Beyonce Goes Super Tight Dress to Celebrate Release of Her Super Tight Album

Beyonce scheduled her album release extravaganza about two weeks after secretly releasing her self-titled album onto the Internet, causing iTunes to rupture a spleen feeding the frenzy of girls 14-35 who simply can’t get enough Beyonce on the musical plates. The release party was worth the wait as Beyonce showed up in a skin tight short shimmering dress that showed off her body and the reason men of all ages are interested in this pop diva. Just look at those curves.

I don’t care how much support Beyonce required to slide into that little numbers, of the hours it might take to peel it off, she looked absolutely smoking hot as the star of her very own party. At the holiday times, all you can hope for is to own the party. Well, I hope not to fall asleep in relative stranger’s bath tubs, but for girls like Beyonce, they aim just a little bit higher. I’d say she hit the mark. Sha-zam. Enjoy.

Beyonce Hot Bikini Passion Play for Drunky Kind of Love

We linked out to these yesterday, but I wanted a second day of appreciation and a chance to put Beyonce looking her absolute finest in our archive which will someday serve as the annals of record for sextastic celebrities at the dawn of the new millennium.  I mean, assuming our $50 servers don’t crash permanently again. I really do need to remember to run that backup, but it’s just never the right time.

Beyonce got wet and bikini wild in her Drunk in Love music video, one of the many she released at her midnight ‘make me $20 million’ barn burner of an album release last week. Even Beyonce was quite excited by her own hot self, her headlights proudly beaming through her wet bikini. And why not? If I was Beyonce, I’d never leave the sight of a mirror, nor spend a moment without my favorite toys nearby. Occasionally, I’d take a break from self-pleasure to make some green, but outside of that, lots and lots of baths. Enjoy.

Beyonce Bikini Nipply and Drunk In Love on the Beach

I have to admit, I didn’t quite help ‘break the Internet’ when Beyonce came out with her new 17-song album last week. The music I could live with or without. But that hot curvaceous body, that I would break something over.

Our friends at WWTDD have some of the steamier nipple-poking Beyonce bikini pictures from her Drunk in Love music video which I highly recommend if you happen to love hot women wet and rolling around in the sand. Enjoy.

Beyonce Throwback Hottie, Sports Illustrated Model Bottoms, Vanessa Hudgens Bikinis Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It’s the season of giving, and so our favorite sextastic celebrities just keep on giving us bikini shots, butt shots, hot cleavage shots, and anything and everything they can to produce the desired effect of wanton lust. I’m always up for a little more wanton lust in my life. It’s also Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition final production time, so we’ve got some sweet sweet teases from this year’s photoshoot. All in all, if you don’t find something you like in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, you should call your doctor about Cialis or something like that.

This week’s roundup includes Izabel Goulart and her crazy hot bikini booty, Ashley Sky and her Brazilian hot body wares, Vanessa Hudgens bikini goodness, Beyonce in a few throwback hottie poses, a recently turned 18 McKayla Maroney angling her camera down her frontside, the aforementioned headless hot bodies of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition in candid shots behind the scenes of their visual production, and so much more. You owe it to the surviving members of legendary rock bands everywhere to check out each and every one of these hot socially shared candids. Money back always guaranteed. Enjoy.

Beyonce Warms Up the Stage in Canada

Turns out, Beyonce was the single most searched celebrity for 2013 according to Microsoft. I’m quite certain many of our readers helped out in that cause by searching ‘Beyonce booty’, ‘Beyonce topless’, and ‘Beyonce makes me beg her to sit on my feet’ and similar terms I know you guys are typing into your search engines. And I’m not surprised. For yet another year Beyonce does what she does best, puts on a show stopping concert tour with her curvaceous body and proud strut and booming voice. Pretty simple formula that nobody really does better.

Beyonce heated up the night in Vancouver over the weekend, doing her booty shaking thing and belting out songs that I don’t really know, but I’d tell her were awesome during rehearsals while I held her mink coat off to the side for when ever she felt a chill and snapped her fingers for my attention. Ah, to serve Beyonce in bedroom and bath, that is the dream. Enjoy.

Beyonce Goes Bang Bang with the Cleavage at Rock’n Rio Festival

I’m not even sure how Beyonce got back and forth to Brazil while still also performing at LeBron James wedding this weekend. I suppose a super fast private jet probably helps. I know she didn’t take the Panama Canal. Either way, Beyonce seemed primed and ready to show her pushed up mother hooters on stage in Rio, a harrowing show as Beyonce was at one point yanked off the stage by an overzealous fan.

But Beyonce is too big to be taken down by one shirtless drunken fool. She’s Beyonce, just look at how she’s built. To last. Enjoy.

Beyonce’s Philadelphia Performance Deserves a Closer Look

Not, not her ‘fierce’ music. Just those little body suits and the bending and preening and flashing Beyonce does on stage. It’s not like your typical mom, but it is rather hot.

Sometimes I wonder if I could make it through a Beyonce concert just for the opportunity to see her showing off live. I’d have to have great seats, like really close to the action, like laying beneath her on the stage as she moves left and right over me. Then I’d go. Checking now to see if those tickets are available on Craigslist. Searching, Beyonce, concert tix, crotch view seats. Please, let this happen. Enjoy.