Beyonce

Beyonce Starts Showing the Obvious and Ogle-Worthy Signs of Mamahood

Pregnancy has been good to Beyonce in one way, make that two ways, two plumping ways she was certainly not shy about showing off over the weekend in a low cut dress that pressed and pushed her burgeoning boobtastic like a Hamilton Beach milkshake maker. We've been waiting a while for this moment to come, since the Beyonce and Jay-Z merger of two mega-music acts and the eventual by-product of serious boot-knocking. Beyonce with even bigger funbags and a penchant for exhibition, this could be a good pregnancy for all of us. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Cameron Diaz gets wild in London. (GossipCenter)

New Beyonce video. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively and other celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (FoxNews)

Hot chicks in bikinis. (TheChive)

Kelly Rowland bikini body. (DrunkenStepfather)

Victoria Justice and other hot (and legal) girls. (Ranker)

Rachel Bilson looking damn good and whatnot. (Popoholic)

West End

Cheryl Cole sexes up London Town. (GossipCenter)

Evan Rachel Wood swings both ways. (HuffPo)

Rihanna and the hottest ladies in Hollywood. (FoxNews)

Beyonce and other celebrity nipple slips. (TheFrisky)

Elisabetta Canalis gets around. (TMZ)

Fashion shows are way more fun when the clothes are see-through. (DrunkenStepfather)

Scarlett Johansson out in NYC. (Popoholic)

Weekend Links

Newly released Kim Kardashian honeymoon bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)

Rihanna gets inked up. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan pisses off her boyfriend's wife. (FoxNews)

Elizabeth Hurley might be an answer for Guess the Celebrity Cleavage Game. (Celebuzz)

Double the Fergie. Double the fun. (Idolator)

Vanessa Hudgens brings the heat in short shorts. (Popoholic)

Knocked up Beyonce hits the red carpet. (LaineyGossip)

Beyonce Pregnant and Hot and Pimping the Stink

I can't really keep track of which celebrity is pimping which 'groundbreaking' fragrance these days; considering all these spray-on stanks are produced in the exact same factory, it's hard to get excited. Besides, maybe this is just personal, but I don't want my lady smelling like chemically-reconstructed lavender, I like the smell of double-doubles from In & Out Burger, when is that going to be available in an Eau de toilette?

But I digress. Because Beyonce, being all with child, and with hotness, looked absolutely lust-to-the-max inducing last night at her turn at the odorific money-making machine, flashing her ride 'em legs and what will promise to be an ever-swelling bosom these next many months. Smells all good from down here. Enjoy.

Ready for this Jelly

Beyonce bikini pictures prove she's knocked up. (TMZ)

Reese Witherspoon leggy new magazine spread. (HuffPo)

Irina Shayk dons some hot lingerie. (FoxNews)

Michael Bay has a hot new model girlfriend. (COED)

Kelly Brook and Emma Watson class it up. (DrunkenStepfather)

How to make bowling fun. (CollegeHumor)

Is Gwyneth Paltrow sleeping around? (TheSuperficial)

Beyonce Decked Out and All Kinds of Curvy Sexy in Harper’s Bazaar

If you look for just a moment at these super sextastic dolled-up photos of Beyonce in Harper's Bazaar UK, you too would likely feel the urge to make her 'with child' in as delightful a boot-knocking manner as possible. Beyonce is for all the guys out there who appreciate a woman with curves and a body that requires arms and hands and legs to cover all bases, not a woman you can wrap your single mitt around like a mop pole.

Here's to curvy, sexy, now preggo women like Beyonce, who represent for hourglass bodies, plump booties, strong legs, and something fierce and mysterious beneath their fashions. Enjoy.

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