It’s the season of giving, and so our favorite sextastic celebrities just keep on giving us bikini shots, butt shots, hot cleavage shots, and anything and everything they can to produce the desired effect of wanton lust. I’m always up for a little more wanton lust in my life. It’s also Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition final production time, so we’ve got some sweet sweet teases from this year’s photoshoot. All in all, if you don’t find something you like in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, you should call your doctor about Cialis or something like that.
This week’s roundup includes Izabel Goulart and her crazy hot bikini booty, Ashley Sky and her Brazilian hot body wares, Vanessa Hudgens bikini goodness, Beyonce in a few throwback hottie poses, a recently turned 18 McKayla Maroney angling her camera down her frontside, the aforementioned headless hot bodies of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition in candid shots behind the scenes of their visual production, and so much more. You owe it to the surviving members of legendary rock bands everywhere to check out each and every one of these hot socially shared candids. Money back always guaranteed. Enjoy.
Turns out, Beyonce was the single most searched celebrity for 2013 according to Microsoft. I’m quite certain many of our readers helped out in that cause by searching ‘Beyonce booty’, ‘Beyonce topless’, and ‘Beyonce makes me beg her to sit on my feet’ and similar terms I know you guys are typing into your search engines. And I’m not surprised. For yet another year Beyonce does what she does best, puts on a show stopping concert tour with her curvaceous body and proud strut and booming voice. Pretty simple formula that nobody really does better.
Beyonce heated up the night in Vancouver over the weekend, doing her booty shaking thing and belting out songs that I don’t really know, but I’d tell her were awesome during rehearsals while I held her mink coat off to the side for when ever she felt a chill and snapped her fingers for my attention. Ah, to serve Beyonce in bedroom and bath, that is the dream. Enjoy.
I’m not even sure how Beyonce got back and forth to Brazil while still also performing at LeBron James wedding this weekend. I suppose a super fast private jet probably helps. I know she didn’t take the Panama Canal. Either way, Beyonce seemed primed and ready to show her pushed up mother hooters on stage in Rio, a harrowing show as Beyonce was at one point yanked off the stage by an overzealous fan.
But Beyonce is too big to be taken down by one shirtless drunken fool. She’s Beyonce, just look at how she’s built. To last. Enjoy.
Not, not her ‘fierce’ music. Just those little body suits and the bending and preening and flashing Beyonce does on stage. It’s not like your typical mom, but it is rather hot.
Sometimes I wonder if I could make it through a Beyonce concert just for the opportunity to see her showing off live. I’d have to have great seats, like really close to the action, like laying beneath her on the stage as she moves left and right over me. Then I’d go. Checking now to see if those tickets are available on Craigslist. Searching, Beyonce, concert tix, crotch view seats. Please, let this happen. Enjoy.
Here’s what I’ve come to notice about Beyonce in concert. She’s fierce. She likes to strut fierce. And she changes her wardrobe about ten times a show into progressively fiercer costumery. It all seems so very dramatic. While I would prefer Beyonce merely changing into her birthday suit upon my PETA-approved faux bear skin rug, I can’t deny that seeing her curvaceous motherly form now switching in and out of clingy body suits is something to behold. Her music aside, she puts on quite an exhibition of the visual variety.
Taking center stage at the V Festival in England, Beyonce showed that baby or no baby with a $20K crib, she’s not slowing down one bit in terms of being one of the top music acts in the world. And one of the top ogle worthy concert performers. Now, if I can just get her next to my fireplace on that furry mat, we could get extra fierce. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure what was meant by this covered nekkid pictorial of Beyonce covered in tons of glitter for Flaunt magazine. I’m not so good at interpreting art. I do know that Beyonce is looking finer than ever these days, and I wish I could interpret her nekkid body uncovered. I think I would be good at that. Much better than understanding stylistic visions and the like.
Beyonce seems to have recovered quite nicely from child bearing and even reports of s second child coming, on the way, or some other mysterious social media comments. She most definitely has one of our favorite bodies ever. If only she would show it all off, no glitter necessary. Birthday suits sparkle just fine on their own. Enjoy.
Therefore but the Grace of God go I. And expression I try to keep near to my heart, and one I’m feeling this morning seeing a dude in Denmark taking a whack at Beyonce’s backside during a Copenhagen concert last night.
I mean, seriously, every single guy is thinking it, and while it’s wrong to ever touch a woman without first asking — I’m going to have to give a leniency suggestion for Hans Christian Happy-Hands there in the audience. He’s right there. A foot from Beyond booty. Resistance was fairly futile.
You can see the Beyonce Slapped in Concert video on WWTDD.com.