Beyonce

Beyonce Is Kind of Nekkid and Definitely Glittery for Flaunt

I'm not exactly sure what was meant by this covered nekkid pictorial of Beyonce covered in tons of glitter for Flaunt magazine. I'm not so good at interpreting art. I do know that Beyonce is looking finer than ever these days, and I wish I could interpret her nekkid body uncovered. I think I would be good at that. Much better than understanding stylistic visions and the like.

Beyonce seems to have recovered quite nicely from child bearing and even reports of s second child coming, on the way, or some other mysterious social media comments. She most definitely has one of our favorite bodies ever. If only she would show it all off, no glitter necessary. Birthday suits sparkle just fine on their own. Enjoy.

Beyonce Butt Man-Handled During Concert

Therefore but the Grace of God go I. And expression I try to keep near to my heart, and one I'm feeling this morning seeing a dude in Denmark taking a whack at Beyonce's backside during a Copenhagen concert last night.

I mean, seriously, every single guy is thinking it, and while it's wrong to ever touch a woman without first asking -- I'm going to have to give a leniency suggestion for Hans Christian Happy-Hands there in the audience. He's right there. A foot from Beyond booty. Resistance was fairly futile.

You can see the Beyonce Slapped in Concert video on WWTDD.com.

Beyonce Pregnant Once More; Let’s Look At How She Looked Before Babies

Well, the minute Beyonce denied pregnancy rumors last week, you pretty much knew they were true. The pop diva is with-child with baby number two now and while we always support the miracle of child birth, at some point we're worried about this once body-holy woman losing some of her greatness. I know, it's probably not the case, but I still worry like an expecting dad every single time.

Let's take a look back at some of our favorite pictures of Beyonce so I can become even more anxious and paranoid about her body sextastic going away forever. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

Beyonce Bikini Pictures Pimping Hot for H&M

I'm not sure how much is real and how much is technology, but I'm going to just imagine this is 100% Beyonce, the curvy hot woman I lusted before, during, and after her pregnancy. And damn she looks good in a bikini. Not quite the thong song candids we'd like to see of the wicked hot diva. But it's all good. I mean, it's really all good, I'm checking her from all angles.

At some point Beyonce will be leaving Jay-Z, it's just a celebrity marriage lifecycle thing. I do hope she'll consider my offer to come live in my guest house, or, you know, vice-versa, since I don't have a guest house, or a house. We'll find an aunt or somebody to take the baby. Nothing should get in the way of our lovemaking. Although I suppose babies naturally do. Enjoy.

Beyonce Flashes Her Shapely Hot Legs (Airbrushed, But Still a Dream)

Okay, granted, there's some serious Photoshopping going on with these Beyonce photos for the latest edition of Shape magazine. And, yes, it is easier to be in shape with the help of an airbrush. Still, nobody is ruining my Beyonce hot mommy body fantasies today. She looked amazing before baby, and maybe a little thicker after the baby, but anybody who watched that Super Bowl Halftime show knows that Beyonce is more than equipped to create lustful feelings in the hearts of men.

You can have your skinny girls, or airbrush away the padding, give me a girl with some cushion and a strong vocal range and I am already in heaven. Enjoy.

Beyonce Flashes Chest for at Premiere of Her Documentary, ‘I Love Myself Almost As Much As You Love Me’

I'll say this, I'm not much for celebrities at the age of 31 filming their memoirs of trials and travails to reach their level of stardom mostly because, well, mostly because fans can already worship them in so many other ways, that a film to your own self seems a bit silly when you can really just go on a bunch of talk shows to tell everyone how awesome you are. But, I suppose some people want to see how Beyonce went from child star to uber-wealthy diva, sort of like pornography for girls.

There's no denying that Beyonce has been looking wicked hot since her return to the bright lights after maternal leave, as she did last night on the red carpet of the premiere of her documentary, flashing some serious chestal region views, in a dress that reveals once more one of the most eye-popping curvy bodies in all of Hottieville.

Is it worthy listening to a woman go on and on about her problems and triumphs over things such as 'dealing with an overbearing daddy' simply because she's smoking hot and you really want to get with her? Absolutely. But you already know that from experience. Enjoy.