(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)
30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.
Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.
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Destiny’s Child
Beyonce gets knocked up. (HuffPo)
Bar Refaeli bikini twitpics. (Popoholic)
A really crappy job. (CollegeHumor)
Hilary Duff makes money by sitting on her butt. (TheFABlife)
Nicki Minaj crashes Taylor Swift concert. (GossipCop)
An asstastic salute to Kim Kardashian. (Celebslam)
And Nickie Minaj has been hanging with Rihanna too. (GossipOnThis)
Courtney Stodden is one year older, still jailbait. (dListed)