Beth Humphreys

Beth Humphreys Topless Biting Black Lingerie Outtakes for Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 2:31 pm

Beth Humphreys Boobtastic Topless Nuts Photoshoot March 2013

Well, Monday's almost come to a close here, but there's no way we're not capping all the glorious celebrity skin from today with a treat from the boobtastic and beautiful Beth Humphrehys, and these glorious outtakes from her recent Nuts photoshoot.

Beth has that girl next door look to her, that is, if you happen to live next door to a smoking hot busty young brunette who likes to prance around in her underwear or less. And, if you do, please, invite me over. Mammarial Monday is a day to dream like no other. And, right now, I'm dreaming about Beth Humphreys, a bottle of chilled champagne, and the warm desires of a man who spends way too much time looking at nekkid women all day long. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Stripping Out of Lingerie to Celebrate

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2013 @ 12:32 pm

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India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys Topless in Lingerie Nuts Photoshoot

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Oh, blessed end of the week. I don't like to brag, but there's a 13.2% chance I'm getting lucky this weekend and I'm kind of excited about it. No, I don't mean that sex thing, so overrated. I'm talking about my NCAA tourney brackets, naturally. I could win money. Cash money. Enough to pay off that guy with the thick neck sitting in an old Pontiac out in front of my place since last Tuesday. I'm assuming he's not peeking in my apartment to try and catch me changing. So, yes, I am excited.

You know who else is excited? Two gorgeous hotties by the names of India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys, stripping ever so slowly and perfectly out of their lingerie tops for your shift-into-the-weekend pleasure. Quite nice of them really. And our friends at Nuts.

So, go forth and conquer this weekend. Ride 'em hard and come home wet, or something like that. Thank God It's Funbags!

Humpday Huzzah! Beth Humphreys Topless Pink Lingerie Pictures for The Midweek Mmmm

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2013 @ 11:41 am

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Beth Humphreys is one of the new stars in our sky. She's right there next to the North Star, a Big Dipper if you will that we'd like to playfully slap with Orion's Belt, or maybe just cover in some type of fudge back in our spacious studio apartment. Just one fine new super sextastic glamour model that we can not step leering at like dirty old men. Heavy on the dirty part. Old will happen eventually.

Featured in outtakes from her shoot for Nuts magazine this past month, the nipply-pierced Humphreys displays the goods of a girl that intends to stick around for the long haul, hauling our hearts and other organs along with her on her rise to fapitation greatness.

This humpday, this doldrum-like day of the week, we find our spirits elevated with the pure visual goodness of Beth Humphreys. Huzzah!

Beth Humphreys Braless Pictures Deliver Extreme Heat in South African FHM

By Bill Swift | February 19, 2013 @ 11:19 am

Beth Humphreys is Braless in FHM South Africa

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Beth Humphreys Topless

Beautiful Beth's bodacious body in some killer outtakes. 18 Photos »

While I was pretty sure we had fallen head over heels in lust with Britty hottie, Beth Humphreys, I'm now fully convinced of a deep and unwavering desire to make many babies and popular our own planet together with Beth after seeing her brief, but unforgettable posing in a pictorial for this month's FHM magazine South Africa. Wow.

I guess you could chalk it up to the fact that super sextastic women posing on all fours with their rumps up in the air and their sweet faptastic funbags dangling beneath their fine form is always a winner. But with some of the finer looking ladies, we go from winning to yearning and well beyond into catatonic states of fantasizing. A happy place where I am now, with Beth, asking her to please never change positions. Enjoy.

Beth Humphreys Topless Teasy Tasty Hot for Front Magazine (Prepare to Fall in Lust)

By Bill Swift | January 29, 2013 @ 9:38 am

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Beth Humphreys Topless Photoshoot for FRONT Magazine February 2013

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It's been at least a week since I've fallen completely in lust with somebody, and that spell is about to be broken with the epic hot sights of Beth Humphreys in Front magazine.

Now, we've seen bits and pieces of Beth in the past few months, but consider this pictorial the big coming out party for the 19-year old Londoner, as the good folks at Front have put together a little teasy Beth-topless masterpiece. Oh, the depths to which I will now sink dreaming of getting stuck with Beth atop the London Eye and deciding that a dangling shagging would be the best way to pass the time until the Ferris Wheel begins spinning once more. So tasty hot. Enjoy.

Beth Humphreys Topless Outtakes Help Us Give a Proper Hello to a New Member of the Family

By Bill Swift | January 24, 2013 @ 9:19 am

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We've had small mention of up and coming British glamour model Beth Humphreys before, but nothing quite like this introduction of the new brunette to the stables of lad magazine hotness, as in this blessed set of outtakes from her recent Nuts magazine pictorial.

Now, some assume that since we have looked at over hundreds of thousands of images of the world's most sextastic women baring their wares for viewing pleasure, that we might be jaded as to finding yet another DD-diamond in the rough. Oh, to the contrary, my dear friend, to the contrary. We elate with heightened pulmonary responses at the chance to feast our luring leering peepers upon a new fine female form like Beth Humphreys. As if we were an explorer planting our flags on yet another new isle, with the grin of a conqueror and the swagger of a pirate. These are the moments we cherish, especially in sharing with you (he said with a truly masculine tone). Enjoy.