears this past week flashing some fun looking panties, a topless investigation of Poppy Montgomery, and an homage to the super fine butt belonging to Belen Rodriguez.

Foxtrot

Kristin Cavallari exposes her dancing legs. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Scherzinger gives a boobtastic interview. (HuffPo)

Lea Michele is ready to mingle. (FoxNews)

Amanda Seyfried in oh so short shorts. (Celebuzz)

To Russia, with love. (TheChive)

Britney Spears becomes a criminal. (theFABlife)

Oh, hi Eliza Doolittle sideboob. (GossipCop)

Britney Spears Goes Green to Announce Her Domination of the Blue Planet

Britney Spears took to the Old Country to announce plans for her world domination tour, which basically means she brings her costume dance act to fifty-seven more countries beyond the U.S. where she's currently been touring her Femme Fatale summer comeback, meaning, more time in the gym, less time in the McDonald's drive-thru window.

Personally, I give Britney big props for coming back after the years off, the bouts with full-on crazy, and the love life ups and way downs. It's not easy to strap on the decade-old Spanx and start grinding your ass back in the face of a brand new generation of teenagers, hungry for all new dramatic lights and explosion filled lip-synched dance numbers. It's easy to sit back in the La-Z-Boy and feast your eyes on the 60-inch plasma tuned to MTV and watch all the youngin's do it for you. But Brit got back out there, either for the money or love of her craft, or, you know, money, and now she's coming to a country near you. And even less huffing and puffing than when she first opened up her comeback tour four months ago. Egotastic! has your backside covered, Brit. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Britney Spears hoisting a big-arse gun in on-set candids from her Criminal music video at OK magazine. )

Miami Heat

D-Wade's hottie girl, Gabrielle Union, flashes her bikini chops (Celebuzz)

Britney Spears squats down to bear fruit. (WWTDD)

HURL WARNING: Kris Jenner wants all three Kardashian sisters inseminated ASAP. (TheSuperficial)

Coco flashes skin in a bikini two sizes too small, or is she two sizes too big? (SocialiteLife)

Jessica Alba takes her new milky puppies out for their first walk. (Popoholic)

Elisha Cuthbert is back with big rack attack. (DrunkenStepfather)

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