Britney Spears

Britney Spears Wears a Black Wig for Fantasy Twist

Stop the eau de toilette presses! Britney Spears has reinvented the celebrity stank category by taking her two 'Fantasy' line odorifics, and merging them into one convenient ball of two separate, but equally rash-inducing scents. That's right ladies, now you can have one Britney smell for up top, where a man might lean in to kiss you, and one Britney scent for the bottom, where Kevin Federline used to mack Britney after a sixer of Old Milwaukee. How better to feel like a woman than to smell like Britney all-over?

We must admit, we are kind of digging the black mop top wig Britney wore for her pimping photoshoot for her now 2-in-1 celebrity aroma. A little dress-up game never hurt the old naughty fantasy making machine, and Britney as a mysterious brunette? Yeah, we can definitely work with that. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Bikini Pics Herself to Prove She’s Hot Once More

'Take that!' says Britney Spears to her detractors who say she's gotten lumpy and soft since her mental and career breakdowns of a few years ago.

The Mouseketeer turned red hot diva turned crazy-ass chick with a gun turned back to worldwide recording artist wants the world to know she's hardly ready to give up her crown, such as it may be, as she posted a stunning hot picture of herself in a white bikini at the beach over the weekend.

Personally, we've never stopped with our Britney dreams, even during the heightened lunacy periods, but, then, we do have a thing for paranoid delusional girls with shaved heads, we never really would've lost our virginity if it weren't for that category of wacky women. But, we know many of you need more convincing, so check out Britney's latest pic and see if you're ready to let the lust back in. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Cleaving In From Hawaii

Okay, it's telescopic, but thanks to purple bikini technology, we've managed to get a first glimpse of pop diva Britney Spears in her bikini on her current vacation with her former agent who I think is her husband now, but, regardless, it's Britney Spears bikini photos.

I know some of you out there are hard on Britney, or hard for... you get the idea, we happen to think Britney is looking better now than she has in years. Maybe it's because she's off the psych meds and off the Mickey D's Value Meals, but Brit may just be back. We'll need a few more closer-in bikini pics before rendering final judgement. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Brings Two Wonderful Assets to Her X-Factor Judgeship

It's not like Britney Spears is without talent. In fact, Egotastic! was one of the few sites out there applauding Britney for venturing out last year on her Dances With Elephants worldwide concert tour, or whatever it was named, something like that. Yeah, a little zoftig in the middle after seven or eight years of batshit crazy binge eating, but she did manage to pull it all together and give those screaming teens and foreign middle-aged men their ticket price worth of entertainment.

So, when Britney got tapped to be a judge on X-Factor, and a lot of people out there were questioning her qualifications to judge a music talent show, or, really be the judge of anything, we were and are quick to defend Britney once again. We see true judicial talent in Britney. In fact, we saw two pieces of this talent nearly falling out of her red dress today on the way to a show taping. As long as those faptastic chest gavels are still banging, we're still supporting our Britney. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Shows Up To Her First Day at Work In Tight Short Pink Dress

Everybody gets a little nervous on their first day at the new job. It's just kind of a feel it out, how should I dress and look and act kind of time. But Britney Spears nailed it pretty good in her new X-Factor judges gig, in a tight short pink dress that just about speaks to why Britney Spears is on the show -- eye candy.

Of course, the girl is going to get a little catty in her wardrobe now that Demi Lovato has also signed on in this sort of combination judge's table slash psych clinic that the X-Factor has geared up for Season Two of the show that seems to have no purpose really other than to extract even more money from teen girls. But I suppose making money is a purpose unto itself. And Britney in tight pink, that's a good way to get the wallets open. Enjoy.

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Super Short, Super Tight, Super Low Cut White Dress — Britney Spears Is Back!

Okay, so much of this is smoke and mirrors (and makeup and Spanx and ropes and harnesses and a four-day starvation diet) but still, Britney Spears looked undeniably former-Britney-esque as the good moneymaking folks at Fox brought the former world superstar out for show at the Fox Upfronts to announce her as the new X-Factor judge.

Now, I must admit, I watched ten minutes of last season's X-Factor before suffering both a migraine from the rapid camera movements and the startling commencement of a menstrual cycle by the time the fifth contestant broke down in sobbing tears, I'm not sure I can go through that bloody headache again. But I might just have to figure out a way to watch Britney if she's going to be doing a cleavage and upskirt-potential show week in and week out, and lay off the Burger King runs in betwixt.

When Britney is on, she's still on, IMHO. Enjoy.