Blake Lively

Gwyneth Paltrow and Blake Lively Go Toe to Toe, Err, Upskirt to Upskirt

Well, not often you get two blonde veterans of the sextastic wars to flash some upskirt on the same day, across the Atlantic, and not precisely sure what Blake Lively is actually wearing, perhaps Spanx, nevertheless, it's some kind of sign from the Egotastic! above when Blake and Gwyneth Paltrow nearly simultaneously provide a glimpse up and under their dresses.

Gwyneth was leaving some foufou party in London when try as she may, and she tried to clamp those legs together but good, we still got a teensy tiny view into her Goop, private members only area. And, Blake, well, we know in the privacy of her trailer, the lady doth like to take some naughty photos. But, in this case, it was just a burst of Mother Nature on the set of Gossip Girl providing a momentary PG-rated show. An omen of things to come perhaps? We can only hope. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Amanda Seyfried knows how to handle a gun. (Popoholic)

New Heather Morris shoot packs a punch. (HuffPo)

Lake Bell thinks you'll like her orgy. (FoxNews)

Lindsay Lohan and Mena Suvari catfight. (TMZ)

Jojo tweets yet another provocative photo. (DrunkenStepfather)

The world's shortest train. (CollegeHumor)

Blake Lively looking particularly hot. (TheSuperficial)

Blake Lively And Any Sign of Her Cell Phone Camera Makes Me Tingly With Anticipation

The sight of sextastic wonderment Blake Lively and her never-ending legs toting a cell phone (with camera, natch) around the set of Gossip Girl probably has me a more giddy with anticipation than is healthy for a mentally stable pretending adult male, but, dammit, I want more private shots of Blake's private spots. That birthmark treasure mapping of Blake Lively's delicious body back in June was downright delectable. Alas, perhaps the Green Lantern actress and latest DiCaprio beard has lost her penchant for self-publishing photos, so we'll have to peek at Blake the old-fashioned way, for now at least. But, keep hope alive, old habits are very hard to break. Enjoy.

Kat Calling

Jennifer Lawrence Hunger Games pictures. (HuffPo)

Lacey Schwimmer bikini hotness. (Celebuzz)

Zoe Saldana shows quite a bit of leg. (SocialiteLife)

Ashley Tisdale keeps her body toned. (GossipCenter)

Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, is set to get nekkid. (TMZ)

Good 'ol fashioned Charlize Theron nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

Blake Lively in a short, sexy dress. (Popoholic)

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.

Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.

Blake Lively Induces Savage Feelings Within

Oddly, I think I'm less in love with Blake Lively now that I've seen the goods. Such a typical male I suppose, but the wait was incredible, the build up spine-tingling, and the reveal, oh, well, amazing. But now, I think maybe I'm waiting for an encore of some kind. Make no mistake about it, Blake Lively is still one super hot celebrity. Seen here on the set of her new film The Savages, clearly, I'd give my right nut (my left one I'm donating to science) just for the chance to know the guy who cleans her hairbrush. But there's something missing. I can't help it, I miss the nudes. Enjoy.

What the Flux

Adrianne Curry thrown out of Comic-Con for risque costume. (HuffPo)

Adriana Lima and other celebs who kept their V-Cards. (FoxNews)

Blake Lively looking hot on set. (Celebuzz)

Kaley Couco new gig. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton reunited and it feels so good. (TMZ)

Bill Nye the Science Guy breaks bad. (CollegeHumor)

Leighton Meester mama drama. (TheSuperficial)