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Bijou Phillips Bikini Malfunction

Well, what do we have here? It's Bijou Phillips' bikini bottoms falling off! I'd prefer it if her bikini top was falling off, but frankly, I'll take what I can get. Anyway, if you want to see some Bijou Phillips ass crack (and who doesn't!?), click the pics below.

Bijou Phillips Nude: Topless and Headless on the Hostel 2 Poster

 

Don't look for the new poster for Hostel II at your local cinema, or bus stop shelter, because it probably won't be there. The reason for that, of course, is that it features Bijou Phillips nude, holding her own head.

Talk about going topless. Wacka Wacka!

But really, this is a pretty cool poster, and I don't even like horror movies. I do, however like Bijou Phillips naked, so we'll see how this one goes.

And for more of Bijou Phillips naked, check out this Bijou Phillips nude video from Havoc.

Michelle Trachtenberg Gets Nicole Richie’s Sloppy Seconds

Saying Hollywood is kind of an incestuous place is like saying George Bush is the best at public speaking. Whether it's Lindsay Lohan trying to steal Paris Hilton's boyfriend, or Nicole Hilton dating Mischa Barton's ex, or Angelina Jolie going where Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, and many many more have gone, it's pretty safe to say that in Hollywood, six degrees of separation is usually three degrees at best.

So when Page Six reports that Michelle Trachtenberg is hooking up with DJ AM, the one time (actually two time) fiancé of Nicole Richie, really isn't that surprising. That doesn't make it any less gross, though.

There was no doubt in the minds of revelers at Stereo the other night that DJ AM had moved on from his long relationship with Nicole Richie. The disc-spinner invited hottie actress Michelle Trachtenberg into the deejay booth where the cozy pair were seen billing and cooing. Trachtenberg, in a sexy red, low-cut top, later fired up the crowd by dirty-dancing with Bijou Philips, but she left in the wee hours with DJ AM.

I can understand why some celebrities might get their fair share of play around Hollywood, but why all these C, D, E and F-Listers are continuously hooking up with each other in some pathetic attempt to raise their profile is beyond me. And DJ AM? The guy was attracted to Nicole Richie. What can that really say about you?

Now, tell me more about Michelle and Bijou Philips...

More sexy Michelle Tractenberg pics after the jump.

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Stitches, Tattoos, Meds, and Sean Lennon: Lindsay Lohan has Been Busy

It's been a little while since my last Lindsay Lohan update, so I thought I'd cram it all into one post, and get it done with.

First off, Lindsay Lohan got ten "stitches" in her "leg" at a "London" "hospital" on "Friday" after "slipping" down the "stairs," and "cutting" her "leg" on a "teacup," reports Star magazine. What's with all the quotes, you ask? Well, these days you can never be sure if Lindsay Lohan was admitted to the hospital for stitches, exhaustion, or an honest-to-goodness, straight up overdose. In fact, you can't even really be sure that she was admitted to the hospital. But this time, it was her mom that revelead the news. So we're supposed to trust it. But I don't. I think It's all a big conspiracy.

In other Lindsay Lohan news, it would appear that our little Lindsay is none too bright. Contact Music reports that following her last trip to the hospital for an asthma attack, Lindsay has tattooed the word "breathe" on her wrist, saying "The attack was a big deal, so I wanted to commemorate it on my body as a reminder." Wow, that's deep. I didn't know Lindsay was so deep.

Lindsay is also trying to quit smoking. But it's been hard, what with being asthmatic and all. So now she's taking anti-smoking medications to deal with her habit, according to FemaleFirst.

And last (for now), The Post Chronicle is reporting that Bijou Phillips is none too happy with rumours of Lindsay Lohan dating Sean Lennon. Phillips was overheard at an L.A. nightclub saying "Lindsay Lohan, dating Sean? How could he! How could he stand to be with her?" Lennon and Phillips had previously dated for 4 years.

More Nude Anne Hathaway Havoc Videos

Havoc, starring Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips comes out on DVD November 29. That really feels like a long way off right now. You can check out the DVD cover, or you can check out the videos below. Of course, these clips are only meant to encourage you to buy the DVD when it comes out. Stealing movies is bad.

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