Beyonce

Beyonce’s Philadelphia Performance Deserves a Closer Look

Not, not her 'fierce' music. Just those little body suits and the bending and preening and flashing Beyonce does on stage. It's not like your typical mom, but it is rather hot.

Sometimes I wonder if I could make it through a Beyonce concert just for the opportunity to see her showing off live. I'd have to have great seats, like really close to the action, like laying beneath her on the stage as she moves left and right over me. Then I'd go. Checking now to see if those tickets are available on Craigslist. Searching, Beyonce, concert tix, crotch view seats. Please, let this happen. Enjoy.

Beyonce Fiercely Hot Squatting in V Festival in Jolly Old England

Here's what I've come to notice about Beyonce in concert. She's fierce. She likes to strut fierce. And she changes her wardrobe about ten times a show into progressively fiercer costumery. It all seems so very dramatic. While I would prefer Beyonce merely changing into her birthday suit upon my PETA-approved faux bear skin rug, I can't deny that seeing her curvaceous motherly form now switching in and out of clingy body suits is something to behold. Her music aside, she puts on quite an exhibition of the visual variety.

Taking center stage at the V Festival in England, Beyonce showed that baby or no baby with a $20K crib, she's not slowing down one bit in terms of being one of the top music acts in the world. And one of the top ogle worthy concert performers. Now, if I can just get her next to my fireplace on that furry mat, we could get extra fierce. Enjoy.

Beyonce Is Kind of Nekkid and Definitely Glittery for Flaunt

I'm not exactly sure what was meant by this covered nekkid pictorial of Beyonce covered in tons of glitter for Flaunt magazine. I'm not so good at interpreting art. I do know that Beyonce is looking finer than ever these days, and I wish I could interpret her nekkid body uncovered. I think I would be good at that. Much better than understanding stylistic visions and the like.

Beyonce seems to have recovered quite nicely from child bearing and even reports of s second child coming, on the way, or some other mysterious social media comments. She most definitely has one of our favorite bodies ever. If only she would show it all off, no glitter necessary. Birthday suits sparkle just fine on their own. Enjoy.

Beyonce Butt Man-Handled During Concert

Therefore but the Grace of God go I. And expression I try to keep near to my heart, and one I'm feeling this morning seeing a dude in Denmark taking a whack at Beyonce's backside during a Copenhagen concert last night.

I mean, seriously, every single guy is thinking it, and while it's wrong to ever touch a woman without first asking -- I'm going to have to give a leniency suggestion for Hans Christian Happy-Hands there in the audience. He's right there. A foot from Beyond booty. Resistance was fairly futile.

You can see the Beyonce Slapped in Concert video on WWTDD.com.

Beyonce Pregnant Once More; Let’s Look At How She Looked Before Babies

Well, the minute Beyonce denied pregnancy rumors last week, you pretty much knew they were true. The pop diva is with-child with baby number two now and while we always support the miracle of child birth, at some point we're worried about this once body-holy woman losing some of her greatness. I know, it's probably not the case, but I still worry like an expecting dad every single time.

Let's take a look back at some of our favorite pictures of Beyonce so I can become even more anxious and paranoid about her body sextastic going away forever. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

Beyonce Bikini Pictures Pimping Hot for H&M

I'm not sure how much is real and how much is technology, but I'm going to just imagine this is 100% Beyonce, the curvy hot woman I lusted before, during, and after her pregnancy. And damn she looks good in a bikini. Not quite the thong song candids we'd like to see of the wicked hot diva. But it's all good. I mean, it's really all good, I'm checking her from all angles.

At some point Beyonce will be leaving Jay-Z, it's just a celebrity marriage lifecycle thing. I do hope she'll consider my offer to come live in my guest house, or, you know, vice-versa, since I don't have a guest house, or a house. We'll find an aunt or somebody to take the baby. Nothing should get in the way of our lovemaking. Although I suppose babies naturally do. Enjoy.