Egotastic
I know we have a core contingent of die-hard Brenda Song fans who are going to be very happy today with the arrival of Brenda's somewhat revealing, all grown up photos in Bello magazine. Not that they are spectacularly racy, but the unsung Disney starlet hottie rarely shows skin of any kind, so this is kind of a coup under the faptastic surprise category.
Brenda Song is like the quiet storm of hotness. Never showy, not flashy, but so many of our readers do so love her every move. Maybe it's her Asian-American ethnic roots, or just her bosomy innocent junior librarian thing, but some of you are definitely owners of some pretty advanced Brenda Song shrines in your homes and apartments. More than understandable. Enjoy.
Brenda Song Booty in Blessed Stretch Pants Is Worth Phoning Home About
Oh, sure, Brenda Song. You make a call, make a couple calls, act like you don't know we're all staring at your booty exhibited in tight stretch pants leaving the gym. You might say, 'Oh, stop staring' and I might point out that you are wearing sheer, wicked tight, asstastic hugging workout pants that a couple hundred years ago would've seen you burned at the stake for witchery.
Modern times have been good for women and for the men who love them. Let us cherish our unique synergy. You get to show off your perfectly sweet bottomside. We get to look and appreciate and occasionally thro flowers like you're an amazing figure skater. We all have our part to play. Your buttocks has a killer role. Enjoy.
BRENDA DOESN'T GIVE US A TON TO WORK WITH, BUT IT WORKS WELL ENOUGH